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Who has the best pick up line. Did it work?

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07-18-2012, 06:21 AM
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Who has the best pick up line. Did it work?

One of my all time favourites (or in American favorites)

You must be Irish cuz my pecker is Dublin.
It didn't work on me but I

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Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

60 percent of the time it works every time

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Back in college I had a ferret and I use to actually bring him to school with me when I had a short day, ie one class, as that prof was ok with me bring him into class. When a lady would say "so cute" I'd ask if she would "like to pet my weasel" and it worked enough to get me some numbers lol.

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Back when I was a man-ho, I didn't use pick up lines. I'd compliment girls then tell them I was lying. Once they get all offended and start yelling, I'd get all soft and apologetic (again, still lying) and make them believe I was genuinely sorry. Once I got past that step, I'd continue to shower them with compliments but made sure they were condescending enough for them to question just how much truth was behind what I was saying. Through these self-questions, they would get incredibly insecure and from there, we'd generally go and have sex.

This worked almost all the time. By the way, I am ashamed of the above, I don't do it anymore, it's ****ing terrible. But I used to be a pretty terrible person I suppose. And yes, I am completely aware of how much the above makes me look like a sociopathic person - I swear, I'm not.

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Pulled my ex with this line: "Hey sweetypie, how about we go for a smoothie and a movie?" Ended up living with me for almost 2 years while we went to college.

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Your parents must be retarded because you are so special!

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Naaaah, just kidding. They're dead.

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Do you work at subway?

Cause you just gave me a foot long.

edit: not nycallahan

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Do you work at subway?

Cause you just gave me a foot long.

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Wouldn't 'you made me a footlong.' work better?

If you say she gave you a footlong, it sounds like you are either into trannies or pegging

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Are you an angel? Cause I wanna **** you.

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