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03-08-2013, 01:35 AM
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Marge: Homer, he prefers the company of men...

Homer: Who doesn't!?

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03-08-2013, 07:42 AM
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"How now, brown bureaucrat?'
Hey. See the sign?


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When black guys drive a car they look like this


And when white guys drive a car they look like this


Homer: It's true! We're so lame!

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No no not you, I was talking to my oven.

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"And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria."

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03-08-2013, 12:45 PM
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"And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria."
"It's wonderful to think for ourselves again."

"You said it, sister!"

"You are watching Fox."

"We are watching Fox."

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No no not you, I was talking to my oven.
Explain how my character can change from a tightly-wound convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo fireman...

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Well, that's actually a pretty good reason.

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Explain how my character can change from a tightly-wound convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo fireman...

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Well, that's actually a pretty good reason.
"Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you."
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"I mean, I think I'm dying."

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"Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fight aliens on a far off planet."

"That sounds like a good movie."

"Uh, yeah. Movie."

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8:58, first time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers.

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8:58, first time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers.
Homer: "I love these lazy Saturdays."

Marge: "It's Wednesday."

Homer: *Screams*

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Homer: "ahhh, I love these real lazy Saturdays. Not like that fake one that almost got me fired."

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03-08-2013, 05:46 PM
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Homer: "I love these lazy Saturdays."

Marge: "It's Wednesday."

Homer: *Screams*

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Homer: "ahhh, I love these real lazy Saturdays. Not like that fake one that almost got me fired."

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Shouldn't that be a 5 day weekend.

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I wish I could retire. Boy, that would be sweet.

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Homer: *Screams*
Homer's scream is one of the many things that is etched into my brain. One of the funniest things in television.

Head tilted back, tongue out and making 'z' shapes while Dan Castellaneta shrieks.

So well done.

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Shouldn't that be a 5 day weekend.
I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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Bart: Go Dad Go!
Lisa: How doth the hero strong and brave, a celestial path in the heavens paved.
All: Huh?
Lisa: go dad go.

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"Oh of course he'll make it it's TV!"

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They don't call me Springfield Fats because I'm morbidly obese!



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I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
Anytime something like that happens a wizard did it

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Bart: Military school?! You lied to me!
Homer: [chuckles] Well, I'm sorry if you heard, "Disneyland," but I distinctly said, "military school."

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Stupid babies need the most attention.

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