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11-06-2012, 05:30 PM
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Okay. The setting is Halloween night. I'm watching the Raptors game with Manked and several other people while enjoying a few drinks. By the time the game ends, I've had 3 tall boys and feel nothing. I'm was beginning to think that I'd call it a night and stop drinking. However, I ended up going to a party in the residence game room with a bunch of friends. It was at this time that I consumed my remaining alcohol and was feeling a bit tipsy. My friend and I then were brought to a room of residence by two girls from our program to where we played a few drinking games with upper years from our program.

All was going quite well, but I ran out of alcohol and was kindly given some. So, I figured it'd be a good idea to drink gin for the remainder of the drinking games. By the time I was planning on heading back to the room for the night, I was pretty ****ed up. No matter, I made it to my room safe and sound where I found a sober Manked watching Netflix. I proceeded to fall asleep.

I woke up the next morning feeling like **** and went to my Microeconomics class. While I waited to enter the class, Manked turned to one of our friends and asked "should we tell him"? Then, turning to me, asked, "what were you doing at 4 AM last night?" To which I replied, looking quite confused, "uhh, sleeping."

But, alas, I was not. I apparently got up in the middle of the night at about 4 AM. I then proceeded to stumble towards Manked's desk and piss on his closed laptop... right in front of him.

I'm just lucky that there wasn't water damage.
Oh wow haha

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11-06-2012, 05:51 PM
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Okay. The setting is Halloween night. I'm watching the Raptors game with Manked and several other people while enjoying a few drinks. By the time the game ends, I've had 3 tall boys and feel nothing. I'm was beginning to think that I'd call it a night and stop drinking. However, I ended up going to a party in the residence game room with a bunch of friends. It was at this time that I consumed my remaining alcohol and was feeling a bit tipsy. My friend and I then were brought to a room of residence by two girls from our program to where we played a few drinking games with upper years from our program.

All was going quite well, but I ran out of alcohol and was kindly given some. So, I figured it'd be a good idea to drink gin for the remainder of the drinking games. By the time I was planning on heading back to the room for the night, I was pretty ****ed up. No matter, I made it to my room safe and sound where I found a sober Manked watching Netflix. I proceeded to fall asleep.

I woke up the next morning feeling like **** and went to my Microeconomics class. While I waited to enter the class, Manked turned to one of our friends and asked "should we tell him"? Then, turning to me, asked, "what were you doing at 4 AM last night?" To which I replied, looking quite confused, "uhh, sleeping."

But, alas, I was not. I apparently got up in the middle of the night at about 4 AM. I then proceeded to stumble towards Manked's desk and piss on his closed laptop... right in front of him.

I'm just lucky that there wasn't water damage.
Even more stupid then anything I ever did before. Nvm I once walked through a wall when I was drunk


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11-06-2012, 06:15 PM
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Okay. The setting is Halloween night. I'm watching the Raptors game with Manked and several other people while enjoying a few drinks. By the time the game ends, I've had 3 tall boys and feel nothing. I'm was beginning to think that I'd call it a night and stop drinking. However, I ended up going to a party in the residence game room with a bunch of friends. It was at this time that I consumed my remaining alcohol and was feeling a bit tipsy. My friend and I then were brought to a room of residence by two girls from our program to where we played a few drinking games with upper years from our program.

All was going quite well, but I ran out of alcohol and was kindly given some. So, I figured it'd be a good idea to drink gin for the remainder of the drinking games. By the time I was planning on heading back to the room for the night, I was pretty ****ed up. No matter, I made it to my room safe and sound where I found a sober Manked watching Netflix. I proceeded to fall asleep.

I woke up the next morning feeling like **** and went to my Microeconomics class. While I waited to enter the class, Manked turned to one of our friends and asked "should we tell him"? Then, turning to me, asked, "what were you doing at 4 AM last night?" To which I replied, looking quite confused, "uhh, sleeping."

But, alas, I was not. I apparently got up in the middle of the night at about 4 AM. I then proceeded to stumble towards Manked's desk and piss on his closed laptop... right in front of him.

I'm just lucky that there wasn't water damage.
Sounds like good times.

