Monday Night Slaughter
January 21, 2013
Opening video package. The War is On.
We see highlights from the main event of Aftershock, which saw the two men in riot gear hugging CrimsonSkorpion after they attacked his partners, ColePens and Icicles. We see the two men in riot gear being revealed as Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. We see those three end up hugging with StraightEdge, leading to them doing a 4-on-2 beat down on Icicles and ColePens. CPrice makes the surprise appearance and makes the save, but the numbers game catches up to him until End of Line gets involved and helps CPrice clear house on the heels. End of Line hits his triple powerbombs on StraightEdge after CPrice hits him with a stunner and CPrice gives CrimsonSkorpion a stunner, and before leaving, drags Icicles on top of StraightEdge to get the win.
We come live to the arena and the lights are flashing all over the place. The fans are HOT tonight after that video package. Instantly...
"Crimson Thunder" hits and the arena FILLS with boos instantly! The heat from the fans towards CrimsonSkorpion is DEAFENING! CrimsonSkorpion slowly walks out from behind the curtain and looks into the crowd with a devilish smirk on his face. CrimsonSkorpion is wearing basketball shorts and has a hoodie on, zipped up with the hood over his head. CrimsonSkorpion stands on the top of the stage and spreads his arms out and soaks in the heat. The cameras zoom in on "Crimson Sucks", "Kill the Skorpion", "Boo This Man" with a picture of CrimsonSkorpion under the saying with an arrow pointing to it. Back to CrimsonSkorpion, he's slowly walking down the ramp, soaking in the heat, but not even acknowledging the fans as he walks by them. CrimsonSkorpion stands at the bottom of the ramp and looks into the ring and has a big smirk on his face. He slowly walks towards the steel steps and then looks to his side and sees an 8 year old kid with his father at ringside. CrimsonSkorpion laughs as he looks at the kid and pretends to wipe tears from his eyes as the kid turns away and hides his face in his dad's shirt as CrimsonSkorpion laughs. The heat continues to be deafening as CrimsonSkorpion slowly climbs up the steel steps. CrimsonSkorpion stands on the apron and looks into the crowd and spreads his arms out as the fans continue to pour heat on him. The camera zooms out so we see the entire side of the arena filled with fans booing the **** out of CrimsonSkorpion. CrimsonSkorpion slowly enters the ring through the middle rope and slowly walks to the timekeeper to get a microphone.
The music stops after CrimsonSkorpion's lengthy entrance and CrimsonSkorpion is standing tall in the middle of the ring. CrimsonSkorpion has the microphone loosely in his right hand and is slapping it back and forth into his left hand. CrimsonSkorpion looks to be laughing as the boos in the arena are deafening. CrimsonSkorpion stands in the middle of the ring and lets the boos go without saying a word, waiting.
After a few moments, the fans finally quiet down, but as soon as CrimsonSkorpion raises the microphone to his mouth, the boos start up. CrimsonSkorpion drops the mic down to his side and laughs and shakes his head as the fans start a "you suck" chant. After a few moments, they quiet down again and Crimson finally begins...
CrimsonSkorpion:Since 11 PM last night and all through today my Twitter has blown up, the wrestling world has blown up with the question: why Crimson, why? (short pause) Well you see, it's quite simple, actually. What I did was done for good reason and it became blatantly obvious that you people are all a bunch of blind sheep!
The fans boo as CrimsonSkorpion stands still in the middle of the ring and looks into the hard camera.
CrimsonSkorpion:But see, I'm not going to stand out here and try to outsmart you people because quite frankly, that wouldn't be hard at all... (boos)... so instead, I'll be honest and HOPE it doesn't fly right over your heads!
The fans boo as CrimsonSkorpion takes his hood off and looks serious as he looks down at the canvas. He raises his head and looks into the crowd.
CrimsonSkorpion:You see... I tried. I really did, I tried! What did I try you ask? I tried being something I'm not. I tried pandering to you idiots. (boos). I tried pandering to you idiots, I tried making you people happy and putting a smile on your faces rather than put myself and my career ahead!
CrimsonSkorpion pauses and the fans pour a massive amount of heat on as CrimsonSkorpion shakes his head and looks into the crowd.
CrimsonSkorpion:But you didn't appreciate that, did you? You still booed me. You cheer for a guy like ColePens and try to make him the poster boy of the company and buy his t-shirts and have him put a smile on your face because I'm not good enough, huh? You people truly think ColePens is better than me, huh?
The fans cheer as CrimsonSkorpion shakes his head and laughs.
