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06-22-2015, 03:57 PM
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What job titles should Mact and Howson have

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"We've discussed a variety of duties, but we need to sit down and decide on actual titles." Chiarelli on MacTavish and Howson. #Oilers


well ladies--they both need job titles and I think it is up to us and HFOIL to create new titles for these two

and lets be creative

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Lowe - President of fan tier program & ring counting operations
MacT - Visual improvement monitor
Howson - Director of player regression
Eakins - Corsi enforcement officer

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Why does this have the Gregor tag? He's not the one asking the question. He's just one of many edmonton media people tweeting a quote from the GM.

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Howson: assistant to MacT
Mctavish: assistant to Howson

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Lowe - President of fan tier program & ring counting operations
MacT - Visual improvement monitor
Howson - Director of player regression
Eakins - Corsi enforcement officer
Winner!

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Head Custodian and Assistant Custodian.
Fixed for you. That is my profession by trade. Please get the name right at least. And for the record, I wouldn't even let MacT or Howson touch my toilets with their grubby, filthy hands. Would make everyone sick for weeks on end.

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MacT- VP of Bold Lunch Choices

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Why does this have the Gregor tag? He's not the one asking the question. He's just one of many edmonton media people tweeting a quote from the GM.
had to put some tag on and might as well be him

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Mact- back of the bus doing p*ss hole duty

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Mactavish - Deputy special assistant to the chief security officer in charge of concourse traffic
Howsen - Assistant Segway mechanic for the concourse traffic force.

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Lowe: VP of Fan Classifications and Tiering
Howson: Director of Player Assessment
MacT: Director of Press Conference Verbiage and Scripts (will also oversee the Dallas Eakins Fan Club)
Buchberger: Floater - will fill-in various positions for indefinite lengths of time (will be taking over as head of professional scouting for the time being)

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This is not getting the love it truly deserves.

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Lowe - President of fan tier program & ring counting operations
MacT - Visual improvement monitor
Howson - Director of player regression
Eakins - Corsi enforcement officer
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Winner!

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^indeed!

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Howson: assistant to MacT
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Winner, these clowns have been a dog chasing its tail for the better part of a decade

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MacT: I am assistant general manager.

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