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02-11-2013, 04:29 PM
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Gin and... tonic? Do they mix?
♪ When I was seventeen,
I drank some very good beer,
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID,
My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listening to Queen,
When I was seventeen. ♪

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Kearney: Erm, hello young man my name is Charles Norwood here is my identification to confirrm my adultivity (kearney gives apu the identification)
Apu: You know Kearney, this identification is great (Kearney gives Apu beer) You know, if you tell me where you obtained it I'll overlook the ice cream sundaes concealed under your armpits.
Kearney: Deal!

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02-11-2013, 07:58 PM
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Kearney: Erm, hello young man my name is Charles Norwood here is my identification to confirrm my adultivity (kearney gives apu the identification)
Apu: You know Kearney, this identification is great (Kearney gives Apu beer) You know, if you tell me where you obtained it I'll overlook the ice cream sundaes concealed under your armpits.
Kearney: Deal!
It's ice cream sandwiches.

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02-12-2013, 01:09 AM
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Kearney: Erm, hello young man my name is Charles Norwood here is my identification to confirrm my adultivity (kearney gives apu the identification)
Apu: You know Kearney, this identification is great (Kearney gives Apu beer) You know, if you tell me where you obtained it I'll overlook the ice cream sundaes concealed under your armpits.
Kearney: Deal!
"Say, let's take a relaxed attitude towards work and catch the baseball game. The NY Mets are my favorite squadron."

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"Say, let's take a relaxed attitude towards work and catch the baseball game. The NY Mets are my favorite squadron."
"You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning."

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"Judging from your song, it sounds like you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy.. or a man named Andy."

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"Judging from your song, it sounds like you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy.. or a man named Andy."
Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.


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It's ice cream sandwiches.
Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

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Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
I withdraw my question.

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You're fired!

I'm sorry - did you just call me a liar?

No, I said you were fired.

Oh. That's much worse.









*hic!*

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Homer: Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth? Nine Inch
Nails? Hullabalooza?
Clerk: Hullabalooza is a music festival; the greatest music festival of
all time.
Homer: There can only be one truly great festival a lifetime and it's
the "Us Festival".
Clerk: The what festival?
Homer: The "Us Festival"! Geez! It was sponsored by the guy from Apple
Computers.
Clerk: What computers?
-- You know, the guy with the suit, "Homerpalooza"

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Dr Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as Homer Simpson Syndrom.
Homer: Why me?!?

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Homer: Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth? Nine Inch
Nails? Hullabalooza?
Clerk: Hullabalooza is a music festival; the greatest music festival of
all time.
Homer: There can only be one truly great festival a lifetime and it's
the "Us Festival".
Clerk: The what festival?
Homer: The "Us Festival"! Geez! It was sponsored by the guy from Apple
Computers.
Clerk: What computers?
-- You know, the guy with the suit, "Homerpalooza"
To be fair to Homer, the US Festivals do look pretty good.

Now, where's me toothpick?

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Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

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that's it! big smile! everyone's happy!

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that's it! big smile! everyone's happy!
call Interpol, get me a hacksaw anything

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"in volume 2, radioactive man travels through time to defeat jesse owens at the 1936 olympics!"

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"in volume 2, radioactive man travels through time to defeat jesse owens at the 1936 olympics!"
"That's Radioactive Man, stupid!"
"Strange...I shouldn't have been able to hear that."

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYmJKzjkRo

I'm going to get your lucky charms

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