CrimsonSkorpion:But I'll touch on that soon, let's not get sidetracked. Where did pandering to you idiots get me? The answer is easy, it didn't get me anywhere. Let's take a look at the facts. I was screwed out of the HFWF World Championship at Night to Remember back in October, did you people care? NO. You didn't care that CrimsonSkorpion lost the HFWF World Championship, you just cared that ColePens didn't walk out with the championship! MY CHAMPIONSHIP!
The fans boo as CrimsonSkorpion spits and looks into the crowd in disgust.
CrimsonSkorpion:I was screwed out of countless matches against CPrice, End of Line, Big Fat Cat, NYGRYK, etc, the list goes on, but you people still didn't care! You people still didn't care about me and my attempts to please you!
The fans start a "CPrice" chant and CrimsonSkorpion looks shocked and shakes his head as he runs his hand through his hair and then rubs his beard.
CrimsonSkorpion:I'm sick and tired of watching undeserving people pass me by when I know, (points up the stage) they know, and all of you people know - deep down inside - whether you want to admit it or not, that I am STILL the rightful HFWF World Champion and that I am the BEST THIS COMPANY HAS TO OFFER... HELL, I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
The fans heat is deafening as CrimsonSkorpion nods and smirks at the fact that the fans obviously hate what he's saying.
CrimsonSkorpion:You idiots cheer the next hot thing in the company and HOPE he's the best and HOPE he can be HALF the wrestler I am but the fact is I am the best the business has to offer today! The fat ***** in the crowd with their grimy, ignorant children with no understand of the word respect, who would try to get their slimy and disgusting fingers all over me and touch me and beg and plead for a high five or my t-shirt or an autograph when they're wearing a ColePens t-shirt or a CPrice t-shirt or HELL an Icicles t-shirt!
CrimsonSkorpion is getting red in the face, shouting now, getting angry as the promo progresses, but also having to speak over the ridiculous heat he's getting from the rabid crowd.
CrimsonSkorpion:So I took matters into my own hands. Nearly five months of pandering to you idiots... I realized that nice guys finish last, and it proved throughout my run in the HFWF that that is very much true.
The fans boo and start another "you suck" chant towards CrimsonSkorpion.
CrimsonSkorpion:I want you all to forget about the CrimsonSkorpion who would do things to please you. I want you to forget about the CrimsonSkorpion who would sign autographs for you, give you a high five on my way down the ramp or even look at your disgusting, obese children... because that CrimsonSkorpion is dead. (MAJOR heat). From now on, it's all about the CrimsonSkorpion from last night, that destroyed his "friend" ColePens and that 7 foot goofball with long hair from the 70s and that stupid goatee from a wannabe rock band, Icicles.
The fans pop at Icicles mention and start an Icicles chant, but suddenly...
"Sabotage" hits and the fans instantly turn to more heat. StraightEdge walks out with his own HFWF t-shirt and has a Revolution t-shirt in his hands. StraightEdge smirks as he stands on the top of the stage and holds the shirt in the air. StraightEdge throws the shirt on the stage and stomps all over it and rubs his boots on it and walks down the ramp with a smirk on his face. StraightEdge runs up the steel steps and enters the ring through the middle rope and right away, shakes hands with CrimsonSkorpion and hugs him in the middle of the ring. StraightEdge walks to the corner and grabs a microphone from the timekeeper.
StraightEdge:See, many people have been wondering the same thing, blowing up my twitter. Why are you joined with CrimsonSkorpion now? Why did CrimsonSkorpion do what he did? Why did you go after CPrice and End of Line? (laughs) You see, it's quite simple with me as well. Those punks in The Revolution, especially CPrice, have treated me with NOTHING but disrespect since the get go!
The fans cheer and start a "StraightEdge sucks" chants as StraightEdge shakes his head and smirks.
StraightEdge:They treated a not one, but two time HFWF World Champion with disrespect. See, I MADE The Revolution relevant! If it weren't for me, The Revolution would be absolutely nothing! The entire group was revelant because of me and because of my two HFWF World Championship reigns and that's more than anyone else in that group can say.
The fans boo, but StraightEdge is quick to follow up...
StraightEdge:And yet those ungrateful and disrespectful ingrates didn't appreciate me and my contributions to the group. And that's what triggered all this. See, CrimsonSkorpion and myself devised a master plan before Aftershock that would shake the very foundation of the HFWF to the core and we did just that last night!
The fans boo, but CrimsonSkorpion is quick to speak again...
CrimsonSkorpion:Now, WE run the business! CrimsonSkorpion, StraightEdge, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins, we run the business! And because we run the business, our first line of action is... that first round match up in the Gold Rush tournament for the HFWF World Championship between myself and StraightEdge... it's not happening and we're both advancing to the next round automatically!
