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Zach Parise: The Decision (part 4)

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07-02-2012, 04:00 PM
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He probably used a timer on his phone to count down for the 5 minutes... he forgot to hit start.

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I bet Parise stands girls up all the time. "I'll be there in 5 min babe"

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PENS..........ANd I will throw up

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The trolling on Twitter is so high quality

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Damn it if I had pooped 5 minutes ago I would have been done by now. Can I risk it?

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Parise will announce he will make his decision live on tonights WWE Raw
Then Goldberg comes out and spears him!!

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*Parise walks out*

"Sorry, I had to take a dump"

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Next you are going to tell me Ellen likes women. JUST STOP.

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can someone fill me in on why there are 3000 people watching this thread right now?

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************: Parise is officially an Oiler. #CONFIRMED

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Is it 5:00 est yet?

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Is there a live video of the announcement?

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no decision ****ing ****

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This thread is so funny that I'm not even following it for Parise anymore.

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Parise just trolled me for 30 mins..

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This thread has given me the sudden urge to poop

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