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12-12-2012, 03:27 PM
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12-12-2012, 03:38 PM
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Thread has potential.


Chimera - drive a garbage truck
Avery - hair dresser
Marchand - pest control
Subban - color commentary
Hartnell - pet grooming

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Parros graduated from Princeton with a degree in economics and was named the 4th smartest professional athlete by SN.

I would assume he would be pretty well off in life even if he wasnt in the NHL
I wasn't aware we were being serious in this thread. I'm also well aware of Parros' off-ice accolades:

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“Most likely (be) a business consultant. Either that or some sort of trader on an equity desk. ... In junior (hockey) I took a job as a runner at the Chicago Board of Trade to see if I liked it.”
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12-12-2012, 04:11 PM
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12-12-2012, 06:44 PM
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I can see him as a chimney sweep during the time of Dickens.
I know exactly what you mean, this made me burst.





Always reminded me of Datsyuk.


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12-12-2012, 09:06 PM
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Yep, Chris Neil as a dentist...
Hahaha, exactly what I thought. The guy looks like he'd be the furthest thing from a dentist, have you even seen his teeth?

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12-13-2012, 10:27 AM
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Brad Marchand and Tyler Seguin would be stage dancers for some teen pop music sensation travelling across the globe. Dare I say Justin Bieber

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12-13-2012, 10:50 AM
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The Datsyuk chimney sweep is on the money. And Khabibulin in jail with Heatley.

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12-13-2012, 11:08 AM
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I could see Teemu being a rally car driver.

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12-13-2012, 11:09 AM
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Paul Bissonnette said he would be working in a fast food restaurant.

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Pat Kaleta- clerk at a convenience store
Tyler Ennis- professional surfer
Ryan Miller- college professor
Thomas Vanek- zoo keeper
Robyn Regehr- Canadian Mountie
Nathan Gerbe- midget guy in the circus
Lindy Ruff- Warden is a prison
Drew Stafford- gym employee
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I'll just do some of the Rangers

Lundqvist - actor/musician
Biron - talk show host
Callahan - landscaper
Hagelin - Olympic runner
Staal - teacher
Kreider - college student (this would be his senior year)
Rupp/Bickel - bouncer

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12-13-2012, 01:09 PM
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Imagine if every player in the NHL was not a hockey player, what kind of occupation would you think they would have based on appearance and/or personality? Reasoning would be nice but not required


I'll start.

Mike Fisher - Lumber jack, has a very square jaw and him in a plaid shirt would look very outdoorsy

Sergei Gonchar - Chemist, his circular face/head makes him look like some sort of chemist (I dont know why but it does)

Kessel - Pizza delivery guy, he has that high school boyish look

Jerome Iginla - triathlete, he looks fit and just looks like a person who jogs alot

Dion Phaneuf - the backup actor to the caveman in the gieco commercials.

Karlsson - NASCAR racer, slim body, long hair just looks like one

Scott Gomez - baker, looks doughy

Chris Neil - dentist
You spelled Jarmoe Iginla wrong.

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12-13-2012, 01:11 PM
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You spelled Jarmoe Iginla wrong.
You, on the other hand, nailed it!

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Malhotra- Fehr's house maid. Manny is also forced to negotiate for his salary every 5 years.

Jeremy Jacobs- Anger management counselor.

Hartnell- Hitman. If times are slow, part time surprise birthday clown.

Paul Bissonnette- Creates biggest porn empire in the States. Calls it BizNasty Productions.

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Excuse me? I dont..

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Thread has potential.


Chimera - drive a garbage truck
Avery - hair dresser
Marchand - pest control
Subban - color commentary
Hartnell - pet grooming
you misspelled weather man

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