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06-27-2012, 06:04 PM
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Ugh. Katy Perry isn't that great. Shes short, weird, and has an odd shaped head.
I don't think she's that weird, actually. Or rather, she seems to be the manufactured weird, which is much much more irritating to me than most actual weirdness. If you have to repeatedly tell people how weird you are, you probably aren't all that weird. I mean weird in the "interesting" sense of the word and not in the icky sense.

I haven't noticed the shape of her head, actually. I've developed an aversion to short-armed people though! They actually make my wife shiver. I can't stop picking them out now...

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I don't think she's that weird, actually. Or rather, she seems to be the manufactured weird, which is much much more irritating to me than most actual weirdness. If you have to repeatedly tell people how weird you are, you probably aren't all that weird. I mean weird in the "interesting" sense of the word and not in the icky sense.

I haven't noticed the shape of her head, actually. I've developed an aversion to short-armed people though! They actually make my wife shiver. I can't stop picking them out now...
Aha! Short-armed people are pretty odd. She can't sing either, shes absolutely terrible.

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I wonder if there is a girl almost everyone can agree on (in terms of attractiveness, likability, etc.) My submission would be Kate Upton...

But there are obviously a ton of people who don't like blondes.

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I wonder if there is a girl almost everyone can agree on (in terms of attractiveness, likability, etc.) My submission would be Kate Upton...

But there are obviously a ton of people who don't like blondes.
i posted her cat daddy dance video and was met with a few less than excited responses. Evidently she's not in the running.

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The thing I can't get over is the fact that I'm 22 and she's YOUNGER than me....

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I wonder if there is a girl almost everyone can agree on (in terms of attractiveness, likability, etc.) My submission would be Kate Upton...

But there are obviously a ton of people who don't like blondes.
Not going to post it because it's probably too close to a babe thread but the most recent article on Outkick the Coverage is a good one.

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Not going to post it because it's probably too close to a babe thread but the most recent article on Outkick the Coverage is a good one.
I must say, I looked that up. Thank you Gopher. Thank you.

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So I managed to draw an embarrassed stammer from the liquor store clerk when being carded. The whole "I would have never guessed you were that old...not that you're that old or anything...etc etc."

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So I managed to draw an embarrassed stammer from the liquor store clerk when being carded. The whole "I would have never guessed you were that old...not that you're that old or anything...etc etc."
The proper way for them to apologize for that should have been a free beverage of your choice.

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I wonder if there is a girl almost everyone can agree on (in terms of attractiveness, likability, etc.) My submission would be Kate Upton...

But there are obviously a ton of people who don't like blondes.
Jessica Alba for me.

Btw, what is the name of that super hot blonde actress (along with Mila Kunis) in that new movie coming out called Ted? Looks stupid though.

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Ted...

Should be an interesting movie.

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Jessica Alba for me.

Btw, what is the name of that super hot blonde actress (along with Mila Kunis) in that new movie coming out called Ted? Looks stupid though.
What's wrong with you?!!? Ted looks &%#%$@ HILARIOUS!

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The proper way for them to apologize for that should have been a free beverage of your choice.
I decided to just be flattered by it. I'm just used to getting carded (last time I bought an M rated game at Gamestop I was carded...) so it was more shocking she made such a big deal out of it.

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Hipster Trap

Is there a pesky hipster running rampant in your neighborhood? You have tried loud noises, throwing rocks & red meat, but nothing seems to work. Your only hope is to trap one with what it loves best: ****** beer and a Holga medium format camera. These traps can be used with different bait in any part of the country. In Mammoth, for example, put out a pair of Holden pants, Ashbury goggles & an Airblaster sticker, you’ll snap yourself a slope hipster. What the hell you’re going to do with your ensnared hipster is beyond me.

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Hipster Trap

Is there a pesky hipster running rampant in your neighborhood? You have tried loud noises, throwing rocks & red meat, but nothing seems to work. Your only hope is to trap one with what it loves best: ****** beer and a Holga medium format camera. These traps can be used with different bait in any part of the country. In Mammoth, for example, put out a pair of Holden pants, Ashbury goggles & an Airblaster sticker, you’ll snap yourself a slope hipster. What the hell you’re going to do with your ensnared hipster is beyond me.
Keep that away from TP. He's still useful around here.

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Hipster Trap

Is there a pesky hipster running rampant in your neighborhood? You have tried loud noises, throwing rocks & red meat, but nothing seems to work. Your only hope is to trap one with what it loves best: ****** beer and a Holga medium format camera. These traps can be used with different bait in any part of the country. In Mammoth, for example, put out a pair of Holden pants, Ashbury goggles & an Airblaster sticker, you’ll snap yourself a slope hipster. What the hell you’re going to do with your ensnared hipster is beyond me.
But. I've drank Pabst. Noooooooooooooo! I'm a hipster.

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Just put an Apple logo sticker on the center of the trap.

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Pabst...

Cheapest beer ever.

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But. I've drank Pabst. Noooooooooooooo! I'm a hipster.
i doesn't count if you didn't feel ironic doing it.

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aw crap the credit didn't post! just something i came across.

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Pabst...

Cheapest beer ever.
No, that'd be Old Milwaukee

Even the Urban Dictionary says so...


1. old milwaukee 35 up, 5 down
The cheapest beer at 14-0. $2.99 for a six pack of tall-boys. "It doesn't get any better than this!" (it doesnt get any CHEAPER than this.) My favorite beer (price)
j: im going on a beer run, need anything
d: heres 12 quarters, six pack of the OM
j: mmm Old Milwaukee

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i doesn't count if you didn't feel ironic doing it.
Thank you. I thought I was doomed.

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No, that'd be Old Milwaukee

Even the Urban Dictionary says so...


1. old milwaukee 35 up, 5 down
The cheapest beer at 14-0. $2.99 for a six pack of tall-boys. "It doesn't get any better than this!" (it doesnt get any CHEAPER than this.) My favorite beer (price)
j: im going on a beer run, need anything
d: heres 12 quarters, six pack of the OM
j: mmm Old Milwaukee
Solid source.

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This was Bandit's reaction when I told him that Russo was wrong about Lats being locked up before July 1st.



Seriously though, he was just in the middle of eating some grapes. He even knows his name now. Call him, and he comes running.

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