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06-22-2012, 10:27 AM
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I'd also like to add that not all girls are crazy, just the single ones you're trying to hook up with probably.

I mean, if they were normal, they'd be taken already, right?
Yea, it's like free agency. How often is the big prize able to be swooped in and taken? You need to lock up the good ones early and develop them.

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06-22-2012, 10:28 AM
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I'd also like to add that not all girls are crazy, just the single ones you're trying to hook up with probably.

I mean, if they were normal, they'd be taken already, right?
Attractive, available, mentally stable. Pick two.

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06-22-2012, 10:29 AM
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Yea, it's like free agency. How often is the big prize able to be swooped in and taken? You need to lock up the good ones early and develop them.
This is the way.

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Attractive, available, mentally stable. Pick two.
jesus no kidding eh?

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Yea, it's like free agency. How often is the big prize able to be swooped in and taken? You need to lock up the good ones early and develop them.
I believe Josef Fritzl tried this

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06-22-2012, 10:32 AM
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Don't leave me hanging with the details.

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06-22-2012, 10:34 AM
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Don't leave me hanging with the details.
He literally locked em up early.

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I worked out today...can barely bench press 100lbs (includes 40-45lb bar).

Officially back at work in 9 weeks. How much do you think I can increase that to?

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06-22-2012, 10:35 AM
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Don't leave me hanging with the details.
I'm pretty sure that's the Austrian guy who locked up his daughter in the basement of his house for 25 years and repeatedly impregnated her. Pretty sordid stuff.

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06-22-2012, 10:36 AM
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I worked out today...can barely bench press 100lbs (includes 40-45lb bar).

Officially back at work in 9 weeks. How much do you think I can increase that to?

$50 to the winner
You need to get JACKED!

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I'm pretty sure that's the Austrian guy who locked up his daughter in the basement of his house for 25 years and repeatedly impregnated her. Pretty sordid stuff.
Pretty sure that violates several parts of the dating CBA

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06-22-2012, 10:40 AM
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Pretty sure that violates several parts of the dating CBA
The Austrians thought so too. He's been banned for life.

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Why's it so glum in here all of a sudden?

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You need to get JACKED!
I will try my best.

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Why's it so glum in here all of a sudden?
Don't worry, I'm leaving

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06-22-2012, 10:51 AM
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Yea, it's like free agency. How often is the big prize able to be swooped in and taken? You need to lock up the good ones early and develop them.
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Attractive, available, mentally stable. Pick two.
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This is the way.
I believe Blink 182 said it best: I need a girl I can train.

On a very related topic: I'm happy with the current direction of my life. This thread is getting depressing. Eff that noise.

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I'm not even the one making it depressing. It's kinda impressive considering I've got nothing going for me

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Positives...it's Friday!

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Its my mums birthday. I told her i'd clean her kitchen because im broke. I have a headache so smells and bright lights are killing me right now. The cleaner is making me dizzy, and i just made sick in the microwave. I think it can wait a day.

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I'm not even the one making it depressing. It's kinda impressive considering I've got nothing going for me
I didn't think it was all that depressing. Maybe creepy, what with the Austrian incest stuff, but not depressing.

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austrian incest can have that creepy effect to it, no doubt

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This woman at Costco almost got knocked out...stupid moron!

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This woman at Costco almost got knocked out...stupid moron!
Story time!

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Story time!
LOL I may save it for Tony to tell as it's more of his story, but let's just say, I remained as calm as possible!

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