CrimsonSkorpion and StraightEdge laugh hysterically and hug in the middle of the ring as the fans pour TONS of heat on this and suddenly...
"Unbreakable" hits and the arena EXPLODES! After about 10 seconds of letting his music play, CPrice finally comes out from behind the curtain with a microphone in hand and CPrice stops and looks into the crowd, taken aback by the pop. CPrice smirks as he puts his hand to his ear and encourages the fans to be louder. CPrice stands on the top of the stage and looks into the ring and laughs.
The music stops and CPrice waits to speak as the fans are going INSANE with a huge "CPrice" chant. CPrice smirks as he soaks in the cheers on the stage and then looks into the ring at CrimsonSkorpion and StraightEdge.
CPrice:You know, first I want to touch on this little thing you said, StraightEdge. You claim to have brought relevancy to The Revolution because of your two HFWF World Championship reigns and that it's more than anyone else in the group can say, yet you fail to explain to these people HOW you won the championship two times!
The fans pop as StraightEdge is shaking his head.
CPrice:Don't shake your head at me you little jackass! You see, everyone knows, everyone in the back, everyone in the arena, everyone watching at home, HELL, everyone in the whole damn world knows that the only reason you won the championship two times is because of The Revolution, boy!
The fans pop as StraightEdge is getting angry.
StraightEdge:NO, NO! I WON'T STAN...
The fans go insane as CPrice stands on the stage and gives StraightEdge a death stare as StraightEdge shakes his head and looks angry.
CPrice:If anyone is ungrateful, StraightEdge, take a mirror and look at it, because I'm standing here and I'm looking at you and I see 250 pounds of ungrateful crap!
The fans go insane as StraightEdge walks around the ring and is getting angry, kicking at the ropes and punching the turnbuckles.
CPrice:And CrimsonSkorpion, congratulations, you finally grew some balls and yet, it still ended the same way it always does and that was me giving you the stunner in the middle of that very ring!
The fans pop as CrimsonSkorpion looks at CPrice and doesn't look to please. The fans erupt in another "CPrice" chant as CPrice nods along to the chants and acknowledges the crowd.
CrimsonSkorpion:Look here, you little punk! I don't know how you do things now that you've gone soft, but StraightEdge and I think the talking stops and if you're man enough, you come into this ring and you fight like a man!
The fans give a mixed reaction, booing at what CrimsonSkorpion said but popping at the fight proposal. CPrice smirks on the stage.
CPrice:I ain't gone soft, boy, I'm still the baddest son of a ***** in the HFWF (pop), but I also got a brain in my head and it's telling me that two on one, that doesn't end well for CPrice no matter which way you look at it. And let's not forget you got the other two jackasses probably hiding out in the crowd somewhere.
CPrice pauses as he looks in the ring. The camera shows CrimsonSkorpion and StraightEdge laughing in the ring as they look at each other.
CrimsonSkorpion:So what you're saying is... you're scared!?
The fans boo as CPrice lowers his eyebrows and looks at CrimsonSkorpion like he's an idiot.
CPrice:I wasn't finished. All that being said, I will come down to that ring and fight you two... (BIG POP)... but I brought some back up with me!
The fans pop and all look toward the stage as CPrice stands on the stage and looks at CrimsonSkorpion and StraightEdge, who look confused.
THE LIGHTS FLICKER ON AND OFF! The arena goes CRAZY! The lights go out COMPLETELY NOW! The fans are going insane!
After a few sounds of branches rustling up against each other in the arena are heard, the lights turn back on...
CPRICE AND ICICLES ARE IN THE RING AND STARING DOWN CRIMSONSKORPION AND STRAIGHTEDGE! CrimsonSkorpion and StraightEdge are shocked and scared as CPrice and Icicles charge at them! CPrice goes after StraightEdge and nails him with hard rights as he backs him into the corner and Icicles NAILS CrimsonSkorpion with a HUGE big boot! CPrice stomps away at StraightEdge until he's seated in the corner and StraightEdge uses that to his advantage and rolls out of the ring and bails! StraightEdge runs around the ring and shakes the effects of the punches and stomps off. Icicles has CrimsonSkorpion by the throat... but StraightEdge grabs CrimsonSkorpion by the ankles and pulls him out of the ring! StraightEdge and CrimsonSkorpion back up the ramp and stare at Icicles and CPrice in anger and shock as CPrice and Icicles stand by the ropes and watch StraightEdge and CrimsonSkorpion leave. StraightEdge and CrimsonSkorpion get to the top of the stage and are looking down at Icicles and CPrice, who continue to stare holes through StraightEdge and CrimsonSkorpion. StraightEdge and CrimsonSkorpion quickly bail and leave behind the curtain as CPrice and Icicles are now staring at each other and nodding at each other in approval. The cameras get a final shot of CPrice and Icicles in the ring and then fade and show graphics.
