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12-22-2012, 11:17 PM
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When I was in Cortland 3 weeks ago I spent the Saturday night in a Freshman bed. She was 18 and I feel great about it
Ya, but you're much closer in age to her, and just a year out of school. It's not any more odd than a senior picking up a freshman chick. That happens all the time, and I did it too. But I'm three years out of college now, and it makes me a creeper unless I'm hitting on the senior chicks.

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Having to check on ages is such a pain in the butt. But so necessary.

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So I was talking to my friend, and he told me tomorrow to go to church, on Xmas Eve, in a Devils jersey. It's a glorious plan.

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So I was talking to my friend, and he told me tomorrow to go to church, on Xmas Eve, in a Devils jersey. It's a glorious plan.
You're definitely becoming a Devils fan...

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You're definitely becoming a Devils fan...
Everyone's saying that

But he said because it's the Devils, and going to church....lol

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But he said because it's the Devils, and going to church....lol
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I think that's the way NJ works... But I'm not sure. haha
For NJ its 16 with a max 4 year difference. If one is 16, the oldest the other can be is 20, 17 and 21, etc. At 18 they're legal adults and it becomes moot.

I took an intro to law class in college and statutory **** laws was a part of one of the lessons. We had a fact sheet with the age of consent and max age differences for all 50 states. I distinctly made it a point to remember NJ's laws (for my own benefit), but I regret not still having that sheet, or remembering more states. It would be a nice little resource to settle arguments very easily, as this is something that always comes up in groups every so often. Case and point in this thread...

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For NJ its 16 with a max 4 year difference. If one is 16, the oldest the other can be is 20, 17 and 21, etc. At 18 they're legal adults and it becomes moot.

I took an intro to law class in college and statutory **** laws was a part of one of the lessons. We had a fact sheet with the age of consent and max age differences for all 50 states. I distinctly made it a point to remember NJ's laws (for my own benefit), but I regret not still having that sheet, or remembering more states. It would be a nice little resource to settle arguments very easily, as this is something that always comes up in groups every so often. Case and point in this thread...
Actually 16 with 4 yr difference is up for debate. Remember if the parents are cool, its interpreted to the day so if you were born on January 26 and she were born January 27...guilty as charged.

No mens rea for **** either, she could have a fake id and show you, but all the state needa is a certified birth certificate and your only hope is a jury, but u aint gettin any juicy jury charges.

Btw im a lawyer.

If you find the defendant engaged with sexual acts with a minor, verdict of guilty shall be entered. Hahaha

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So I was talking to my friend, and he told me tomorrow to go to church, on Xmas Eve, in a Devils jersey. It's a glorious plan.
Wrong devil...

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We're not all creepy, you know... just me.

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lol how the **** does that even happen?

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Speaking of, I recently found myself getting dance-r*p*d at a club by a girl who turned out to be 16. Looked like she could have been 25.

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Speaking of, I recently found myself getting dance-r*p*d at a club by a girl who turned out to be 16. Looked like she could have been 25.
ive been to 18+ clubs in the city that really should be 16+ from those I saw.

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lol how the **** does that even happen?
Ever fly those in grand theft auto? Lol

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Wow the Flu is no joke. Today is the first day in the last 3 my temperature is under 100 degrees got up to 103 on Friday night. I feel like someone ran me over with a truck.

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Wow the Flu is no joke. Today is the first day in the last 3 my temperature is under 100 degrees got up to 103 on Friday night. I feel like someone ran me over with a truck.
that's no good! feel better Jim!

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Christmas Eve on a Monday ****ing sucks.

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i only get off tomorrow. working the day before and day after christmas is probably the worst thing ever.

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