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10-22-2012, 07:10 PM
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10-22-2012, 07:34 PM
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LOL. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

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10-22-2012, 07:39 PM
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If all your ever going to do is come in here being a dbag, then why bother?

And no, I ain't even mad.
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20/20 vision, I believe, so to answer your question no I am not blind. Thank you for asking though.

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10-22-2012, 08:24 PM
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Yo Hurt & DD?!?!

Remember how we were talking about how women take 180's like nothing? Well mine did today. *****es be *****es, eh?

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Props to BRODY on finally havin a bangin Avy.

Cute & Dumb.

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Just noticed I've lost my Avatar.

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Remember how we were talking about how women take 180's like nothing? Well mine did today. *****es be *****es, eh?
Amen bro.

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10-22-2012, 09:21 PM
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Alright I got essentially all of the terms for my law test memorized off by heart. They are pretty straight forward so they weren't too hard to remember. Something tells me I'll still **** it up, like I usually do on tests

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I am loving having West coast feed right now.

Missed the first half of Revolution, but I'll catch it on CityTV Vancouver at 1:00.

Might not remember too much of it. But that's why we PVR things.



BTW....Scutaro is GOD.

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On the waitlist to join this local hockey league, so hopefully a couple guys drop out or break a leg

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On the waitlist to join this local hockey league, so hopefully a couple guys drop out or break a leg
how much did you pay?

also the multi-flavored trident layers are sexc.

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Alright I got essentially all of the terms for my law test memorized off by heart. They are pretty straight forward so they weren't too hard to remember. Something tells me I'll still **** it up, like I usually do on tests
Relax rasky. If you know you know it, there's no reason to panic. If you doubt yourself, you'll forget things. Have some confidence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it liked cheese

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how much did you pay?

also the multi-flavored trident layers are sexc.
Haven't paid anything yet, i'm just going to get a call if/when a spot opens up.

It's nothing much, just a 6 team league with game every Sunday and a practice on some Wednesdays. I would be paying $350 which is decent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it liked cheese
Damn I wish I had some infraction points to spare.

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why did the chicken cross the road?
because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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"she was a hooker, it's not cheating if you paid for it"

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Haven't paid anything yet, i'm just going to get a call if/when a spot opens up.

It's nothing much, just a 6 team league with game every Sunday and a practice on some Wednesdays. I would be paying $350 which is decent.
Decent? That's incredible. I pay an arm and a leg for once a week beer-league, where everyone thinks they're in the show and just attempt to injure people.

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"she was a hooker, it's not cheating if you paid for it"
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Sounds like your school is ACTUALLY preparing you for University, you'll be thankful for it.

My high school didn't really prepare me, maybe one or two teachers... but I had a good work ethic.
My high school was so easy...was very unprepared with terrible work ethic haha.

The courses I used for my Uni entry avg I think had an average of about 93.5 and I honestly never did any homework other than things which were getting handed in and those were done the night/week before depending on the size. I remember for english we had to do a couple book reports and they were due on friday, I started reading one book on Monday and the other time I started reading on tuesday haha.


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Decent? That's incredible. I pay an arm and a leg for once a week beer-league, where everyone thinks they're in the show and just attempt to injure people.
In Barrie for intramurals I pay $180 for 1-2 games a week that can be anywhere between 5:00pm and 11:00pm start time.

Minor hockey for Juvenile this year was like $200 in my hometown. That's a practice and 1-2 games.

That's all anyone at my hometown center has ever paid.

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10-22-2012, 10:31 PM
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In Barrie for intramurals I pay $180 for 1-2 games a week that can be anywhere between 5:00pm and 11:00pm start time.

Minor hockey for Juvenile this year was like $200 in my hometown. That's a practice and 1-2 games.

That's all anyone at my hometown center has ever paid.
Wow. I'm obviously living in the wrong city

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