1st Round Tournament Match - Legendary AC vs. Fro (LATER TONIGHT)
1st Round Tournament Match - OmniSlash vs. iRep (LATER TONIGHT)
1st Round Tournament Match - CrimsonSkorpion vs. StraightEdge (LATER TONIGHT)
1st Round Tournament Match - End of Line vs. Marf (NEXT)
We come back and we see Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel alongside Todd Grisham.
Todd Grisham:Folks, my guests at this time, Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd. Gentlemen, last night, you came very close to winning the tag team championships, but you just got beat at the end, your thoughts?
Tyson Kidd:You know what, Todd, we did come close. We were the better team last night and we came so close to victory we could taste it, and then we let it slip. Well the next time we get in the ring with OmniSlash and Legendary AC for the tag titles, it's a different story.
Justin Gabriel:International Airstrike WILL be the tag team cham....
Justin Gabriel stops and looks ahead in confusion. Tyson Kidd puts his hands on his hips and looks on in confusion as well. Suddenly, CHARLIE HAAS AND SHELTON BENJAMIN WALK INTO THE SCENE! The fans pop live!
Shelton Benjamin:Next time? (laughs) See, there's a new tag team in the HFWF... you're going to need to earn your shot and defeat The World's Greatest Tag Team.
Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel go face to face with Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas... and suddenly, all four men look in a different direction. REY MYSTERIO AND SIN CARA COME INTO THE SCENE! The fans pop even MORE!
Rey Mysterio:There's TWO new teams in the HFWF.
All three teams stare each other down and the cameras fade.
We go to another area backstage and we see iRep walking down the halls.
iRep:Ay yo, MARF! MARF WHERE YOU AT SON?
iRep is walking through the halls and stops to open up a door and looks in and sees no one. iRep continues down the halls and sees a door that reads
"DO NOT ENTER"
on it in poor handwriting.
iRep:That looks like Marf's writing dawg, what the hell is this punk ass up to?
iRep inspects the paper again.
iRep:Is that oil? What da hell?
Suddenly, rap music heard from the room and iRep has a smile.
iRep:That's my JAM, DAWG!
iRep rubs his hands together with a big smile and opens the door and FREEZES as he walks in and surveys the scene. The smile on iRep's face slowly turns into a look of shock and horror. The camera pans inside the room and sees... a young, hot blonde in only her bra and panties tied to a chair... AND BIG DICK JOHNSON. Big Dick Johnson has a top hat on, sunglasses and a g-string that is sadly for the viewers, getting lost in all his fat even more than usual and is spraying oil all over himself and the girl. Big Dick Johnson throws the bottle of the oil back and starts giving the female a lap dance with the girl rubbing her face all over Big Dick Johnson's back fat. The camera goes back to iRep, who looks like he's seen a ghost and also looks like he's sick to his stomach. iRep holds his stomach and backs out of the room and closes the door quickly. iRep stands outside the door and puts a closed fist over his mouth and rubs his eyes.
iRep:I did not just see that...
iRep suddenly gags... AND THROWS UP ALL OVER THE FLOOR. iRep continues vomiting on the floor and once he stops, lets out a groan and staggers down the hall and we go back live.
We see the commentators and John Kong looks like he's laughing while Zander Lander is in shock.
Zander Lander:Seriously? We have male strippers in the HFWF?
John Kong:Oh my god... poor iRep.
Zander Lander:I slept with that girl...
Zander Lander looks in disgust.
"I'm a Pie Man" hits and Marf comes out to a nice pop from the fans. Marf comes out with out any pies and even acknowledges it on the top of the stage, holding his hands out and looking at them, pie-less. Marf puts his hand on his chin and then points it up, motioning he's thought of it and then motions around his waist. Marf runs down the ramp and slaps some fans hands and then rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. Marf jumps up to his feet and walks to the corner and gets up on the second turnbuckle and motions around his waist.
"Enter Sandman" hits and End of Line comes out from behind the curtain to a nice pop from the fans. End of Line hops on the stage and rotates his arms and neck and then walks down the ramp. End of Line jumps up on to the apron and looks into the ring at his opponent. End of Line looks into both sides of the crowd and then jumps over the top rope and into the ring.
