Here is The Official Really Stupid Predictions Thread to put all of your really stupid predictions for the upcoming season.
At the end of the season, if by some miracle any of your really stupid predictions materialize, you may bump the thread, quote yourself, and act like a hero. If none of your really stupid predictions come true, that's okay too, because you at least acknowledge it was a really stupid prediction.
The only rule for The Official Really Stupid Predictions Thread is that the stupid predictions can not be too stupid. The Official Really Stupid Predictions Thread is serious business, okay? There's a line, and you know when you've crossed it. It at least has to be a somewhat feasible stupid prediction.
Don't go full retard, or I will ban you from the The Official Really Stupid Predictions Thread.
Okay, I'll start.
- Mikhail Grabovski will finish with more points than Henrik Zetterberg, Mike Richards, and Jonathan Toews.
- Winnipeg will finish below Ottawa in the standings (15 & 14).
- Montreal will trade for one of the following bad contracts: Vincent Lecavalier, Jason Spezza, or Alexander Semin.
Leafs are going to lead the division come january before they come back to reality in a month or so and make the playoffs.
Gardiner gets sent down to the AHL and same with Kadri, trade comes around november-december, giving us a boost for the crazy month of january.
Phaneuf goes on a HUGE tear.
Parise contracts break off completely, devils and rangers don't make the playoffs. Devils with their group/forward group falling apart, while tedenby and kovalchuk shines. Larsson surprises but gets injured. Rangers are hurt hence they disappear and barely stick by if barely making the playoffs. Dubinsky is traded away and lundqvist has a mediocre season. If rangers make it...then buffalo doesn't lol.
Frattin hits around 15 goals and 15 assists. Colborne absolutely kills the AHL and caputi becomes a decent prospect again in other's eyes atleast. We make a trade for the AHL and also finally get a center prospect mayhaps or a center who has fallen out of organization's favour like brassard.