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06-25-2012, 07:14 PM
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Wouldn't Gary Suter have been a better choice than Dale Sutter.

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06-25-2012, 07:19 PM
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Wouldn't Gary Suter have been a better choice than Dale Sutter.
GARY SUTER IS RETIRED MY FRIEND

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06-25-2012, 07:20 PM
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Armia on the third line.

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GARY SUTER IS RETIRED MY FRIEND
So is JP Parise...

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06-25-2012, 07:21 PM
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Armia on the third line.
SOMEONE IS NOT READING CLOSELY!

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So is JP Parise...
NO THAT IS Jean-Paul Joseph-Louis "Jeep" Parisé YOU ARE THINKING OF MY COMPANION

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06-25-2012, 07:27 PM
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HEY! YOU!

Did you see the latest on

HOCKEYBUZZdotCOM!

WELL!

Eklund:







master of mysteries most manufactured and misinformed, has deigned to reveal to us, his loyal flock, that an Eastern Conference team is seeking to acquire the rights to both JP PARISE and DALE SUTTER. This team will pay for their rights with conditional picks, meaning that the pound of flesh is only carved if JP and DALE sign contracts with the team that acquires their rights.

Friends, I know the identity of that mystery team. It is the









BUFFALO SABRES OF BUFFALO





I bring you now the 2012-2013 BUFFALO HOCKEY TEAM along with the secret prices paid for each player!






CAPGEEK.COM USER GENERATED ROSTER
My Custom Lineup
FORWARDS
Thomas Vanek ($7.143m) / Jason Pominville ($5.300m) / Zach Parise ($7.000m)
Marcus Foligno ($0.900m) / Tyler Ennis ($2.250m) / Bobby Ryan ($5.100m)
Ville Leino ($4.500m) / Cody Hodgson ($1.667m) / Joel Armia ($1.275m)
Patrick Kaleta ($0.900m) / Cody McCormick ($1.200m) / Nathan Gerbe ($1.450m)
Matt Ellis ($0.525m) /
DEFENSEMEN
Tyler Myers ($5.500m) / Ryan Suter ($7.000m)
Christian Ehrhoff ($4.000m) / Alexander Sulzer ($0.725m)
Andrej Sekera ($2.750m) / Robyn Regehr ($4.020m)
GOALTENDERS
Ryan Miller ($6.250m)
Jhonas Enroth ($0.675m)
------
CAPGEEK.COM TOTALS (follow @capgeek on Twitter)
(these totals are compiled without the bonus cushion)
SALARY CAP: $70,300,000; CAP PAYROLL: $70,129,523; BONUSES: $1,310,000
CAP SPACE (21-man roster): $170,477






"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU ASK?????"









WELL


THE BUFFALOES SEND


Conditional 2014 1st

ALONG WITH


LEOPOLD BLOOM


TO

NASHVILLE DENTALLY IMPAIRED CATS


FOR

Rights to DALE SUTTER







they also send either


Conditional 2013 and 2014 2nds OR 2015 1st

ALONG WITH

SIGFRIED ROY

to

NEW JERSEY INFERIORITY COMPLEXES

for

Rights to JP PARISE









BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE





They also send


MATT STAFFORD
DONOVAN MCNABB
2013 1st

to

THE WALT DISNEY WARRIORS

for

JACK RYAN





OH YEAH IN THIS ROSTER ARMIA SHOULD BE GRIGORENKO BUT CAPGEEK IS SLOW MAN
Not sure the point of this or all the time you spend mocking someone else but Pittsburgh is rumoured to be in on both

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06-25-2012, 07:29 PM
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Thanks for that

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06-25-2012, 07:29 PM
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Gary Bettman's reaction while reading this thread:


EVEN HE KNOWS DONT READ THE EKLUNd!

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06-25-2012, 07:29 PM
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Not sure the point of this or all the time you spend mocking someone else but Pittsburgh is rumoured to be in on both

Perhaps you ought to look again friend becauseit is the buffalo that
will have both players

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06-25-2012, 07:32 PM
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Gary Bettman's reaction while reading this thread:


EVEN HE KNOWS DONT READ THE EKLUNd!
UGH UNCLE GARY IS THE worst.

HE VETOED ovechtrick TO THE DENTALLY IMPAIRED CATS A FEW YEARS AGO!

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06-25-2012, 07:35 PM
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06-25-2012, 07:37 PM
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Perhaps you ought to look again friend becauseit is the buffalo that
will have both players
cant tell if you are being sarcastic or serious?
Also When you say they will have them do you mean like a train, or do you mean they will sign them? I am pretty sure the sabres are not interested in Suter plus is there not a thread for rumors?

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06-25-2012, 07:40 PM
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Also When you say they will have them do you mean like a train,
lol

I think you should create another thread asking this question. It'll be about as productive as this one.

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cant tell if you are being sarcastic or serious?
Also When you say they will have them do you mean like a train, or do you mean they will sign them? I am pretty sure the sabres are not interested in Suter plus is there not a thread for rumors?
MY FRIEND I AM



dead serious





THERE WILL BE SUTTER AND PARISE

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06-25-2012, 07:41 PM
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Lol we trade our next 3 1st rounders

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06-25-2012, 07:42 PM
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cant tell if you are being sarcastic or serious?
Also When you say they will have them do you mean like a train, or do you mean they will sign them? I am pretty sure the sabres are not interested in Suter plus is there not a thread for rumors?
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SOME OF YOU DO NOT SEEM TO BE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY

HERE HAVE THIS video


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06-25-2012, 07:54 PM
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Yes, getting them here like a train is obviously the first step, but I think afterwards we will want them to see some top line minutes. You know?

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That video is possibly the most hilarious thing I have seen in weeks.

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cant tell if you are being sarcastic or serious?
Also When you say they will have them do you mean like a train, or do you mean they will sign them? I am pretty sure the sabres are not interested in Suter plus is there not a thread for rumors?
i lol'ed

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Fantastic, well done sir

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SOME OF YOU DO NOT SEEM TO BE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY

HERE HAVE THIS video

That video is amazing! I pictured reading Jame and JJ going back n forth in this forum about those players

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