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02-18-2013, 06:00 PM
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Mulder: What the point of this experiment?
Scully: No point, I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.


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Did I say corpse hole? I meant innocence tube.

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FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDERS!

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDERS!



WHAT?

Gamesoutthere. Hahaha, made you look.

They're just words, Neddy. Words can't hurt you.



THAT'S IT!

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Mulder: What the point of this experiment?
Scully: No point, I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.

"His jiggling is almost hypnotic."
"Yes. It is like a lava lamp."

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gosh, if i was a dude, i'd make this my avatar

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It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth?

The answer, is no.

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I knew one day the tag I added to this thread would pay off.

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Hey, Salvatore! Break out the cheap hooch for Mr. No-Tip and the dried-up-ah zombie he's-ah captured!

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Hey, Salvatore! Break out the cheap hooch for Mr. No-Tip and the dried-up-ah zombie he's-ah captured!
Hey Salvatore! Give-a the ugly kid a plate-a the red crap!

Took me many watched to understand what he was saying there.

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"Gentlemen, to evil."

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"Gentlemen, to evil."
Please don't be the boy. Please don't be the boy.



D'OH!

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gosh, if i was a dude, i'd make this my avatar
well, if you insist.

not like Varly's gonna do much this year anyway.


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"We're very popular in Bulgaria."

Treehouse Of Horror X

Dick Clark: And that was Whitesnake playing.

Rocker: We're Poison.

Rocker #2: I thought we was Quiet Riot.

Drummer: (Looking At Drum Logo) It says that we're Ratt.

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"we need a ride home!"

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Snrub. Snrub is classic.

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Snrub. Snrub is classic.
"I like the way Snrub thinks."

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Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "chicken"?
Homer: No. I swear on this Bible.
Marge: That's not a Bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Ooh... fuzzy.

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Carl: Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Charlie: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?
Carl: Apes, but they're not so big.

Homer: Take that, Washington!
Homer: Eat lead, Einstein!
Homer: Show's over, Shakespeare!
Zombie Shakespeare: Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

If you can't tell I was just watching this episode. Basically every part of it can be in this thread.

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Homer: Oh lord, why has thou forsaken me!

Marge: Homer, that's not god. That's a waffle Bart threw up there.

*pries the waffle down*

Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee. *chomp* Mmmmm, sacrilicious.

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well, if you insist.

not like Varly's gonna do much this year anyway.

your user title reminds me, i play the simpsons tapped out game and one of the people who are in my friends has this:



It's when it was snowing and it's made out of hedges. Now, I don't use the word hero lightly, but this person is the greatest hero in American history.

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Homer: Take that, Washington!
Homer: Eat lead, Einstein!
Homer: Show's over, Shakespeare!
Zombie Shakespeare: Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
Hi Homer, I'm feeling mighty peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
*Bang*
Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders.
He was a zombie?

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Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

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