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06-11-2012, 05:11 AM
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Stanley Cup Final Game 6 - NJD @ LAK 8pm - The Malfunctioning Broads Special



See what I did there?

Life is a journey.

Last season, the pain was unbearable....but we bared it...like a bear would.

Then something changed.



But it was not meant to be...



Or so we thought



In the hallowed history of HF Devils gif parties, this may have been the most glorious and unexpected of the bunch.

Of course, in only New Jersey Devils 2010-11 fashion, we fell second fiddle to Reggaeton in our own building...didn't stop us.



No fans inside brah.

Thus officially began our long off season.

After seeing other big name players go and having the chance to lock up our most important free agent, we signed him for one year.



After missing the playoffs for the first time since 1996, we hired a guy that never made the playoffs. Good job, Lou.



Finally, sense was reached and we signed that other guy...for a year.



The season came around and who knew this guy would be the best player in preseason



Well, it looks like he did.

The season began like any other, massive expectations of a fanbase disappointed for 8 straight years.

Then things started to happen.



We could have folded. But then our King arrived on the scene



The rest of the season until late February was a blur because I had hockey coaching myself...but I do remember this.



See what I did there?

It took over a year for the boards to repay their debt to us. But it happened.

February and March may have contained some of the most annoying hockey this team played all season, so I'll skip it.

What did happen was amazing:



Oh yeah, he got hurt...AGAIN...and we all predicted the replacement



We resigned BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh.

But we made the playoffs. From Lottery to Playoffs in one year.

We needed it against the Panthers



twice



We needed it against the Flyers



We needed it against the Rangers



We needed it against the Kings



WOAH. Hold on...From



To...



But where did the beard go? Now look who had the primary assist. From...



To...



Seriously...Clarkson...a PRIMARY assist on a Stanley Cup Final game winning goal. Can't make this up.

Consider perhaps one of the most consistent performers of the playoffs...



From beards to moustaches. Let it sink in. Porn star moustaches...



See what I did there? Of course you didn't.



...then we needed it again...



Look who was right in front of the goal, actually standing on two feet



From Lottery to Stanley Cup Final in one season. Let it sink in.

From a 3.6% chance in the lottery to 2 wins away from a Stanley Cup.

I know the Devils won the final 2 games against the Panthers.

I know the Devils won the final 2 games against the Flyers.

I know the Devils won the final 2 games against the Rangers.

Everything malfunctioned last season...and here we are.

Hell, we are doing so well that even these broads attended our game on Saturday!



and...



even the queen of pop herself!



Even she knows we're only 2 away...2 away...

I'm sick of Kings this, Kings that...



Did I lose my hand?



Those are good hockey players...let's go kill them.

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The legendary GDT's continue.

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For the love of Jeff, just win!

We're 2-0 when I post this, so here goes...

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The legendary GDT's continue.

Let's Go Devils!!!
And so will our legendary run!

Let's Go Devils!!!

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Yeah, gonna have to go ahead and keep on winning, Devils. We must see the glorious conclusion to these GDTs.

Go ahead and win it tonight.
I haven't watched hockey in over a week and I don't intend to see handshakes just yet.

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I'm going to need you guys to be very descriptive in this thread. I'm not going to be able to see the game but I'll check in here.

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Score more than the Kings and bring it back to Newark.



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And people will post stats on why the Kings will win tonight.

Just beat them.

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Hehe, even Marcel Dionne (the king of kings) is scared ****less of them going back to Newark according to the post "do or die"

If we take tonight, we the crowd will will the devs on Wednesday.

Go devils, get it done tonight!!!

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One game at a time! LGD!

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If we can weather the storm in the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st period and not have our regular 2nd period, we can come home and make history.

I'm confident we can pull this off. The Kings have all the pressure, once again, to lock this at home in front of their fans and we, on the other hand, need to be as boring as possible, taking the fans out of the game while frustrating the Kings at the same time.

Give that porn star behind our bench something to really gag about.

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Heres to hoping we live to fight for the chance to win the cup.

Corrected. We were playing to merely survive the last two games, now we are playing for 7 and a chance to win.

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Awesome GDT... the videos are... wow, what a season.

HENRIQUE !!!

LGD !

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Awesome GDT... the videos are... wow, what a season.

HENRIQUE !!!

LGD !
Tomorrow we are gonna be so pumped for Thursday if the "beast of the east" plays tonight.

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I'm going to need you guys to be very descriptive in this thread. I'm not going to be able to see the game but I'll check in here.
what in the name of all that is holy and sacred has you missing this game? Not even able to listen to it?

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