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10-08-2012, 06:35 PM
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Ya'll going make me go all out, UP IN HERE. UP IN HERE!

Isn't he like 4 foot 10 or something?

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10-08-2012, 06:40 PM
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10-08-2012, 07:05 PM
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so we got to think of a thread title for the next one

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10-08-2012, 07:07 PM
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Who can I pay to help me message a girl on Facebook?

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Could the next one be the Halloween Edition?


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10-08-2012, 07:09 PM
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Who can I pay to help me message a girl on Facebook?
Can't you just message her if you're friends on Facebook?

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Who can I pay to help me message a girl on Facebook?
Let us as a group decide what you should say.

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Can't you just message her if you're friends on Facebook?
Yea. But I'm a retard at messaging girls cuz I used to be fat

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10-08-2012, 07:12 PM
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Yea. But I'm a retard at messaging girls cuz I used to be fat
What does being fat have to do with messaging?

"Hey" usually works as a starting point.

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10-08-2012, 07:14 PM
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What does being fat have to do with messaging?

"Hey" usually works as a starting point.
I used to be fat, so I have NO experience talking to girls. I have no clue how to hold a conversation.

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10-08-2012, 07:21 PM
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I used to be fat, so I have NO experience talking to girls. I have no clue how to hold a conversation.
Up until about a year ago, I was the same way with girls AND I wasn't fat.

I'm getting slightly better, but the problem with me is I'm extremely shy.

Do you know this girl from school?

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10-08-2012, 07:23 PM
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Up until about a year ago, I was the same way with girls AND I wasn't fat.

I'm getting slightly better, but the problem with me is I'm extremely shy.

Do you know this girl from school?
No, a girl a few towns over from me. She knows people that I know, though.

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10-08-2012, 07:24 PM
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I will do it for you.

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10-08-2012, 07:27 PM
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Yea. But I'm a retard at messaging girls cuz I used to be fat
I got you dude. I'll be like:

What's up *****? Hope you're having an exceptionally herpe-free day today. I'd like to interest you in a buddy of mine who is, for the most part, herpe-free as well. He's kind of shy, but as no problems letting me know how he feels about your fine ass self. Listen, I personally think he's crazy or blind or something, because your face looks like the bottom of a foot, and i think my buddy deserves better than a footface. Don't you agree footface? Ehh why am i even bothering, feet don't have eyes to even read this message. Well footface, since you can't read this anyway, you suck, all your friends are hotter than you, and i hope you end up getting herpes one day so maybe at least other dudes with herpes would have no choice but to sleep with you.

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I think that will break the ice nicely.

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10-08-2012, 07:28 PM
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No, a girl a few towns over from me. She knows people that I know, though.
Start a conversation.

Or let Bob Richards take care of it.

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10-08-2012, 07:29 PM
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I got you dude. I'll be like:

What's up *****? Hope you're having an exceptionally herpe-free day today. I'd like to interest you in a buddy of mine who is, for the most part, herpe-free as well. He's kind of shy, but as no problems letting me know how he feels about your fine ass self. Listen, I personally think he's crazy or blind or something, because your face looks like the bottom of a foot, and i think my buddy deserves better than a footface. Don't you agree footface? Ehh why am i even bothering, feet don't have eyes to even read this message. Well footface, since you can't read this anyway, you suck, all your friends are hotter than you, and i hope you end up getting herpes one day so maybe at least other dudes with herpes would have no choice but to sleep with you.

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I think that will break the ice nicely.
May I ask how the **** you even came up with that

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I can guarantee with utmost certainty, that she will either try to tear your clothes off or tear your head off. 50/50.

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10-08-2012, 07:31 PM
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I will do it for you.

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I can guarantee with utmost certainty, that she will either try to tear your clothes off or tear your head off. 50/50.
Either way, there's a 100% chance she's tearing something off.

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10-08-2012, 07:33 PM
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I got you dude. I'll be like:

What's up *****? Hope you're having an exceptionally herpe-free day today. I'd like to interest you in a buddy of mine who is, for the most part, herpe-free as well. He's kind of shy, but as no problems letting me know how he feels about your fine ass self. Listen, I personally think he's crazy or blind or something, because your face looks like the bottom of a foot, and i think my buddy deserves better than a footface. Don't you agree footface? Ehh why am i even bothering, feet don't have eyes to even read this message. Well footface, since you can't read this anyway, you suck, all your friends are hotter than you, and i hope you end up getting herpes one day so maybe at least other dudes with herpes would have no choice but to sleep with you.

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I think that will break the ice nicely.
how much cocaine do you do

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I'm 100% serious. I will break the ice like the ice broke the Titanic. She won't know what hit her.

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Not nearly enough.

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I'm 100% serious. I will break the ice like the ice broke the Titanic. She won't know what hit her.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuut you're not getting my password, so I don't see it feasible.

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10-08-2012, 07:38 PM
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May I ask how the **** you even came up with that
You don't wanna know.

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuut you're not getting my password, so I don't see it feasible.
I don't need your password. I just need her name, address, and a male pigeon with sturdy legs.

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