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01-05-2013, 08:29 PM
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I'm loving these new Simpsons episodes.
Nothing's better than watching old ones as an adult and getting all the jokes.
Clever writers.

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new episode was good.


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Homer: If jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today (From the new episode)


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01-07-2013, 04:06 PM
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Kent Brockman: So, it seems we've all been victims of a cruel hoax, masterminded by a 10-year old hooligan. The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
Homer: It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: Sorry. Uh... could you edit that last part out?
Brockman: Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast.
Homer: D'oh!

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01-07-2013, 05:03 PM
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Bart: Hello?
Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit
Services Department. I was wondering if you had a chance to
read the threatening letter we sent you.
Bart: Daaah...?
Creditor: Because you sound like a mature,
responsible person, who wouldn't want an unpaid credit card
bill to spoil all his hopes and dreams for the future.
Dreams such as home ownership, boat ownership and event-
attendance!
Now, when can I tell my supervisor, Mr.
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Lisa: I won't rest until all of Springfield knows the name Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.
Man: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here.
Homer: Woo hoo! [buys one]
Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?
Man: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.

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Lisa: I won't rest until all of Springfield knows the name Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.
Man: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here.
Homer: Woo hoo! [buys one]
Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?
Man: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
great episode !!!!

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01-07-2013, 10:26 PM
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This episode was just on. I enjoyed it very much.


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01-08-2013, 11:20 AM
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Homer: Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!
Homer's brain: Silence, you fool. It can be ours!



Homer: Run, boy! Run! Run for your life, boy!

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01-08-2013, 11:23 AM
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Well, I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!

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Well, I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!
Oww, my freakin' ears!

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01-08-2013, 11:34 AM
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Lisa: I won't rest until all of Springfield knows the name Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.
Man: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here.
Homer: Woo hoo! [buys one]
Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?
Man: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
Bleeding Gums: What are you here for?
Lisa: My brother just had his appendix out.
Bleeding Gums: Is he going to be OK?
Bart: Hello, I'm doctor cheeks. I'm...doing my rounds and, uh, I'm a little behind.



Lisa: He'll be fine.


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01-08-2013, 12:45 PM
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Oww, my freakin' ears!
Oww, my eyeball!

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Oww, my glasses!

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Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.

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01-09-2013, 11:04 AM
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Another quote I regularly use IRL

You dial nine-one .. then when I say so, dial one again!

(usually precedes me doing something dangerous or stupid)

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01-09-2013, 05:10 PM
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Another quote I regularly use IRL

You dial nine-one .. then when I say so, dial one again!

(usually precedes me doing something dangerous or stupid)
You mean 912.

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"what's this strange sensation in my chest?"

"i think your heart is beating again, sir."

"oh, that takes me back."

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at trivia tonight, during the "name the artist" music questions, they played this song:

which I knew from somewhere, but didn't know where I knew it from. My friend Chris, who appreciates the Simpsons as much as I do, couldn't remember the name of the band but reminded me they were on the Hullabalooza episode. I instantly understood the context but still couldn't remember their name, so I went to my mental rolodex and recited the following:

"Someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high...Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction."

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"uh yeah yeah, we think we did..."

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Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here.
Barney: You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers.
Moe: Nah. Too many bad memories.
Barney: Well, look at the bright side, Moe: you still got us.
Moe: Yeah. Yeah, you know, that -- that actually makes me feel a little better.
Homer: Why? That was the problem in the first place: you were going broke because we were your only customers. Wasn't that the problem in the first place? That you were going broke? Moe? Moe? Hey, Moe. Oh! You're thinking about all the money you blew, aren't you.
[Moe nods]
What was it? Fifty, sixty thousand dollars? Moe, look: maybe it would help if you went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. Moe?
Moe: What?!
Homer: Let me get a pen.

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Milhouse: I'm really sorry... I kind of traded your soul to the guy at the comic book store. But look! I got some cool pogs:
[shows them] Alf pogs! Remember Alf? He's back... in pog form.
Bart: You traded my soul for pogs?!

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