Round 1 of Gold Rush for the HFWF World Championship
End of Line vs. Marf
Putting over his face turn, when Marf extended his hand to End of Line for a handshake, End of Line shook his hand to an applause from the fans and the match began, nearly 40 minutes into the show. From the pace these two were moving at early, we could tell it wouldn't be a long match. Marf used some speed to his advantage early, catching End of Line sleeping at a few moments where he would get him from behind with blows, which didn't do much to End of Line. End of Line fought back and the fans were quick to get on End of Line's side, which distracted Marf and actually made him sad, signaling to the fans that they were going to make him cry. This hurt Marf, because this is what got End of Line on the offense and kept it that way for the rest of the match. End of Line used power moves, wowing the fans with military press slams into powerslams, HUGE spears, etc. End of Line lookd to debut a new finisher, still a powerbomb, but instead of multiple powerbombs, he used a regular sitout powerbomb with such a force and went for the cover... and that was that! END OF LINE ADVANCES TO THE 2ND ROUND!
Winner: End of Line @ 2:47
The fans popped at End of Line's win. End of Line got up and the referee raised his arm up in the air. End of Line stands against the ropes and has a smirk on his face as he looks into the hard camera. The cameras fade and we take a look at the tournament graphic now...
We come back live and End of Line is posing on the second turnbuckle and looking into the crowd. We get a shot of Marf backing up the ramp and looking sad as he holds his back in pain. Marf looks like he's about to cry, when suddenly... FRO RUNS IN FROM BEHIND! Fro turns Marf around and NAILS him with a hard right! Fro is taking it to Marf with hard rights until he's against the barricade! Fro is not letting up, but Marf finds an opening and KICKS Fro in the gut! Fro holds his ribs in pain and Marf retaliates with hard rights of his own to Fro, which send him backing up the ramp. Marf and Fro exchange blows up the ramp until they're behind the curtain.
Back in the ring, End of Line is standing in the middle of the ring and looking on in confusion at that, and suddenly... DEAN AMBROSE AND SETH ROLLINS JUMP THE BARRICADE, ENTER THE RING AND JUMP END OF LINE! They take End of Line down to the mat and are nailing him with clobbering blows to the back and back of the head! They're going CRAZY! Seth Rollins sits End of Line up and Dean Ambrose bounces off the ropes and back and NAILS End of Line in the jaw with a HUGE kick! End of Line drops to the mat and holds his jaw in pain as the fans are filling the arena with heat, but suddenly, the fans pop BIG!
COLEPENS IS SHOWN RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP! ColePens slides into the ring, but Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins quickly bail out of the ring and stand against it. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins look into the ring at ColePens, who's challenging them to bring it on. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins whisper at each other and they seem to agree... Ambrose gives the "cut" sign to his throat and shakes his head and Rollins and Ambrose approach the barricade and hop it to MAJOR heat from the fans. Ambrose and Rollins back away from the ring and stare down ColePens, who looks angry and shakes his head as Ambrose and Rollins back away and disappear into the crowd. ColePens checks on End of Line and the cameras fade.
We're backstage and Todd Grisham is alongside OmniSlash.
OmniSlash snatches the mic and pushes Todd Grisham out of the picture.
OmniSlash:This is Omni's picture, get the hell out, Toad! Let's get it out of the way and let's make it clear, shall we. Yes, it seems the Tag Team Championships are a hot commodity! AC and Omni have them, three other teams seem to want 'em, that's fine by me, but see, I'm not going to put that in my mind right now because I have something BIG on the horizon. See, Omni always dreams and thinks big and tonight the journey to stardome begins, because tonight, OmniSlash goes one-on-one with iRep to determine who advances in the Gold Rush tournament for the HFWF World Championship. iRep... look out, because you're first on the list.
OmniSlash stops and looks ahead. CPrice walks into the picture and the fans EXPLODE.
CPrice:Get AC and come to the locker room, I wanna talk to you guys.
OmniSlash looks at CPrice and nods. CPrice walks out of the scene and the scene fades.
CAGED IN PROMO - features CPrice, CrimsonSkorpion, ColePens, Icicles, End of Line, StraightEdge, OmniSlash, Legendary AC, Topshelf, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, NYGRYK, Bryan Danielson and Big Fat Cat.
We go backstage and we see Icicles in a dimly lit room, walking back and forth. Icicles stops and looks into the camera and slicks his hair back. Icicles seethes.
Icicles:Last night, CrimsonSkorpion showed disrespect to me. Well, CrimsonSkorpion, they say you should think before you act. Obviously, you didn't do that. Just look at the last guy that disrespected me. Coado was lit on fire in a hearse last night and he's gone. CrimsonSkorpion, let this be a warning to you, you won't be able to hide behind your cronies for longer and my back won't be turned forever. Last night, you got the better of me with my back turned and with three other guys by your side. It's not going to happen again. It's just a matter of time... before I get my hands on you, CrimsonSkorpion... and I show you more pain and suffering than Coado did.
Icicles seethes and the camera switches over.
