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12-17-2012, 12:50 PM
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Favorite Simpsons Moments -- Part XIII

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Homer, there's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again.

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Homer, there's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again.
KABLAMMO! Hehe wow, sorry again Marge!

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Lenny: “Homer’s singing to his ball again.”

Carl: “Yeah and he’s bowling a 280!”

Lenny: “Yeah?” (singing quietly) “There’s a kind of hush all over the world toniiiight…

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Lenny: Hey Homer, that's four strikes in a row! You've got a perfect game going.

Homer Simpson: Really?

Carl: Careful what you say Lenny, you'll jinx him.

Lenny: Oh, right, sorry.

Lenny: Miss! MISS!... Sorry, I was calling the waitress...
[talking to waitress]

Lenny: Uh, this split you sold me is making me choke.

Homer Simpson: Lenny!

Lenny: What? I paid seven-ten for this split.

Carl: Would you at least call it a banana split, you dumbwad?

Lenny: Hey, spaaare me your gutter mouth.
[homer hits lenny with bowling ball]

lol, one of my favourite sequences involving Lenny and Carl.

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Homer [opens car door]: Okay, little buddy, hop in!
[Bart steps closer]
Homer: Ah-bah! I mean my little girl buddy.
Lisa: That's very nice, Dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent competitive behavior. However, I will sit up front w/ you if it's a fatherly gesture of love.
Homer: Okay, hon.
[Lisa gets in]
Homer: Sucker! Competitive violence--that's why you're here!

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Bart: I'm going to move my arms like this and if any part of my hands hit you, its your own fault.

Lisa: Oh yeah. Well be kicking air like this. And if any part of you happens to feel that air, its your own fault.

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Homer, there's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again.
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KABLAMMO! Hehe wow, sorry again Marge!
"You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron! And I'll find you."
"No you won't."
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If only they made this shirt (there's a B&W version, but ships out of the UK).

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Oh, oh no. First, you think of an idea that's already been done. Then you give it a title that no-one could possibly like...

... the best-seller lists for eighteen months!...

... most popular movies of all time sir, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

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If only they made this shirt (there's a B&W version, but ships out of the UK).
I own the blue version. It's either my favorite or second-favorite t-shirt. Only one person I ever know has looked at it and gotten the joke but he nearly died laughing once he saw it and wanted to know where he could get one.

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