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04-04-2013, 09:51 AM
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I remember when I was visiting Italy with my girlfriend, we went to a reptile museum. She's always been squeamish about spiders, but I wanted to show her one called Bird-Eating Spider or something similar to that. Looked a bit like this, except it was rock grey and apparently it was ready to reproduce soon, since it's backside was massive, almost size of a fist.



Anyways, our conversation went something like this:

"Come check this spider out"
"Do I have to to?"
"C'mon, it's inside a glass, it can't do anything"
"Where is it, is it behind that stone?"
".... honey, it IS that stone"

She ran screaming out and wouldn't come back in anymore

Sometimes I like to tease her by changing the wallpaper of her laptop to a spider, should use the one a few posts back soon

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04-04-2013, 10:10 AM
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04-04-2013, 01:37 PM
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I like the Phaneuf shooting target.


So my work has one of those single cup coffee brewer things (Flavia). It can also do hot chocolate. Out of curiosity I made a hot chocolate pack with the espresso settings. WOOOOOO.

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04-04-2013, 01:50 PM
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I like the Phaneuf shooting target.


So my work has one of those single cup coffee brewer things (Flavia). It can also do hot chocolate. Out of curiosity I made a hot chocolate pack with the espresso settings. WOOOOOO.
chocolate.rar

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04-04-2013, 01:57 PM
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Holy ****. Arachnophobia was right. Don't let it mate with a different species! We'll all die!

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04-04-2013, 02:46 PM
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First day as mod and DVM is already trolling Sven with spiders

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04-04-2013, 03:03 PM
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04-04-2013, 06:33 PM
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how the hell was a spider the size of a human face not noticed until now?

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04-04-2013, 06:33 PM
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Pretty cool, if anyone knows about the chive, it's a pretty awesome mostly safe for work (no nudity) funny site. This is kinda cool.

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04-04-2013, 07:29 PM
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how the hell was a spider the size of a human face not noticed until now?
No one could see it because their faces were covered.

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04-04-2013, 07:40 PM
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Let us post pictures of arachnids

**** you, sincerely everyone.

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04-04-2013, 07:49 PM
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how the hell was a spider the size of a human face not noticed until now?
Hiding under a rock... er, boulder.

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04-04-2013, 08:07 PM
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No one could see it because their faces were covered.
With spiders.

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04-05-2013, 01:22 AM
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It amazes me that there are people who go out of their way to look for a freakin' spider the size of a human head in the middle of a war zone.


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04-05-2013, 01:23 AM
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I'm not convinced it wasn't the spider that found them...

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- Open page.
- Page loads.
- Spiders everywhere.
- Have mini heart attack.

That's what I get for visiting the OT thread.

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A stunning new video shows that humans aren't the only mammals with a sense of rhythm.

Researchers at the University of California Santa Cruz (USCS) Long Marine Laboratory have succeeded in training a sea lion to bob her head to complex beats in songs by Earth, Wind & Fire, The Backstreet Boys and other popular groups.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2998921.html

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04-05-2013, 02:14 AM
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That one is great..

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04-06-2013, 05:58 PM
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04-08-2013, 11:51 AM
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My group partner has a Kings hat on... should I elbow him in the face?

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04-08-2013, 12:05 PM
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My group partner has a Kings hat on... should I elbow him in the face?
No just flip the hat off his head

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04-08-2013, 12:07 PM
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No just flip the hat off his head
and then kick it away when he tries to pick it up?

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04-08-2013, 12:10 PM
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and then kick it away when he tries to pick it up?
That or stomp on it

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My group partner has a Kings hat on... should I elbow him in the face?
Tell him that he is wearing his hat at an unsustainable angle.

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