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03-17-2013, 02:14 PM
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Its a reference to the Wizard of Oz
Yes, the joke is the scarecrow was wrong. But in correcting it, they were still wrong.

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Krusty the Clown: Hey, kids. Who do you love?
Kids: Krusty.
Krusty the Clown: How much do you love me?
Kids: With all our hearts.
Krusty the Clown: What would you do if I went off the air?
Kids: We'd kill ourselves.

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There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.

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Hello, mother dear.

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03-18-2013, 01:07 PM
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Strained peas for Maggie; strained peas for Grandpa.

I want a bib too.

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03-18-2013, 03:44 PM
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"That doll is evil, I tells ya. Evil! EEEEEVIIIIILLLLL!"
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03-18-2013, 03:59 PM
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Can anyone find the video for this quote:

What do you mean, the bank is out of money?!
Insolvent?!
We only have enough cash for the next three customers?!

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Just read a local story about a (non-fatal) stabbing at a club last night. Immediately prompted me to look up:

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?
-- Kent Brockman

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Just read a local story about a (non-fatal) stabbing at a club last night. Immediately prompted me to look up:

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?
-- Kent Brockman
I love that one of the background guys during that scene shouts out "Has anyone seen Sully?". Reminded me of somewhere (might've been a Simpsons or Futurama commentary) where they joked that everyone who grew up in an east coast Irish neighborhood knew someone named Sully.

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^wasn't that a Simpsons commentary with Conan?


I like going in the bread aisle at the grocery store and going: Oh, hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread!

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^wasn't that a Simpsons commentary with Conan?
It very well might have been. Hell, it might've been the commentary for that very episode. I'll have to check.


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I like going in the bread aisle at the grocery store and going: Oh, hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread!
I say it every time I make banana bread. I think I posted the clip here that day too.

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03-19-2013, 09:30 AM
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In the cereal aisle, Mr. Burns pesters Krusty to help him find a
% cereal that's "for him."

Burns: Uh, oh, excuse me, could you tell me where I might find
the "Burns-Os"?
Krusty: Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.
-- Silly Burnsie, cereals are for somebodies, "The Old Man and the Lisa"

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03-19-2013, 09:53 AM
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Banana bread? What the hell were you thinking!? Sorry. Sorry.

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03-19-2013, 10:42 AM
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In the cereal aisle, Mr. Burns pesters Krusty to help him find a
% cereal that's "for him."

Burns: Uh, oh, excuse me, could you tell me where I might find
the "Burns-Os"?
Krusty: Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.
-- Silly Burnsie, cereals are for somebodies, "The Old Man and the Lisa"
Mr. Burns grabs a box of Count Chocula.

"I suppose this one looks a bit like me."

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Mr. Burns grabs a box of Count Chocula.

"I suppose this one looks a bit like me."
"Ketchup...catsup...ketchup...catsup...I'm in over my head."

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"Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
Styrofoam is not made from kittens
The U.F.O. was a paper plate
The nerds on the internet are not geeks
The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod
Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
If you are reading this you have no life
Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse
The other U.F.O. was an upside down salad spinner
Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything
Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes
Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang
Salt water does not chase the "thirsties" away
Licking an electrical outlet does not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
Cats do not eventually turn into dogs
Bullets do not bounce off of fat boys
Recycling does not deplete the ozone
Everything is 10% fruit juice
The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
Janet Reno is evil
V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
Ted Koppel is a robot
Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars
Fleiss does floss
Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures
Bart is bad to the bone
Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him
The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home
Everyone on TV is better than you
The people who are writing this have no life

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"So Mr. Simpson: You admit you grabbed her can."



"Mr. Simpson your silence will only incriminate you further. No, Mr. Simpson, please, nooooooooooooooooooo!"

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[Homer screams, runs out of the kitchen, and fetches a shotgun.]

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