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03-03-2013, 09:56 AM
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So then I says to the President, get this.

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03-03-2013, 11:49 AM
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"It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University"


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"This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all."
"Wow, that does work."

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an all-time favourite:

Pray. For. Mojo.

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Shelbyvillian #1: Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
Shelbyvillian #2: Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.
which means most of the time they lose to Springfield

that is the joke.......

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which means most of the time they lose to Springfield

that is the joke.......

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Damn! I was going to post this.

Instead...


Which is based on something that actually happened:

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A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.

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A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.
I lost my s*** the first time I saw that. So damn funny

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godspeed little doodle.

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A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.
Where's all that liquor coming from?

It's a party, Marge. It doesn't have to make sense!




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"This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all."
"Wow, that does work."
Mom, when you give that speech, you're boring Springfield.

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Bart: And now I'm going to teach some kids a lesson.
Marge: I choose to take that literally.
(outside)Bart: Death to Shelbyville!
Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on!

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Homer, stop picking at it!

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Homer, stop picking at it!
But I'm so sweet and tasty!

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A lot of blue hair? Hehehe what a freak!

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Waitress: I hate it when the waffles stick together.
Cook: Stickin' together is what good waffles do.

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Homer: Ooo, I think this was pizza!

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Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

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Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
"Hey Spock, whattya want on your hot dog?"
"Surprise me."

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Gerald Ford: Say Homer, do you like football?
Homer: Do I ever!
Gerald Ford: Do you like nachos?
Homer: Yes Mr Ford!
Gerald Ford: Well, why don't you come over and watch the game and then we'll have nachos! And then some beer!

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