We go to the locker room and we see CPrice and End of Line standing in front of OmniSlash, Legendary AC and Topshelf. The fans pop.
CPrice:It's been obvious for a long time that there's been a jackass mole in the group, and we figured that out last night when StraightEdge turned his back on us. Now I want to know, Topshelf, OmniSlash, Legendary AC... stand beside End of Line and myself and stay strong, or join that piece of crap and stand against us!
CPrice and End of Line look at them as they sit in their chairs. They all look at each other, and all three of them stand up and face CPrice and End of Line. They look at each other once more, nod, and extend fists to End of Line and CPrice. They all give each other props as CPrice smirks and the fans pop live.
The fans pop as all five men smirk at each other and the cameras fade and we come back live to the arena.
"American Ambassador" hits and the fans fill the arena with heat as red, white and blue lighting is on the stage. NYGRYK walks out waving the American flag back and forth and walks into the spotlight. NYGRYK stops waving the flag and looks down at his waist and points at the United States Championship and then continues down the ramp waving the flag back and forth. NYGRYK climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring and waves the flag as he's in the ring. NYGRYK takes a mic from the ring announcer and NYGRYK has a big smile on his face as he rests the American flag over his shoulder.
NYGRYK:Well, well, well, another challenger and another win for NYGRYK, YOUR American Ambassador! Last night at Aftershock, I proved that I am the greatest United States Champion in the history of the wrestling industry when I defeated that wannabe, Bryan Danielson!
The fans boo as NYGRYK smirks as he looks into the crowd.
NYGRYK:I've seen the word 'cheater' thrown out to describe me and my win at Aftershock. All I have to say about that is... I'm sorry I am smarter than you. (boos) You see, it's not my fault that I use my intelligence to my advantage! I'm not like the typical American, I actually have intelligence, so I use it, and look where it has gotten me!
The fans boo as NYGRYK looks into the crowd with a smile.
NYGRYK:I am the longest reigning singles champion in the HFWF and I plan on holding this United States Championship FOREVER! (major heat) This is why I call myself the American Ambassador. This is why I am the perfect example for the American people to model themselves after! Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, it is great to be me!
The fans boo NYGRYK big time at that comment as NYGRYK winks into the crowd and readjusts the American flag on his shoulder.
NYGRYK:Now, if you would all please rise up out your chairs and stand on your feet and please welcome my good friend, Antonio Cesaro!
"Antonio, Antonio" hits and Antonio Cesaro walks out to a chorus of boos from the fans. Antonio Cesaro walks out with a nice suit on and stands on the top of the stage. Antonio Cesaro walks down the ramp and eyes his friend, NYGRYK, pointing at him. Antonio Cesaro climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring. Antonio Cesaro shakes NYGRYK's hand and then gets a microphone.
Antonio Cesaro:People are wondering why I did what I did last night. People say I ruined a great match between NYGRYK and Bryan Danielson. People say I had no right to stick my nose in something that didn't concern me. Well you see, that is where you're wrong. I was at the arena and I decided to be a good friend and help out NYGRYK and to make my presence felt in the HFWF.
Antonio Cesaro nods as the fans boo.
Antonio Cesaro:Now, I have a message for the people of this despicable nation. You people are disgusting. You look at a man like NYGRYK and you BOO him. You boo one of the few hopes for this country when you should be modeling yourselves after him! If more people were like NYGRYK, then America would rise out of the dumps and become the powerful nation it once was!
The fans boo.
Antonio Cesaro:I look in the crowd and I see a bunch of fat, disgusting people who look like they haven't showered for weeks. Is this the America you're proud of!?
The fans boo and Cesaro turns to NYGRYK.
Antonio Cesaro:I'm sorry, NYGRYK, but it seems, not only will these people not listen to you, but now they're not going to listen to me either. It seems these people are too stupid to realize the truth. (boos) I came here to help out my friend NYGRYK and I did just that, you SHUT UP!
The fans boo even more now as NYGRYK and Cesaro shake their heads.
Antonio Cesaro:And because I helped my friend, NYGRYK, he promised me a United States Championship match, because that is the friend he is!
The fans give a mixed reaction and NYGRYK looks on in confusion in the background. His eyebrows are lowered and he's shaking his head. NYGRYK and Antonio Cesaro look face to face and they both look to be confused, suddenly...
"The Final Countdown" hits and Bryan Danielson comes out to a BIG pop from the fans. Bryan Danielson has a mic in hand as he stands mid-ramp.
Bryan Danielson:Hold on just a second, first, NYGRYK, you didn't beat ANYBODY fairly.
Antonio Cesaro:You know what!? You're right, Danielson. NYGRYK didn't beat anybody fairly. In fact, in my HFWF debut, I proved I am better than you, Danielson.
