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03-04-2013, 09:04 PM
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efficiency in comedy

"This one was just a warning gator. Next one won't be corked."

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Gerald Ford: Say Homer, do you like football?
Homer: Do I ever!
Gerald Ford: Do you like nachos?
Homer: Yes Mr Ford!
Gerald Ford: Well, why don't you come over and watch the game and then we'll have nachos! And then some beer!
Homer: I think you and I are gonna get along just...



Both: D'oh!

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If you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian. I don't know what I can do, um, oh! The next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix.



...i always try to add a can of pumpkin or lima beans when i give to canned food drives because of this quote.

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Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate w/ the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh-huh. And "if"?
Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that."
Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be "deadlocked" and have to be "sequestered" in the Springfield Palace Hotel --
Patty: That's not going to happen.
Jasper: Let's vote; my liver is failing.
Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO -- Ooh! Free Willy!

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Just wanted to note that according to dvd commentaries, the Lord of the Flies parody episode (Das Bus) is 15 years old now.


That's kind of depressing.

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03-05-2013, 10:52 AM
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I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

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Just wanted to note that according to dvd commentaries, the Lord of the Flies parody episode (Das Bus) is 15 years old now.


That's kind of depressing.
Zeppelin ruuuuuuuulessssss.

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Homer: Aww, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!

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Skinner: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder: if I found out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you head me. I think words I would never say.
Homer: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, boy. [singing] Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...

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Skinner: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder: if I found out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you head me. I think words I would never say.
Homer: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, boy. [singing] Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...

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03-05-2013, 02:34 PM
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Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate w/ the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh-huh. And "if"?
Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that."
Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be "deadlocked" and have to be "sequestered" in the Springfield Palace Hotel --
Patty: That's not going to happen.
Jasper: Let's vote; my liver is failing.
Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO -- Ooh! Free Willy!
"Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale."

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efficiency in comedy

"This one was just a warning gator. Next one won't be corked."
He's gradually getting away.

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Zeppelin ruuuuuuuulessssss.
So the children learned to function as a society. And in time, they were rescued. By...oh, let's say.... Moe.

That line wouldn't have been nearly as hilarious if it weren't delivered by James Earl Jones.

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Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room. But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed. And that's why we had chinese food for lunch.
Marge: Good for you, Homey! You know, a lot of things happened around here while you were gone.
Homer: Right, Marge, I wanna hear all about it. [puts on "open eye" glasses] Heh heh --
Marge: Gimme those!
Homer: Aw...[snap]
Marge: And those...
Homer: Aw...[snap]
Marge: And those...
Homer: Aw...

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03-05-2013, 06:18 PM
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I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.
I named my fantasy league "a free hotel" this year.

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03-05-2013, 06:28 PM
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I named my fantasy league "a free hotel" this year.


Very Good.

Many of my fantasy teams are called the Springfield Isotopes.

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Homer, you're funny.

Why, because I'm fat ?

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Just wanted to note that according to dvd commentaries, the Lord of the Flies parody episode (Das Bus) is 15 years old now.


That's kind of depressing.
I can't go on. You two go ahead...and carry me with you.

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Ned: Looks like a loose nail.

Homer: One out of 25 ain't bad.

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