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11-06-2012, 06:16 PM
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Gin & Juice

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Okay. The setting is Halloween night. I'm watching the Raptors game with Manked and several other people while enjoying a few drinks. By the time the game ends, I've had 3 tall boys and feel nothing. I'm was beginning to think that I'd call it a night and stop drinking. However, I ended up going to a party in the residence game room with a bunch of friends. It was at this time that I consumed my remaining alcohol and was feeling a bit tipsy. My friend and I then were brought to a room of residence by two girls from our program to where we played a few drinking games with upper years from our program.

All was going quite well, but I ran out of alcohol and was kindly given some. So, I figured it'd be a good idea to drink gin for the remainder of the drinking games. By the time I was planning on heading back to the room for the night, I was pretty ****ed up. No matter, I made it to my room safe and sound where I found a sober Manked watching Netflix. I proceeded to fall asleep.

I woke up the next morning feeling like **** and went to my Microeconomics class. While I waited to enter the class, Manked turned to one of our friends and asked "should we tell him"? Then, turning to me, asked, "what were you doing at 4 AM last night?" To which I replied, looking quite confused, "uhh, sleeping."

But, alas, I was not. I apparently got up in the middle of the night at about 4 AM. I then proceeded to stumble towards Manked's desk and piss on his closed laptop... right in front of him.

I'm just lucky that there wasn't water damage.
Was Manked pissed?

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11-06-2012, 07:06 PM
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My god, that is absolutely hilarious

If you lived in England, we'd call you a Lad.
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Okay. The setting is Halloween night. I'm watching the Raptors game with Manked and several other people while enjoying a few drinks. By the time the game ends, I've had 3 tall boys and feel nothing. I'm was beginning to think that I'd call it a night and stop drinking. However, I ended up going to a party in the residence game room with a bunch of friends. It was at this time that I consumed my remaining alcohol and was feeling a bit tipsy. My friend and I then were brought to a room of residence by two girls from our program to where we played a few drinking games with upper years from our program.

All was going quite well, but I ran out of alcohol and was kindly given some. So, I figured it'd be a good idea to drink gin for the remainder of the drinking games. By the time I was planning on heading back to the room for the night, I was pretty ****ed up. No matter, I made it to my room safe and sound where I found a sober Manked watching Netflix. I proceeded to fall asleep.

I woke up the next morning feeling like **** and went to my Microeconomics class. While I waited to enter the class, Manked turned to one of our friends and asked "should we tell him"? Then, turning to me, asked, "what were you doing at 4 AM last night?" To which I replied, looking quite confused, "uhh, sleeping."

But, alas, I was not. I apparently got up in the middle of the night at about 4 AM. I then proceeded to stumble towards Manked's desk and piss on his closed laptop... right in front of him.

I'm just lucky that there wasn't water damage.
You have just gained so much of my respect.

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You have just gained so much of my respect.
Why does urinating on things gain respect? It shouldn't decrease or increase it.

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I lost respect for Manked when he almost made our team lose on BF3 because of a girl

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I lost respect for Manked when he almost made our team lose on BF3 because of a girl
My sincerest apologies.

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My sincerest apologies.
You don't need to apologies. People lose respect for me once they play BF3 with me

I miss hockey night at uni..oh well atleast now we have poker nights

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See my post on page 23.

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Urinating on your things gains respect

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Ok, there's a story behind this.

It better end with Manked getting lucky. Otherwise he failed.

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Ok, there's a story behind this.

It better end with Manked getting lucky. Otherwise he failed.
I bet he failed.

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Ok, there's a story behind this.

It better end with Manked getting lucky. Otherwise he failed.
Oh, he absolutely could if he wanted to. Then again, I think half of the campus has.

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Oh, he absolutely could if he wanted to. Then again, I think half of the campus has.
I might have a chance then she was trying to talk to me and knew my name

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I am going to print off an extra copy just so I can wipe my ass with you!

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Not for Manked

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Being 100% honest, I did sleep with the girl.

Today, actually.

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That story was spectacular, Silf. 10/10.

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Where is the Lemon Chiffon?

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