Bryan Danielson smirks and approaches the ring. Bryan Danielson climbs up the steel steps and slowly enters the ring.
Bryan Danielson:Well there's only one way to find out, isn't there?
The fans start chanting "YES! YES! YES!" and NYGRYK, from out of nowhere, tries to nail Danielson with the United States Championship, but Danielson dodges it and runs towards Antonio Cesaro and takes him donw with a running knee to the face! The fans pop as Danielson jumps up and NAILS NYGRYK with a kick to the head! NYGRYK drops to his knees and then to the mat and rolls out of the ring with the United States Championship in his grip. Danielson stands tall and looks down at Antonio Cesaro on the mat. Bryan Danielson looks into the crowd with a smirk as the fans all chant "YES! YES! YES!" and Danielson nods along to the chants with a smile on his face. The cameras fade...
We go backstage and see Fro walking down the halls.
We come back live and we see Antonio Cesaro mumbling to himself as he's walking through the parking lot holding his jaw. Antonio Cesaro looks angry and then stops abruptly and looks ahead.
Antonio Cesaro:WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
The camera looks ahead... IT'S COLT CABANA AND HE'S INSIDE ANTONIO CESARO'S CAR! The fans pop at Cabana's sighting.
Colt Cabana:Hey man, what's up?
Antonio Cesaro:What the hell are you doing?
Colt Cabana:I'm just going to pick up a friend, I swear, I'll bring the car back!
Colt Cabana starts driving off slowly picking up the speed, but not before Antonio Cesaro chases the car and jumps up on the trunk! Antonio Cesaro eventually crawls up on top of the roof and STANDS UP ON IT, looking like he's surfing on top of the roof of the car that Cabana has stolen from Antonio! Cabana drives out of the garage! Where are they going!?
We come back live...
"Raining Money" hits and Fro walks out to a good amount of heat from the fans. Fro has a big smile on his face as he walks down the ramp with the HFWF Television Championship up high in the air. Fro shows the title off to some fans and then slowly climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring. Before Fro can pose at all in the ring...
"Legendary" hits and the fans give a decent pop for Legendary AC. Legendary AC walks out with the tag team championship on his shoulder. Legendary AC walks down the ramp and doesn't take his eyes off Fro. Legendary AC climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring and stands in the opposite corner of Fro.
Round 1 of Gold Rush for the HFWF World Championship
Legendary AC vs. Fro
The match started off fast paced and hot, which if the pattern holds up, means another shorter match. Legendary AC ends up taking control of the match as he backs Fro into the corner and nails him with chops across the chest. Legendary AC starts getting in offensive maneuvers, connecting with snap suplexes and back breakers as he turns the focus to the back of Fro. Legendary AC continues some mat based offense focusing on the back of Fro and then applies a Camel Clutch submission, but after a few moments of being locked in it, Fro battles out and backs AC into the corner which gives him the opening. The match has not followed the pattern, well, at least it didn't end as quick as Marf vs. End of Line. Fro starts using power moves to attack Legendary AC and hurt him quickly as Fro is obviously the bigger man in this match. Legendary AC attempts to hit a Burning Hammer on Fro, but Fro climbs down his shoulder and attempts a big clothesline, but AC dodges it and gives Fro a back kick into the gut. Just as Legendary AC is attempting the burning hammer again...
...FARM IS BACK! FARM RUNS DOWN TO THE RING... and it looks like he's been somewhere. He's still fat, but he's tan and he's completely naked except for a leaf covering his penis. Farm slides into the ring and dances in the ring as Legendary AC and Fro look confused, and Farm... PULLS THE LEAF OFF HIS PRIVATES! The fans laugh in the crowd as Farm does a ridiculous dance. Farm rolls out of the ring and leaves through the crowd as the fans are - for some reason - cheering this. Legendary AC is standing against the ropes and doesn't believe what he's seen, but Fro takes advantage... AND HITS A HUGE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! Fro goes for the cover... AND THAT'S IT! Fro advances!
Winner: Fro @ 6:04
The fans boo as Fro pops up to his feet and raises his arms in the air. The referee tries to hold his arm up, but Fro pushes the referee away and raises his own arms up. Fro walks to the apron and grabs the Television Championship and celebrates with it. The cameras show a graphic for the tournament again...
We come back live and Legendary AC is sitting up in the ring and holding the back of his head, looking confused at what he just saw. Fro is on top of the stage and raising his arms in victory. He has the HFWF Television Championship around his shoulder and points to the championship and then yells "World Championship" and motions around his waist as he laughs and the cameras fade backstage.
