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02-20-2013, 11:16 AM
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Marge: How are we going to get those hicks out of our house?
Bart: We could start a fire and smoke 'em out.
Marge: No fires.
Lisa: [pauses for a moment] Well, we could start a fire...
Marge: No fires.
Homer: [enthusiastically] I got it...
Marge: No fires!

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Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Reverend Lovejoy: No, but He was working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they came to your aid, be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ... miscellaneous.
Apu: Hindu! There are 700 million of us.
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02-20-2013, 12:37 PM
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(I wish this next bit was a gif. Or if such a thing exists, that I could find it)




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"We interrupt this public affairs meeting to bring you...a football game!"
Oh, Doctor! A 98-yard triple-reverse ties the score at 63--63! We have seen nothing but razzle-dazzle here today, three visits from Morganna the Kissing Bandit, and the surprising return of Jim Brown!

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Oh, Doctor! A 98-yard triple-reverse ties the score at 63--63! We have seen nothing but razzle-dazzle here today, three visits from Morganna the Kissing Bandit, and the surprising return of Jim Brown!
Woo-Hoo!

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Oh, Doctor! A 98-yard triple-reverse ties the score at 63--63! We have seen nothing but razzle-dazzle here today, three visits from Morganna the Kissing Bandit, and the surprising return of Jim Brown!

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Oh, Doctor! A 98-yard triple-reverse ties the score at 63--63! We have seen nothing but razzle-dazzle here today, three visits from Morganna the Kissing Bandit, and the surprising return of Jim Brown!
can't respond to you on your page, but thanks for the compliment on the avatar. i'm bummed it is now 0-1 for my team


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can't respond to you on your page, but thanks for the compliment on the avatar. i'm bummed it is now 0-1 for my team

I used that dignity as my facebook picture for a few months. The minuscule number of people who got it disappointed me.

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02-21-2013, 11:41 AM
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And heeeere come the pretzels!

Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... for some kind of sanity.


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02-21-2013, 12:19 PM
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02-21-2013, 12:22 PM
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Just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.

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Just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
That's no reason to block the tv

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And heeeere come the pretzels!

Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... for some kind of sanity.

You can call them 'Whitey Whackers'.

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Number One: And now for the final ordeal, The Paddling Of The Swollen Ass! With paddles.

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You're going to moo-nicipal court.

Good one, Chief.

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