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02-23-2013, 02:43 PM
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Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
"That's because you were drunk!"

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Schindler es bueno. Burns es diablo.
Kennedy: "Ich Bin Eine Berliner.

Abe Simpson: "He's a Nazi, Get him!!!"


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02-23-2013, 07:12 PM
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Kennedy: "Ich Bin Eine Berliner.

Abe Simpson: "He's a Nazi, Get him!!!"

Homer: Quack quack quack quack.

Translation: It's my first day.


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02-24-2013, 10:40 AM
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Going to be a hell of a salvage job

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Nimoy: "Well, looks like my job here is done."

Barney: "Whaddya mean? You didn't even do anything!"

Nimoy: "Didn't I?"

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Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

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Lisa: Dr. Hibbert, I thought you'd located another kidney for Grampa!
Hibbert: Larry Hagman took it. He's got five of them now! And three hearts! We didn't want to give them to him but he overpowered us.

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02-24-2013, 07:00 PM
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Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
"There's a crazy man with a scalpel in the ER. He's demanding to see a quack!"

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"There's a crazy man with a scalpel in the ER. He's demanding to see a quack!"
The symptoms you describe point to Bonus Eruptus. It's a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body.

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02-25-2013, 07:56 AM
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I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.

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The symptoms you describe point to Bonus Eruptus. It's a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body.
I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand-watt capacimator, stat!

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02-25-2013, 09:30 AM
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02-25-2013, 10:10 AM
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People love dogs, sir.

Nonsense. Dogs are idiots. Think about it Smithers, If I walked into your house and started sniffing your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?

If you did it, sir?

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You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly in through the window?


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You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly in through the window?


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02-25-2013, 11:55 AM
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"Um, you should probably ignore that."

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Selma and Moleman has to happen

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Selma and Moleman has to happen
Drinking has ruined my life! I'm only 31 years ollllllllllllllllld!

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Mr. Burns: Why its that delightful tv leprechaun I am going to get your lucky charms

Mole Man: Oh no my brains

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or even the dreaded rear admiral

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wish this was the proper clip... an not the one provided... but love it


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