OT Thread Part IV: Hey Marine! Edition

**Killem Dafoe** · 10-08-2012, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Richards

Ya'll going make me go all out, UP IN HERE. UP IN HERE!

Isn't he like 4 foot 10 or something?

Guess What · 10-08-2012, 06:40 PM

I wanna be your friend....*creepy soul stare*

Hodgy OFWG · 10-08-2012, 07:05 PM

so we got to think of a thread title for the next one

**Clowes Line** · 10-08-2012, 07:07 PM

Who can I pay to help me message a girl on Facebook?

Jabroni1994 · 10-08-2012, 07:08 PM

Could the next one be the Halloween Edition?

Jabroni1994 · 10-08-2012, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreiders Underwear

Who can I pay to help me message a girl on Facebook?

Can't you just message her if you're friends on Facebook?

Ih8theislanders · 10-08-2012, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreiders Underwear

Who can I pay to help me message a girl on Facebook?

Let us as a group decide what you should say.

**Clowes Line** · 10-08-2012, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jabroni1994

Can't you just message her if you're friends on Facebook?

Yea. But I'm a retard at messaging girls cuz I used to be fat

Jabroni1994 · 10-08-2012, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreiders Underwear

Yea. But I'm a retard at messaging girls cuz I used to be fat

What does being fat have to do with messaging?

"Hey" usually works as a starting point.

**Clowes Line** · 10-08-2012, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jabroni1994

What does being fat have to do with messaging?

"Hey" usually works as a starting point.

I used to be fat, so I have NO experience talking to girls. I have no clue how to hold a conversation.

Jabroni1994 · 10-08-2012, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreiders Underwear

I used to be fat, so I have NO experience talking to girls. I have no clue how to hold a conversation.

Up until about a year ago, I was the same way with girls AND I wasn't fat.

I'm getting slightly better, but the problem with me is I'm extremely shy.

Do you know this girl from school?

**Clowes Line** · 10-08-2012, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jabroni1994

Up until about a year ago, I was the same way with girls AND I wasn't fat.

I'm getting slightly better, but the problem with me is I'm extremely shy.

Do you know this girl from school?

No, a girl a few towns over from me. She knows people that I know, though.

Bob Richards · 10-08-2012, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreiders Underwear

Who can I pay to help me message a girl on Facebook?

I will do it for you.

**Killem Dafoe** · 10-08-2012, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreiders Underwear

Yea. But I'm a retard at messaging girls cuz I used to be fat

I got you dude. I'll be like:

What's up *****? Hope you're having an exceptionally herpe-free day today. I'd like to interest you in a buddy of mine who is, for the most part, herpe-free as well. He's kind of shy, but as no problems letting me know how he feels about your fine ass self. Listen, I personally think he's crazy or blind or something, because your face looks like the bottom of a foot, and i think my buddy deserves better than a footface. Don't you agree footface? Ehh why am i even bothering, feet don't have eyes to even read this message. Well footface, since you can't read this anyway, you suck, all your friends are hotter than you, and i hope you end up getting herpes one day so maybe at least other dudes with herpes would have no choice but to sleep with you.

Love,
Killem Dafoe, (As dictated by Kreider's Underwear)

I think that will break the ice nicely.

Jabroni1994 · 10-08-2012, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreiders Underwear

No, a girl a few towns over from me. She knows people that I know, though.

Start a conversation.

Or let Bob Richards take care of it.

**Clowes Line** · 10-08-2012, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Killem Dafoe

I got you dude. I'll be like:

What's up *****? Hope you're having an exceptionally herpe-free day today. I'd like to interest you in a buddy of mine who is, for the most part, herpe-free as well. He's kind of shy, but as no problems letting me know how he feels about your fine ass self. Listen, I personally think he's crazy or blind or something, because your face looks like the bottom of a foot, and i think my buddy deserves better than a footface. Don't you agree footface? Ehh why am i even bothering, feet don't have eyes to even read this message. Well footface, since you can't read this anyway, you suck, all your friends are hotter than you, and i hope you end up getting herpes one day so maybe at least other dudes with herpes would have no choice but to sleep with you.

Love,
Killem Dafoe, (As dictated by Kreider's Underwear)

I think that will break the ice nicely.

May I ask how the **** you even came up with that

Bob Richards · 10-08-2012, 07:30 PM

Bob Richards is an excellent writer and a master of playing with the English language.

I can guarantee with utmost certainty, that she will either try to tear your clothes off or tear your head off. 50/50.

**Clowes Line** · 10-08-2012, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Richards

I will do it for you.

Jabroni1994 · 10-08-2012, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Richards

Bob Richards is an excellent writer and a master of playing with the English language.

I can guarantee with utmost certainty, that she will either try to tear your clothes off or tear your head off. 50/50.

Either way, there's a 100% chance she's tearing something off.

Hodgy OFWG · 10-08-2012, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Killem Dafoe

I got you dude. I'll be like:

What's up *****? Hope you're having an exceptionally herpe-free day today. I'd like to interest you in a buddy of mine who is, for the most part, herpe-free as well. He's kind of shy, but as no problems letting me know how he feels about your fine ass self. Listen, I personally think he's crazy or blind or something, because your face looks like the bottom of a foot, and i think my buddy deserves better than a footface. Don't you agree footface? Ehh why am i even bothering, feet don't have eyes to even read this message. Well footface, since you can't read this anyway, you suck, all your friends are hotter than you, and i hope you end up getting herpes one day so maybe at least other dudes with herpes would have no choice but to sleep with you.

Love,
Killem Dafoe, (As dictated by Kreider's Underwear)

I think that will break the ice nicely.

how much cocaine do you do