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06-09-2012, 06:40 AM
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Stanley Cup Final Game 5 - NJD v LAK 8pm - The Malfunctioning Beards Special



See what I did there?

Life is a journey.

Last season, the pain was unbearable....but we bared it...like a bear would.

Then something changed.



But it was not meant to be...



Or so we thought



In the hallowed history of HF Devils gif parties, this may have been the most glorious and unexpected of the bunch.

Of course, in only New Jersey Devils 2010-11 fashion, we fell second fiddle to Reggaeton in our own building...didn't stop us.



No fans inside brah.

Thus officially began our long off season.

After seeing other big name players go and having the chance to lock up our most important free agent, we signed him for one year.



After missing the playoffs for the first time since 1996, we hired a guy that never made the playoffs. Good job, Lou.



Finally, sense was reached and we signed that other guy...for a year.



The season came around and who knew this guy would be the best player in preseason



Well, it looks like he did.

The season began like any other, massive expectations of a fanbase disappointed for 8 straight years.

Then things started to happen.



We could have folded. But then our King arrived on the scene



The rest of the season until late February was a blur because I had hockey coaching myself...but I do remember this.



See what I did there?

It took over a year for the boards to repay their debt to us. But it happened.

February and March may have contained some of the most annoying hockey this team played all season, so I'll skip it.

What did happen was amazing:



Oh yeah, he got hurt...AGAIN...and we all predicted the replacement



We resigned BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh.

But we made the playoffs. From Lottery to Playoffs in one year.

We needed it against the Panthers



twice



We needed it against the Flyers



We needed it against the Rangers



We needed it against the Kings



WOAH. Hold on...From



To...



But where did the beard go? Now look who had the primary assist. From...



To...



Seriously...Clarkson...a PRIMARY assist on a Stanley Cup Final game winning goal. Can't make this up.

Consider perhaps one of the most consistent performers of the playoffs...



From beards to moustaches. Let it sink in. Porn star moustaches...



See what I did there? Of course you didn't.



From Lottery to Stanley Cup Final in one season. Let it sink in.

From a 3.6% chance in the lottery to 3 wins away from a Stanley Cup.

Everything malfunctioned for an entire season...what is 3 games?

I know that we were down 3-2 to the Panthers.

I know that we managed 3 straight wins to knock out the Rangers.

I know that we won 4 straight games against the Flyers.

"But 4 =/= 3," you say. But to you I say, "3 more = 4"

I'm sick of Kings this, Kings that...



Did I lose my hand?



Those are good hockey players...let's go kill them.


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Time for the come back to continue today Devils SO BRING IT BACK TO LA!!!


LET'S GO DEVILS!!!

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Do it again Patty. A clutch goal by Zach. Not On Our Ice TODAY LGD!!!


Fixed


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Do it again Patty. A clutch goal by Zach. Not On Our Ice today LGD!!!
You needed to say "Not on our ice TODAY"......... lol

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Awesome GDT!

No matter what happens, I love this team.

But ... please make it a series tonight Devils!

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/thread, lock this one and make part 2

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Going back to Cali? I think so. Let's do this LGD!!!

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That Carter clip is great.

1-0 so far



LGD! One game at a time!

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Lets go devils!!! Leave it all on this ice!
but leave the Cup right where it is in it's case!

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Ohhhh, I see what you did there with the title. Nice.

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Ohhhh, I see what you did there with the title. Nice.
Didnt notice that earlier, nice!

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i believe

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These guys and the cup need 2 more transcontinental flights.

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One game at a time and for the love of god, let's not booooo them if our PP stinks and let's bring the noise from the get-go. As soon as Arlette stops torturing everyone, the building should erupt with noise.

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Lets go Devils! A win tonight could really put a lot of pressure on the Kings.

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Let's go Devils!!

Send this thing back to LA and end all of this talk of that road record.

Let's see the heart from everyone that we've seen through the whole playoffs.

Got nothing to lose. Lay it all on the line. Swarm it up and get the W.

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