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I wandered into a coffee shop full of snobs and hipsters AMA

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02-10-2013, 02:30 PM
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I wandered into a coffee shop full of snobs and hipsters AMA

I regret everything.

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Did they ask you if you've seen a movie, but nevermind. You probably haven't.

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Are you a hipster janks?

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Are you a hipster janks?
God no. Can't stand them.

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So you just have experience being around them then...

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So you just have experience being around them then...
University of Calgary is FULL of them. I deal with their BS on a daily basis.

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The coffee sucks btw. The free sparkling water tastes better.

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The coffee was $3 for a cup. ...

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The coffee was $3 for a cup. ...
Almost like starbucks.

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Guess how many MacBooks are in here.

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Was there cake in the urinal?

I'm afraid I don't get invited to these places.

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Not that many actually I lied. Only like half the people here have them.

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Was there cake in the urinal?

I'm afraid I don't get invited to these places.
I don't see a washroom.

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Guess how many MacBooks are in here.
At least 40. Plus all iPhones with Instagram sepia backgrounds.

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Come to Calgary, where the average kid is indie/hipster/whateverthe****theycallitthesedays

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This place had good reviews on yelp and it was on my way home. Should have known to skip this.

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I don't see a washroom.
Go pee. Pick the stall right next to someone. Just don't be a wanger.

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I love coffee shops
They keep you awake.

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You sir should have brought some of this with you and dolled it out.


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