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09-26-2012, 04:10 PM
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What is this i don't even
It's a pre-season game that was supposed to happen today but this thing called the ******* lockout is going on.

In other words a joke thread.

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Hockey deprivasion psychosis has set in at the Jets forum...

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09-26-2012, 04:14 PM
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Hockey deprivasion psychosis has set in at the Jets forum...
Yeah crazy things happen down there in the southeast.

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09-26-2012, 04:56 PM
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They should be used to it.

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They should be used to it.
They are like boys that lost their virginity right now, even though they last so long without they'd do anything to get some more of the action.

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09-26-2012, 05:03 PM
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They are like boys that lost their virginity right now, even though they last so long without they'd do anything to get some more of the action.
Which makes their pretend game even funnier, since the last time we met those recently unvirgined boys, we loved them good. No condom.

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09-26-2012, 11:24 PM
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FX falls into HBO/Showtime for me. They allow it all.
They don't.

Basic cable networks like FX, USA, AMC, etc have self-imposed rules that HBO and Showtime do not. There is a no nudity policy, and limits on what level of language and violence are permitted. They fall somewhere in-between network and pay-cable.

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09-26-2012, 11:31 PM
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They don't.

Basic cable networks like FX, USA, AMC, etc have self-imposed rules that HBO and Showtime do not. There is a no nudity policy, and limits on what level of language and violence are permitted. They fall somewhere in-between network and pay-cable.
Exactly, you don't see the "hardcore" stuff on those channels. Comedy Central sometimes late night have full on profanity but that's about it.

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09-27-2012, 08:55 AM
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They don't.

Basic cable networks like FX, USA, AMC, etc have self-imposed rules that HBO and Showtime do not. There is a no nudity policy, and limits on what level of language and violence are permitted. They fall somewhere in-between network and pay-cable.
Well there was a lot of man ass in this weeks SOA, so I guess butts don't count?

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09-27-2012, 08:01 PM
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Well there was a lot of man ass in this weeks SOA, so I guess butts don't count?


Especially not man-ass. There's a famous NYPD Blue where Charlotte Ross walked around, basically showed her breast and her butt. So even the networks to some extent have self-imposed rules to avoid any legal rangling with the FCC.

The Good Wife is pulling this stunt this year, which is more explicit than any I've seen on FX (even on Rescue Me): http://tvline.com/2012/09/05/blind-i...lo-tvline-sex/

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09-27-2012, 11:06 PM
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Male DNA discovered in female brain.

So many punchlines that would be um, inappropriate here. Or NSFW.

nevermind kiddies, nothing to see here.

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09-28-2012, 06:14 AM
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Male DNA discovered in female brain.

So many punchlines that would be um, inappropriate here. Or NSFW.

nevermind kiddies, nothing to see here.
The jokes do seem to write themselves.

I'd personally go for the "junk DNA" approach.

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09-28-2012, 10:50 AM
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Work has been so hockey filled for me.
In the past 2 weeks I've spoken to Hemsky, Schultz and Jonathan Toews' 4th cousin's wife.

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For those who have seen "Super Troopers", you will great appreciate this.

Very VERY Funny

http://deadspin.com/5947408/falcons-...n-sportscenter

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Anybody watching this Ryder Cup ?

I'm enjoying it a lot but I wish the coverage wasn't so USA USA USA. Having to watch Davis Love III talk about Tiger instead of getting to see team Euro's second shots is pretty annoying.

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Best Place To Find Real Estate Listings In Sherwood Park Online?

I'll delete this thread if/when I get some good answers. I know someone that might be looking at buying some property there. Thanks!

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I had a shudder that you were leaving the big island and heading to the snow

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09-30-2012, 12:19 AM
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Nope not for me.

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09-30-2012, 01:36 AM
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http://www.realtor.ca/index.aspx?cul=1

Just type in the parameters and you are good to go.

There is also http://comfree.com/alberta

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Mls.ca

Best place to look

This is the main MLS search site

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09-30-2012, 02:00 AM
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http://www.edmontonrealestate.pro/idx/map/

Works pretty good. Just filter for Sherwood Park and other fun stuff.

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mls.ca and comfree.com are the two best, IMO.

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I am a real estate agent, I work for Remax and would love to help your friend out in finding a place. I'll send you a PM.

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Nope not for me.
I just pictured the first scenes from Cool runnings when you would leave the airport

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Definitly check this site out

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