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Who has the best pick up line. Did it work?

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07-18-2012, 10:23 AM
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I feel like this should have turned into scenes from a hat, but it didn't quite make it.

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I am no weather man but you can expect more then a few inches tonight.

Are you ********? Because you look special to me.

I am wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or Fertilized?

Courtesy of bad pickup line panda btw.

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07-18-2012, 12:18 PM
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"Hi!" and then just smile.

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07-18-2012, 03:26 PM
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07-18-2012, 03:40 PM
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true story:

Once was at a bar and saw a cute chick sitting across the bar, noticed she was only having a water.

I told the bartender to give her a refill and tell her it's on me.

The girl found it hilarious and we wound up dating for a while

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07-18-2012, 04:01 PM
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Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

60 percent of the time it works every time
Obviously the 60% is wearing Sanuk.

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07-18-2012, 04:04 PM
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true story:

Once was at a bar and saw a cute chick sitting across the bar, noticed she was only having a water.

I told the bartender to give her a refill and tell her it's on me.

The girl found it hilarious and we wound up dating for a while
and then you found out she was a waterslurping *****.
/lovestory

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07-18-2012, 05:32 PM
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Can I put my prize in your box like cracker jacks ?

I tried it on ducks. Didn't work.

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07-18-2012, 06:14 PM
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I'm gonna try each and every one of these.

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I randomly thought of this one, I think I might try it just to see the reactions it would get.

"Hi. This is my pickup line."

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