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12-11-2012, 04:16 AM
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The Frankenstein Game

Another just for fun cuz the lockout thread...

You summon Dr. Frankenstein to perform horrific experiments on the NHL and NHLPA. The "doctor" says you can take one flawed player who is alive, active or not, and transplant/graft one physical aspect on to him from another player who is alive or dead.

After running lightning through the new abomination, you will (probably) get a new and more superior player....muahahaha, or something.

For example, I graft Eric Daze's hands on to Trevor Lewis of the Kings.

Or I transplant Mike Richard's heart into Alex Semin.

Have fun.


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Another just for fun cuz the lockout thread...

You summon Dr. Frankenstein to perform horrific experiments on the NHL and NHLPA. The "doctor" says you make one flawed player who is alive, active or not, and transplant/graft one physical aspect on to him from another player who is alive or dead.

After running lightning through the new abomination, you will (probably) get a new and more superior player....muahahaha, or something.

For example, I graft Eric Daze's hands on to Trevor Lewis of the Kings.

Or I transplant Mike Richard's heart into Alex Semin.

Have fun.


Anywho I'll put Godard's toughness into Malkin.

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12-11-2012, 04:23 AM
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I've often thought of this. Cogliano's legs on Ryan Whitney.

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I put Zdeno Chara's face on Dwight King...

Dr. Frankenstein says: "Your experiment fizzles.".

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Another just for fun cuz the lockout thread...

You summon Dr. Frankenstein to perform horrific experiments on the NHL and NHLPA. The "doctor" says you take one flawed player who is alive, active or not, and transplant/graft one physical aspect on to him from another player who is alive or dead.

After running lightning through the new abomination, you will (probably) get a new and more superior player....muahahaha, or something.

For example, I graft Eric Daze's hands on to Trevor Lewis of the Kings.

Or I transplant Mike Richard's heart into Alex Semin.

Have fun.
I give Robitaille's quick wrister and ability to score cheap goals to Dwight King.

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I'll give Datsyuk's hands to McDonagh. With his speed, strength and defense he would become an amazing two way threat. Plus I just wanted to go outside the box.

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I'll give Bobby Orr Gordie Howe's knees.

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Give Malkin Callahan's heart

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I would give Sidney Crosby the balls of Gordie Howie.

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I'll give Bobby Orr Gordie Howe's knees.
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I transplant Kris Russell's brain into Jack Johnson.

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I'd graft Julie "The Cat" Gaffney's glove hand onto Greg Goldberg.

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I'd graft Julie "The Cat" Gaffney's glove hand onto Greg Goldberg.
hahahaha thats awesome.

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Henrik Sedin's playmaking ability/hockey IQ/whatever that is.

Into Daniel Sedin and make a Super Sedin! Danrik Sedin!

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Reminds me of a thread that MassiveHomer would start.

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I've often thought of this. Cogliano's legs on Ryan Whitney.
Ryan Whitney's skating is already well above average. What he needs is toughness.

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Crosbys skill to me

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Alexander Semin's fighting ability on George Parros.

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I would give Sidney Crosby the balls of Gordie Howie.
Can we give Don Fehr the shaft? Or is that attached to Crosby too?

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Serious one: Give Brett Hull Modano's early 90's skating ability.

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Boogaard's possessed arms onto Zdeno Chara. Not as replacement arms.

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Penners ability to eat Pancakes onto Mattias Tedenby

The kid needs to beef up

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Datsyuk Defense and Hockey IQ to Tedenby

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