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The Thread About Nothing Part 172 : Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

MIND BLOWN.

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick
poop

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That cat machine thing reminded me of this,


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That cat machine thing reminded me of this,

I want one.

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Um, chickens dont cross roads to get to the other side.

See, in reality, everything moves around us and we just stay in the same spot.

So the real question is why did the other side of the road cross to the chicken?

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I just caught up on the last 6 hours. Too bad I missed that

Also to whoever it was talking about the centipedes, they invaded my basement (and I live in the basement). Seem to think my shower is centipede nirvana.

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Um, chickens dont cross roads to get to the other side.

See, in reality, everything moves around us and we just stay in the same spot.

So the real question is why did the other side of the road cross to the chicken?
The chicken dies, bro.

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On the topic of stupid questions - does February march?

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... There is no road.

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Well, now we're getting into metaphysics. Kind of heavy for the TaN.

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I just caught up on the last 6 hours. Too bad I missed that

Also to whoever it was talking about the centipedes, they invaded my basement (and I live in the basement). Seem to think my shower is centipede nirvana.
My apartment used to be part of a garage and a basement. I've learned to make peace with the little guys. I only get one every now and then, but they're fast as hell.

I let them be and they eat the occasional spider or two for me. Win, win.

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Well, now we're getting into metaphysics. Kind of heavy for the TaN.
Metaphysics? The TaN has only ever been about that.

It's a thread about nothing that contains everything...

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... There is no road.
Lou said there is no chicken.


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... There is no road.
If there is no road, then what is the side crossing to meet the chicken?

If there is no side, then the chicken isnt moving at all.

If the chiken doesnt move at all, is the only thing that exists in the space, then



hmmm, i hope my moms making chicken for dinner tonight.

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What the...

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If there is no road, then what is the side crossing to meet the chicken?

If there is no side, then the chicken isnt moving at all.

If the chiken doesnt move at all, is the only thing that exists in the space, then



hmmm, i hope my moms making chicken for dinner tonight.
We're all moving at 250 km/sec through space anyways. How can we hear anything when we're traveling 750x the speed of sound?


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My apartment used to be part of a garage and a basement. I've learned to make peace with the little guys. I only get one every now and then, but they're fast as hell.

I let them be and they eat the occasional spider or two for me. Win, win.
Centipedes eat spiders? I thought it was the other way around.

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Metaphysics? The TaN has only ever been about that.

It's a thread about nothing that contains everything...
And nothing of value.

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And nothing of value.
As compared to what? We've had some interesting talks.

There's value there somewhere.

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