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01-03-2013, 03:19 PM
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Frink: Mwa-hey, bwa-hai. The compression and expansion of the
longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation, you
can see it there, of the neighbouring particles.
Frink: Yes, what is it, what, what is it?
Little Girl: Can I play with it?
Frink: No you can't play with it, you won't enjoy it on as many
levels as I do... Mm-hai bw-ha whoa-hoa. The colours
children. Mwa-ha-lee.

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Anything with Professor Frink. He was the cat's meow.
At one time. He's since become overused, like bit players on long-running shows tend to.

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01-03-2013, 04:36 PM
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01-03-2013, 06:35 PM
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Grandpa: These people act like the streets are paved with gold.
Jasper Beardly: They are.

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01-03-2013, 10:15 PM
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"Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive don't touch it but I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them."
"Could it be used for dating?"
"Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest."

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"Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive don't touch it but I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them."
"Could it be used for dating?"
"Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest."
And the secret ingredient is... LOVE?!? Who's been messing with this thing?!?

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01-04-2013, 03:04 AM
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Smithers: "Mr. Smithers plus guest"...huh. There's only one person I would want to bring.
[pulls a frozen Mr. Burns from a slot in the wall]
Smithers:Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
Frink: Well, we're up to fifteen!
Scientists: Yay!

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01-04-2013, 04:31 AM
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the first 20 seconds...



Thats what I always call it now

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01-04-2013, 05:45 AM
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01-04-2013, 08:31 AM
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That's funny because I was listening to edmonton news this morning when a story came on about edmonton building a Funicular in the river valley. First thing I thought was "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!"
♪Funicular ... funicular .. funiculaaaaar♫

Funicular!!

Funic..... d'oh!

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Bill: Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you your spending --
Krusty: Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
Bill: [exasperated] Yes, but she's still --
Krusty: I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!

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01-04-2013, 09:37 AM
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Bill: Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you your spending --
Krusty: Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
Bill: [exasperated] Yes, but she's still --
Krusty: I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!
Give 'em ten grand.

Steve Martin on line four

Ten grand.

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01-04-2013, 10:25 AM
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Krusty: I'll just cut back on the condor egg omelettes. Mmm, a couple of those would be tasty right now.
Bill: I'll found the college tomorrow.

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the first 20 seconds...



Thats what I always call it now
I still shout "Go faster, Max!" at anyone who needs motivation.

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01-04-2013, 04:29 PM
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"Grazie, grazie. You have a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype."
"No, no, Don Vittorio, you're not --"
"Yes, I am, I know it, I am."

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01-04-2013, 04:57 PM
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Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove
the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring
back at you. [hands him a mirror]
Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!
Doctor: Ho ho, nonsense, Krusty: you look at least ten years younger! Plus, I did your breasts.
Krusty: Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts?

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01-05-2013, 04:38 AM
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Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him... I'm Homer Simpson!
Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?
Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?

[later]

Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!

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Jay: How can you vote for Burns' movie?
Krusty: Let's just say it moved me...to a bigger house! Oops, I said
the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

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"Everyone is saying Gabbo this and Gabbo that...but nobody is saying worship this! And Jericho that!"

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Going to an opera this afternoon - all I can think about is this exchange with Homer when he becomes an opera singer:


So how long is this movie?

It's not a movie

Soooorry, *film*......

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Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
Homer: I can't. I gotta take my wife to the ballet.
Lenny: You're gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?

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