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04-15-2012, 03:52 AM
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Za Jacing off was allowed? Really?

TSN: The Neil int he Coffin

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just to be sure... the pun is nail polish, right?

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04-15-2012, 11:05 AM
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Rick Roll'd was bad, for Rick Nash.

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Rick Roll'd was bad, for Rick Nash.
Gabo-rik Rolled was even worse

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Za-Jacing off is my all-time favorite.
This. That writer sacrificed his job for many lulz.

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Found it lol


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04-15-2012, 11:13 AM
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Some more:





The Giroux one has 2 good sub-headline puns as well

There's more over at http://www.theroyalhalf.com/pundays/articles/

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04-15-2012, 11:21 AM
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Nail in the coffin

Nail-ed it

Fighting Tooth and Nail

He's puntastic.
When Booth and Yakupov drop the gloves...

Fighting Booth and Nail.

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04-15-2012, 11:27 AM
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Found it lol

Oh my god!

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04-15-2012, 11:31 AM
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I love them! Cheesier the better. Awesome. I do agree with the person who said the overuse of "singing the Blues" is getting old. They can't come up with much else there I guess.

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The puns are the only thing I like about NHL.com.

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04-15-2012, 11:38 AM
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"How Swede It Is" has definitely been a repeat offender.

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They do puns because without them, they end up with stories like this:


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I'm pretty sure Finland, Sweden, and Czech Republic were all named that way for terrible NHL.com puns.

I love a good cheesy joke, but they need to stop using "How Swede It Is", I've seen it a million times.

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04-16-2012, 03:08 PM
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Personally, I enjoy reading them.
agree - most of them are very clever.

This is actually one of the more interesting threads on the main board anyway - with the POs in full swing, the main board is very topic-challenged right now.


So.... thx for this complaint thread, OP!

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I love puns, the cheesier the better in my opinion. Gene cracks me up as an Oiler fan....when he sticks to puns, I'm not a fan of the props.

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They really struck out with the Pittsburgh/Philly game, the headline should have been

"Schenn thinks Arron Should be Asham of Himself"

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Two of my favorites.


Great, now I want brownies and ice cream, and I'm out of both

Looking forward to the draft "You've got Nail!"

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04-16-2012, 05:57 PM
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Great, now I want brownies and ice cream, and I'm out of both

Looking forward to the draft "You've got Nail!"
Get's Kronwall'd... "Broke a Nail"

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LMAO. I actually laughed out loud at this.

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I don't get it
nail polish ?

neil polish ?

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Found it lol

Was this real or photoshopped?

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