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03-14-2013, 12:37 AM
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Ned: What do you think, reverend?
Lovejoy: Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.

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03-14-2013, 03:55 AM
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Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up!
Yes that's what we WANTED you to think. Muahahahaha!

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03-14-2013, 08:26 AM
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Yes that's what we WANTED you to think. Muahahahaha!
must... crush... capitalism!

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03-14-2013, 08:40 AM
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Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.

"Well, we pretty much went straight home."

"Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath."

"...We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant."

"And when you couldn't find one?"

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03-14-2013, 09:57 AM
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Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.

"Well, we pretty much went straight home."

"Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath."

"...We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant."

"And when you couldn't find one?"
"We went fishing."[sobs]

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03-14-2013, 09:58 AM
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“He’s right, you know.”
“Give us hell, Quimby!”

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03-14-2013, 10:04 AM
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03-14-2013, 10:12 AM
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03-14-2013, 10:53 AM
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Yeah I'll say, Magic Tickey my ass McBain!

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03-14-2013, 12:34 PM
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my girlfriend just said it's supposed to be cold tomorrow. I replied with "lousy Smarch weather."


Just popped in to post that. It's been a few days in a row of dark, rainy weather in Vancouver (shocking, I know).

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03-14-2013, 12:59 PM
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03-14-2013, 03:10 PM
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"This one's called the hick tub, there's the insta-rust, the lightning magnet, the tinkler.."
"Ooooh! The Tinkler!"

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"Dad, you have to put chlorine in the pool to keep it clean." "Chlorine, eh?"


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03-14-2013, 04:58 PM
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Homer: What on earth are you doing?
Lisa: Practicing tennis.
Homer: That's tennis? Then what's the one where the chicks wail on each other?
Lisa: Foxy boxing?
Homer: Yes! That's what I wanted!

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03-14-2013, 05:58 PM
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Are you sure this is the casino? I should call my manager.

Your manager says to, "SHUT! UP!"

Vera said that?

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03-14-2013, 06:27 PM
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- You from the casino?
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03-14-2013, 08:24 PM
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03-14-2013, 11:09 PM
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Homer: Marge, It's 3 am and I worked all day!

Marge: It's 9:30 pm and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool.


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03-15-2013, 10:50 AM
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Oh yeah! Speed holes!


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03-15-2013, 11:23 AM
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03-15-2013, 11:40 AM
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You want my opinion? I think you should buy this car.

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03-15-2013, 12:03 PM
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Homer: Marge, It's 3 am and I worked all day!

Marge: It's 9:30 pm and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool.

"There you are. Thought you could get away from me!"

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Oh great - I specifically asked not to be seated next to a baby.

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