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03-26-2013, 09:12 AM
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My heavens that sounded like a pig fainting....

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03-26-2013, 09:16 AM
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Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.
Lou: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney.
Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Lou: We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.

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03-26-2013, 12:01 PM
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Where did you get that brownie?
Harrison: Over there. There's a big pile of 'em.


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03-26-2013, 03:14 PM
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Where did you get that brownie?
Harrison: Over there. There's a big pile of 'em.

What a nice fellow.

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03-26-2013, 07:17 PM
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eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding.

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Homer joins Bart and Lisa sitting in front of Santa's Little Helper's dog house.

Homer: Television broken?
Bart: No, there's a badger in there.
Homer: Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse. Milhouse. Milhouse. AAAAAAHAHHHHHHHOOOWWWWWWAHHHHHHOWWWW!
Homer: It's a badger alright. Or possibly a griffin. Bart, do you have any dynamite in your room?
Bart: Tons!
Homer: Get it.

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03-26-2013, 09:18 PM
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Lisa! quit getting in the way of your wealthy brothers peas

Mr. Burns: I specifically said, no geeks!

Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool...

Lisa: I propose to you that your heir not need be a boy. In this phallocentric society of ours--

Mr. Burns: I don't know what phallocentric means, but no girls!

Milhouse: (dressed as a girl) So much for Plan B.


Bart: (reading cue cards) Hello, Mr... Kurns. I bad want... money now. Me sick.
Homer: Ooh, he card reads good.


Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!

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03-26-2013, 10:08 PM
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"Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Quite frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without."
"So that's it, after 20 years, so long and good luck?"
"I don't recall saying good luck."

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03-26-2013, 10:10 PM
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"I bought this with the change in my piggy bank."
"There's no change in your piggy bank."
"Not any of the ones you know about."

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03-27-2013, 01:43 AM
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I believe it was a boaking accident.

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I believe it was a boaking accident.
(laser) I have to go now

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I'd really love to help you Flanders but uh ... Marge was uh ... taken prisoner in ... Holy Land...

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Mr. Burns: I specifically said, no geeks!

Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool...

Lisa: I propose to you that your heir not need be a boy. In this phallocentric society of ours--

Mr. Burns: I don't know what phallocentric means, but no girls!

Milhouse: (dressed as a girl) So much for Plan B.


Bart: (reading cue cards) Hello, Mr... Kurns. I bad want... money now. Me sick.
Homer: Ooh, he card reads good.


Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!
Lisa: That midget thought me a lot about his native Estonia.

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Hey jerkface - you have the face of a jerk!

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03-27-2013, 11:34 AM
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03-27-2013, 01:01 PM
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*Cheerily* But first, Springfield has come down with a fever. Football fever, brought on by the biggest game of the year: the Pigskin Classic between the Shelbyville Sharks and our own Springfield Atoms!
Brockman: Big game fever is reaching a fever pitch as the fevered rivalry between Springfield U. and Springfield A&M spreads like wild-fever. ...This is writing?

Intern: I'm sorry Uncle Kent; I lost my thesaurus.

Brockman: "My thesaurus" ... you'll lose more than ... In preparation for the big game, Springfield Stadium has caught additional seating capacity fever. *sigh*

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Lisa need braces.

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School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!

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Well, I'm glad that some of us remembered that summer vacation begins at the end of the day, not the beginning

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