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10-11-2012, 12:34 AM
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I guess she was assuming you wear the glove
Can never have enough protection?

Semi-related....

Any of you remember a few weeks ago when I was telling you guys how my best friend knocked his GF up? Well turns out she faked it. I have no idea why, and neither does he. He says there was no incentive at the time for her to do it. Anyways, he dumped her crazy ass today after giving him the most stressed out 2 months of his life.

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Most awkward thing happened today. My GF was talking to her mom, and mentioned she was out of Birth Control pills. Her mom is like "well do you even need them?"

*awkward silence ensues*

"Mom just get them"

Worst sentence my mother ever uttered.

" What? You **** the **** out of the poor girl and don't even offer her a ****ing drink?" What the heck do you say to that?

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Can never have enough protection?

Semi-related....

Any of you remember a few weeks ago when I was telling you guys how my best friend knocked his GF up? Well turns out she faked it. I have no idea why, and neither does he. He says there was no incentive at the time for her to do it. Anyways, he dumped her crazy ass today after giving him the most stressed out 2 months of his life.
Wonder why she lied about it.. But definitely not something you need to deal with in a relationship.. Good call on his part.

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Worst sentence my mother ever uttered.

" What? You **** the **** out of the poor girl and don't even offer her a ****ing drink?" What the heck do you say to that?
Atleast I ****ed her good.

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Also Schenn, a good idea is always jewelry. Can never go wrong. Try and get her her birthstone or something.

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Worst sentence my mother ever uttered.

" What? You **** the **** out of the poor girl and don't even offer her a ****ing drink?" What the heck do you say to that?


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Also Schenn, a good idea is always jewelry. Can never go wrong. Try and get her her birthstone or something.
Yeah. Last year I got her a Pandora Bracelet. Maybe I can add a charm to that.




And God, I feel like such a loser tonight. All my friends went to the bars, but I don't have my fake. boo-urns. Some were going to stay back, but I told them to go and have fun.

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http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/sh....php?t=1269649

I have no idea why, but this thread really made me laugh.

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Atleast I ****ed her good.


She'd scared the crap out of me. Didn't know she was there.

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She'd scared the crap out of me. Didn't know she was there.
Did she catch you in the act or something?

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http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/sh....php?t=1269649

I have no idea why, but this thread really made me laugh.



that's one of those "Oh ****, you silly ass" threads.

"I can't re-grow my nipple? What the ****? "

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Well, bed time. Night Fella's

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Did she catch you in the act or something?
We moved to my grandads house after he died. The upstairs had just 2 rooms and it was like a perfect little appartment minus a kitchen and bathroom.

Now my Mom's room was an old addition that heard nothing I did. But the computer room was at the bottom of the stairs.

I thought she was in bed, but she was on the computer.

I will admit it was a good night.

I go downstairs and start making some food. YOu know how it is. My Mom hears the Microwave and just goes off.

Scared the **** right out of me.

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We moved to my grandads house after he died. The upstairs had just 2 rooms and it was like a perfect little appartment minus a kitchen and bathroom.

Now my Mom's room was an old addition that heard nothing I did. But the computer room was at the bottom of the stairs.

I thought she was in bed, but she was on the computer.

I will admit it was a good night.

I go downstairs and start making some food. YOu know how it is. My Mom hears the Microwave and just goes off.

Scared the **** right out of me.
Unreal.


Of course as soon as I go to bed, my drunk roommrates come home from the bars all loud and junk. Alright. Trying to sleep AGAIN.

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Can never have enough protection?

Semi-related....

Any of you remember a few weeks ago when I was telling you guys how my best friend knocked his GF up? Well turns out she faked it. I have no idea why, and neither does he. He says there was no incentive at the time for her to do it. Anyways, he dumped her crazy ass today after giving him the most stressed out 2 months of his life.
Happened to me once (i think when i was 21). The girl pretended to be pregnant after i dumped her. she thought it was a clever thing to do to get me back. However, she told me the truth after less than 2 weeks.

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Grumble grumble. Too early in the morning.

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Grumble grumble. Too early in the morning.
You got that right.

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Even though V82 is not about the 90's anymore....

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Morning boys .. On to a new lounge I see

Tried yoga for the first time last night .. Apparently I did really well

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I was all prepped to go to class right now before remembering my prof cancelled today's lecture. Time to throw my pjs back on.

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I was all prepped to go to class right now before remembering my prof cancelled today's lecture. Time to throw my pjs back on.
I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning, was all cozy and warm with my ladyfriend at her place .. And it's -1, cloudy and snowy outside .. We got an inch of snow last night

Needless to say getting up for work was tough .. I'm jealous Quarter

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I feel bad for this girl. Her two sisters are absolute smokeshows and she's... Not.

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