4. New Jersey
9. Tampa Bay
14. NY Islanders
16. Los Angeles
22. NY Rangers
27. San Jose
28. St. Louis
If Crosby didn't have health concerns this would be a no brainer. A good blueline can make both your forwards and your goalie look much better than they actually are, so I'm taking a defender. Has to be a young guy obviously, as he'll be the cornerstone of my franchise for the next 15 years hopefully, and one with the attitude/character you want your team to embody.
I'm going to go a bit off the board here and take Pietrangelo. One of the smartest players in the league already, great character to build around, awesome shutdown game, PPQB, and scored at a 75pt/82game pace in 2012.
Would take a center next, goalie in the 3rd round, and another center in the 4th, before filling out the roster with BPA's.
This is a redistribution of talent in the NHL sort of deal. All the players are placed into a pool and the GM builds their team from scratch. There aren't really any stats since the goal is to win the Stanley Cup.
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