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02-21-2013, 02:35 PM
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Number One: And now for the final ordeal, The Paddling Of The Swollen Ass! With paddles.
Hibbert: The mark!
Homer: Oh, that. That's just my birthmark. And I'll thank you not to stare.
Moe: He's the chosen one!
Number One: You are the Chosen One whom the sacred parchment prophesied would lead us to glory! Now to the top of Mount Springfield for the coronation! Remove the Shone of Shame.



Homer: Woohoo!
Number One: Attach the Stone of Triumph!



Homer: D'OH!


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Oh ok have it your own way, ill be back in a minute. I'm going outside.... to stalk...Lenny and Carl....Doh!

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Das wagenphone ist ein... nuisancephone!

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The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

That's a right triangle you dumbass.

D'OH!

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Das wagenphone ist ein... nuisancephone!
buenos nachos mein fuhrer

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...No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.

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"Let's see...I'll have an IRSwich with-hold the lettuce, two independent sized shakes and a fudgichino."
"Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks."
"Six is ten...carry the three...hey Marge! What were your gambling losses last year?"
"Seven hundred dollars."

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Krusty: I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried them all.
Sea Captain. Joey Bishop.
Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics.
Krusty: [wistfully] Oh, yeah... I slaughtered the Special Olympics!

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I used that dignity as my facebook picture for a few months. The minuscule number of people who got it disappointed me.
if anyone had asked, i would've just unfriended them. you don't win friends with salads and non simpsons people

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And heeeere come the pretzels!

Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... for some kind of sanity.

my goal is to one day lay pretzels at Whitey's grave...y'know, when he dies.

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Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Reporter #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.

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"Let's see...I'll have an IRSwich with-hold the lettuce, two independent sized shakes and a fudgichino."
"Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks."
"Six is ten...carry the three...hey Marge! What were your gambling losses last year?"
"Seven hundred dollars."
Moleman in the background

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"Let's see...I'll have an IRSwich with-hold the lettuce, two independent sized shakes and a fudgichino."
"Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks."
"Six is ten...carry the three...hey Marge! What were your gambling losses last year?"
"Seven hundred dollars."

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Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Reporter #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
Marge: Somebody stop the fight! Where's the doctor?!?

Nick Riviera: Kill him! Kill him!

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02-22-2013, 06:46 PM
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Homer: No one man can do all that. You're a liar, honey, a dirty rotten liar.

Abe: Finish her! Finish her!

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Cayman Islands Bank Manager: I'm sorry, I can't disclose any information about that customer's secret, illegal account.

Cayman Islands Bank Manager: Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer... Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret... Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!

Cayman Islands Bank Manager: Ah, it's too hot here.

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Marge: You'll feel better knowing your money's in the hands of professionals.
Clerk: Are you folks ready to go ape?
Lisa: Mom...
Marge: A professional in an ape mask is still a professional.

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Oh crap.

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All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB.


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No time for that, the computer's starting!

I just tripled my productivity.

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And how come Batman doesn't dance any more?


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