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And seriously? Gymnasts over swimmers?

Let's see, might as well burn through a couple of tubes of KY with your gymnast. They may be able to contort into funky positions, which end up twisting your little scrot hairs and generally ends badly.

Swimmers... Dayum...
Stamina. Aggressive. Talking all night long cow girl and reverse cowgirl...

I suddently realized that maybe my meds have kidcked in and my internal buffer which is in between my brain and my outputs is short or rather, not existent.

oh, and my typing gets worse...

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I must say, I dated a college swimmer for about 4 months. It was absolutely awesome. However, I don't have a gymnast to compare it with.

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I love love love the swimmers. My fangirling for Ryan Lochte let's just say. . . it's excessive

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Dated a swimmer in high school for a while. Never got anywhere with her. Biggest regret of my life.

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you've got to be kidding. One, i flip through all the threads in here...tell me the last few posts before i asked that question don't make it look like an OT thread. vegetables. dinosaurs etc. THAT was a mistake. seriously thought i was in the OT thread. What does parise and suter have anything to do with Schultz and/or Reynolds anyway that would make it seem like the post was especially barbed? I don't follow that bit.

It's fitting that you brought up "insulting" when my beef with your friend was that he was unduly insulting of Schultz, a guy who is a great hockey player and a good person. I haven't re-read the comment section of the Schultz piece i took offense to, but IIRC at the time the comments section didn't leave me feeling I would be actually heard. read, yes. heard, no.

The schultz thing, and the character assassination that went along with it left a sour taste in my mouth and I tend to shoot mine off in a reactionary manner if something has me especially worked up. It's one of the reasons I don't contribute to blogs or anything semi-official. That and it tends to leave people with the idea that their particular brand of smack talk is somehow more legitimate than any other person just spouting off on the street corner. Wouldn't want to get a big head.
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I must say, I dated a college swimmer for about 4 months. It was absolutely awesome. However, I don't have a gymnast to compare it with.
I dated a coxswain for a few months in college which was interesting. Closest I've come to a swimmer.

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Dated a swimmer in high school for a while. Never got anywhere with her. Biggest regret of my life.
*points and laughs*

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I dated a coxswain for a few months in college which was interesting. Closest I've come to a swimmer.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't just Google coxswain

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First year of college...

Bah. I'm older than you. I don't have to share my foibles of multiple "cheats" on the "long term" girl i was dating who happened to be the future valedictorian/cheerleader captain/prom queen of the then sophomore class when i was a high school senior...



You don't need to be tainted with those stories... especially the story about the two college junior "lesbians" who really turned out to be bi. No... Your young ears... Don't need to hear those...

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How the Hell does one go about dating a coxswain? Where do you even meet a coxswain?

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AWESOME thread title! I bowled a career high 157 tonight and i finally can throw a curve, after 15 years of trying!

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't just Google coxswain
For those too lazy to do it themselves...

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't just Google coxswain
I'd be lying if I said I didn't see your post about Googling coxswain which made me in turn google coxswain.

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How the Hell does one go about dating a coxswain? Where do you even meet a coxswain?
I bet involves, at least for gopher...


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I'd be lying if I said I didn't see your post about Googling coxswain which made me in turn google coxswain.
Guilty of this too.

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Wow, this thread is active tonight.

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't see your post about Googling coxswain which made me in turn google coxswain.
I wonder if Gopher did much coxswain googling....

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AWESOME thread title! I bowled a career high 157 tonight and i finally can throw a curve, after 15 years of trying!
Nice!

I haven't bowled in a few weeks. My average is usually around 150.

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Wow, this thread is active tonight.
you get as old as me and you take prescription narcotics, prescription muscle relaxants, ambien, toss in a viagra and you just see how "active" you are...

speaking of... i believe my wife is asleep upstairs...

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I bet involves, at least for gopher...

I'll bet it involved a boat. Or yacht.

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DAMN. Wish I had scrolled one more post before doing it myself. Waste of 1 and ˝ seconds.

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AWESOME thread title! I bowled a career high 157 tonight and i finally can throw a curve, after 15 years of trying!
I'm sorry.. I didn't make it passed the bolded part...

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you get as old as me and you take prescription narcotics, prescription muscle relaxants, ambien, toss in a viagra and you just see how "active" you are...

speaking of... i believe my wife is asleep upstairs...
What's that?

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afformentioned prescription meds... don't mix well with alcohol.

which is a good thing, i guess because i was a damned downright MEAN sunuva***** when i would get drunk. vodka shots with whiskey chasers... cigars... there were definitely mornings where i woke up and was like WTF? Where the **** am I???!

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Viagra? Try teenage hormones? I'm walking around with a boner half the time.

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