Homer, there's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again.
KABLAMMO! Hehe wow, sorry again Marge!
__________________ ďItís embarrassing. Iím embarrassed to be here right now. Itís not even funny. And itís just embarrassing, the way we, you know, the energy we have in the room and the way we approach practices and the way we approach this game. Itís not how youíre going to win any games in this league." - Jean-Sebastien Giguere, April 8 2013
Homer [opens car door]: Okay, little buddy, hop in!
[Bart steps closer]
Homer: Ah-bah! I mean my little girl buddy.
Lisa: That's very nice, Dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent competitive behavior. However, I will sit up front w/ you if it's a fatherly gesture of love.
Homer: Okay, hon.
[Lisa gets in]
Homer: Sucker! Competitive violence--that's why you're here!
Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her.
Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie.
Groundskeeper Willie: That's not what you said the first time you saw me!
If only they made this shirt (there's a B&W version, but ships out of the UK).
I own the blue version. It's either my favorite or second-favorite t-shirt. Only one person I ever know has looked at it and gotten the joke but he nearly died laughing once he saw it and wanted to know where he could get one.