The Official Really Stupid Predictions Thread

**Garbs** · 10-01-2011, 12:28 PM

Here is The Official Really Stupid Predictions Thread to put all of your really stupid predictions for the upcoming season.

At the end of the season, if by some miracle any of your really stupid predictions materialize, you may bump the thread, quote yourself, and act like a hero. If none of your really stupid predictions come true, that's okay too, because you at least acknowledge it was a really stupid prediction.

The only rule for The Official Really Stupid Predictions Thread is that the stupid predictions can not be too stupid. The Official Really Stupid Predictions Thread is serious business, okay? There's a line, and you know when you've crossed it. It at least has to be a somewhat feasible stupid prediction.

Don't go full retard, or I will ban you from the The Official Really Stupid Predictions Thread.

Okay, I'll start.

- Mikhail Grabovski will finish with more points than Henrik Zetterberg, Mike Richards, and Jonathan Toews.

- Winnipeg will finish below Ottawa in the standings (15 & 14).

- Montreal will trade for one of the following bad contracts: Vincent Lecavalier, Jason Spezza, or Alexander Semin.

- Only two Atlantic teams make the playoffs.

- Columbus or Calgary will finish last overall.

Go.

Run705 · 10-01-2011, 12:32 PM

Sydney Crosby gets hit and suffers another concussion his first game back.

S2S · 10-01-2011, 12:33 PM

Gardiner nominated for ROY

Frattin with 20 goals and nominated for ROY

Rangers win their division

Islanders make the playoffs

Calgary positions themselves for a top 3 pick

**Garbs** · 10-01-2011, 12:39 PM

Dallas finishes ahead of Columbus, and Minnesota.

MeowLeafs · 10-01-2011, 12:41 PM

Crosby is a Maple Leaf by the end of the season.

**Garbs** · 10-01-2011, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leafs88

Crosby is a Maple Leaf by the end of the season.

You have gone full retard, and are now banned from the thread.

Hanta Yo · 10-01-2011, 12:43 PM

Leafs make the playoffs. I'm just joking.

MeowLeafs · 10-01-2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garbs

You have gone full retard, and are now banned from the thread.

I'm god

Corleone · 10-01-2011, 12:53 PM

Burke will do nothing this season.

**Pinto** · 10-01-2011, 12:55 PM

Hitting will be all but gone from the league by the end of the year.

**Garbs** · 10-01-2011, 12:56 PM

The Detroit Red Wings are decimated by injuries and miss the playoffs.

ForSpareParts* · 10-01-2011, 01:00 PM

MacArthur's 2 game suspension won't impact the Leafs.

Woodman19 · 10-01-2011, 01:01 PM

Maple Leafs make a selection in the 1st round with there own pick in the 2012 Entry draft

**Garbs** · 10-01-2011, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agreement

MacArthur's 2 game suspension won't impact the Leafs.

Not sure if you understand...

MeowLeafs · 10-01-2011, 01:07 PM

Kessel scores 50 goals

**CanadasTeam** · 10-01-2011, 01:30 PM

Garbs, you realized you've just invented a new forum acronym: ORSP

I'll play.

Gustavsson becomes Leafs no.1 by Dec 1st.

Kadri spends majority of 2011-12 season with the Marlies.

ZeusEx · 10-01-2011, 01:36 PM

Capitals use Colorado's 1st Round lottery pick to draft Nail Yakupov

Ovechkin and Yakupov become the most feared line with Backstrom riding

Leaf Rocket · 10-01-2011, 01:40 PM

Leafs are going to lead the division come january before they come back to reality in a month or so and make the playoffs.

Gardiner gets sent down to the AHL and same with Kadri, trade comes around november-december, giving us a boost for the crazy month of january.

Phaneuf goes on a HUGE tear.

Parise contracts break off completely, devils and rangers don't make the playoffs. Devils with their group/forward group falling apart, while tedenby and kovalchuk shines. Larsson surprises but gets injured. Rangers are hurt hence they disappear and barely stick by if barely making the playoffs. Dubinsky is traded away and lundqvist has a mediocre season. If rangers make it...then buffalo doesn't lol.

Frattin hits around 15 goals and 15 assists. Colborne absolutely kills the AHL and caputi becomes a decent prospect again in other's eyes atleast. We make a trade for the AHL and also finally get a center prospect mayhaps or a center who has fallen out of organization's favour like brassard.

I think im done.

Leaf Rocket · 10-01-2011, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeusEx

Capitals use Colorado's 1st Round lottery pick to draft Nail Yakupov

Ovechkin and Yakupov become the most feared line with Backstrom riding

capitals for be set for a long time if this was to come true.

ZeusEx · 10-01-2011, 01:42 PM

Brodeur gets moved to Detroit at the trade deadline

Leafs makes another blockbuster trade with Anaheim after Hiller is out for the season, and steal Bobby Ryan and a conditional 2nd rounder for Bozak, MacArthur, Gunnarson, D'amigo

Shaun_W_W · 10-01-2011, 01:44 PM

Leafs not only make the playoffs they upset two teams to make the conference finals before finally running out of steam

643DP · 10-01-2011, 01:47 PM

Gustavsson runs into injuries, again. Scrivens outplays Reimer and is the number 1 goal by January.

exporta · 10-01-2011, 02:08 PM

Leafs finish ahead of Rangers for 8th playoff spot!

Leaf Rocket · 10-01-2011, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 643DP

Gustavsson runs into injuries, again. Scrivens outplays Reimer and is the number 1 goal by January.

that's a very bold one but then again thats what this thread is about.

Quote:

Originally Posted by exporta

Leafs finish ahead of Rangers for 8th playoff spot!

that would be sweet... I know I am not suppose to be bitter about the richard's situation but it would be just cool to see that happen lol

PoisonMushroom · 10-01-2011, 02:21 PM

Reimer is nominated for the Vezina, but doesn't win.

Komisarek pulls a Bieska and is in everyone's good books by the end of the season.

Kulemin scores 44 goals.

Phaneuf only gets suspended once and learns to adapt his play afterwards.

Franson and Lombardi combine for more points than Lebda has scored in his career (72).