master of mysteries most manufactured and misinformed, has deigned to reveal to us, his loyal flock, that an Eastern Conference team is seeking to acquire the rights to both JP PARISE and DALE SUTTER. This team will pay for their rights with conditional picks, meaning that the pound of flesh is only carved if JP and DALE sign contracts with the team that acquires their rights.
Friends, I know the identity of that mystery team. It is the
BUFFALO SABRES OF BUFFALO
I bring you now the 2012-2013 BUFFALO HOCKEY TEAM along with the secret prices paid for each player!
CAPGEEK.COM USER GENERATED ROSTER
My Custom Lineup
FORWARDS
Thomas Vanek ($7.143m) / Jason Pominville ($5.300m) / Zach Parise ($7.000m)
Marcus Foligno ($0.900m) / Tyler Ennis ($2.250m) / Bobby Ryan ($5.100m)
Ville Leino ($4.500m) / Cody Hodgson ($1.667m) / Joel Armia ($1.275m)
Patrick Kaleta ($0.900m) / Cody McCormick ($1.200m) / Nathan Gerbe ($1.450m)
Matt Ellis ($0.525m) /
DEFENSEMEN
Tyler Myers ($5.500m) / Ryan Suter ($7.000m)
Christian Ehrhoff ($4.000m) / Alexander Sulzer ($0.725m)
Andrej Sekera ($2.750m) / Robyn Regehr ($4.020m)
GOALTENDERS
Ryan Miller ($6.250m)
Jhonas Enroth ($0.675m)
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CAPGEEK.COM TOTALS (follow @capgeek on Twitter)
(these totals are compiled without the bonus cushion)
SALARY CAP: $70,300,000; CAP PAYROLL: $70,129,523; BONUSES: $1,310,000
CAP SPACE (21-man roster): $170,477
"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU ASK?????"
WELL
THE BUFFALOES SEND
Conditional 2014 1st
ALONG WITH
LEOPOLD BLOOM
TO
NASHVILLE DENTALLY IMPAIRED CATS
FOR
Rights to DALE SUTTER
they also send either
Conditional 2013 and 2014 2nds OR 2015 1st
ALONG WITH
SIGFRIED ROY
to
NEW JERSEY INFERIORITY COMPLEXES
for
Rights to JP PARISE
BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE
They also send
MATT STAFFORD
DONOVAN MCNABB
2013 1st
to
THE WALT DISNEY WARRIORS
for
JACK RYAN
OH YEAH IN THIS ROSTER ARMIA SHOULD BE GRIGORENKO BUT CAPGEEK IS SLOW MAN
Not sure the point of this or all the time you spend mocking someone else but Pittsburgh is rumoured to be in on both
Perhaps you ought to look again friend becauseit is the buffalo that will have both players
cant tell if you are being sarcastic or serious?
Also When you say they will have them do you mean like a train, or do you mean they will sign them? I am pretty sure the sabres are not interested in Suter plus is there not a thread for rumors?
cant tell if you are being sarcastic or serious?
Also When you say they will have them do you mean like a train, or do you mean they will sign them? I am pretty sure the sabres are not interested in Suter plus is there not a thread for rumors?
cant tell if you are being sarcastic or serious?
Also When you say they will have them do you mean like a train, or do you mean they will sign them? I am pretty sure the sabres are not interested in Suter plus is there not a thread for rumors?
cant tell if you are being sarcastic or serious?
Also When you say they will have them do you mean like a train, or do you mean they will sign them? I am pretty sure the sabres are not interested in Suter plus is there not a thread for rumors?
