Here's what I did last week when I thought I had had enough of the two clowns.
Call the NHL @ 212-789-2000
You get a voice tree- go for the "dial by name directoy"
Spell out Bettman ( you actually only have to go as far as Bett)
Choose that option and you will be connected with his secretary, I did this is what happened:
A lady answered " Mr. Bettmans' Office"
Yes, may speak to Gary Please?
She replied " Who's Calling please."
I replied ( My Name )
She replied " I'm sorry Mr. (my name), Mr Bettman is not taking any calls"
I said "figures" and hung up.
I was thinking of working on my Don Cherry Impersonation and trying again on Monday