We go backstage and we see Jussi in a wheelchair with a puppy on his lap. Jussi is wheeling himself down the halls and the puppy is looking at him and crying. Jussi stops in front of a door and consoles his puppy by kissing him... and the dog uses a lot of tongue.
Jussi:Daddy is gonna be OK, I promise. Yes he is! Yes he is!
Suddenly, the door that Jussi stopped in front of opens... and it's BIG DICK JOHNSON. The fans pop live as Big Dick Johnson has shades on, baby oil and whipped cream all over his body, and is now holding his junk in his right hand... I guess the g-string is off. Big Dick Johnson looks around and then down and sees Jussi with the puppy. Big Dick Johnson PICKS UP the puppy and holds it by his side. Big Dick Johnson looks at it... and then looks at its ass...
Big Dick Johnson:This will do!
The fans let a ':O' reaction as Jussi is in utter shock. The door closes and Jussi is wide-eyed, shocked and doesn't know what to do! Poor puppy...
NEXT WEEK: The World's Greatest Tag Team vs. Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara in a No.1 Contenders Match for Caged In
UP NEXT: OmniSlash vs. iRep - 1st Round of HFWF Gold Rush World Championship Tournament
We come back live and iRep is in the ring already and OmniSlash is already mid-entrance.
Round 1 of Gold Rush for the HFWF World Championship
iRep vs. OmniSlash
The fans are on Omni's side early, chanting "Omni". iRep plays the heel in this match, using cheap tactics to get the best of OmniSlash. If he's not playing the heel, he's at least playing the tweener. The match is a back and forth battle between the two men, Omni getting some shots in and the fans getting on his side, but iRep mainly getting the advantage and building sympathy for OmniSlash. iRep hits OmniSlash with a big superplex and Omni looks out of it, but Omni kicked out at 2! The fans were hot for Omni and started cheering for him, which got him some more momentum. Omni was giving it to iRep and went for the Omni Bottom, but iRep countered it and hit a superkick! Suddenly... FRO ran down and jumped up on the apron, but iRep HIT Fro with a superkick! The referee turns his attention to Fro and tells him to get the hell out. When iRep turns around, Omni catches him in position for the Omni Bottom, but iRep drops to his knees and LOW BLOWS OmniSlash! iRep pops up when the referee turns around, gets OmniSlash in position for his own move... AND IREP HITS THE OMNI BOTTOM ON OMNISLASH! iRep goes for the cover... AND IT'S OVER! IREP ADVANCES!
Winner: iRep @ 7:22
iRep gets to his knees and the fans pour the heat on as iRep looks 'surprised' and gets up to his feet. iRep demands the referee hold his arm up in the air and the fans boo as iRep looks down at OmniSlash, who's holding his groin as he rolls out of the ring. iRep looks outside the ring and looks down at Fro, who's sitting against the barricade. Fro shakes his head as he looks at iRep and iRep smirks and says Fro isn't better than him. The cameras fade...
We get hightlights from Big Fat Cat vs. Rhino with SheamusFan as guest enforcer at Aftershock and we get Syn Shadow's return highlighted.
We come back live and the cameras are focused on the top of the titantron... BIG FAT CAT AND SYN SHADOW ARE SITTING ON TOP OF IT! The fans pop as Big Fat Cat and Syn Shadow look into the crowd and nod as they both have microphones.
Big Fat Cat:Isn't this a familiar scene, Syn.
Big Fat Cat:I'd give you a hug to make you feel better, but monsters don't hug...
Syn Shadow nods.
Syn Shadow:But see, I wouldn't want a hug anyways! See this is how we fought!
Big Fat Cat:That's true, Mr. Shadow. We fought like men! We earned each others respect by pushing each other to our physical limits!
Syn Shadow:SheamusFan has wronged both of us for his own personal gain... and now it's going to come back and bite him in the ass!
Big Fat Cat:That's correct, because you see, SheamusFan, myself and Syn Shadow have come together! We're a team now! And we're going to take you down! And we're going to knock you out!
Syn Shadow:And you know what I see in our future, Cat?
Big Fat Cat:What do you see, Mr. Shadow?
Syn Shadow:The tag team championships!
The fans pop big as Syn Shadow and Big Fat Cat nod. Big Fat Cat and Syn Shadow look at each other, raise the mics up and speak together in unison...
Big Fat Cat AND Syn Shadow:Big... Fat... Syn!
The fans pop as we go backstage.
We see NYGRYK walking down the halls with the American flag on his shoulder and the United States Championship around his waist. He starts waving the American flag back and forth and stops as he passes by a random person.
NYGRYK continues down the halls and stops as he comes across a hot young female, brunette girl with a bunch of papers in her hand. The girl smiles as NYGRYK smiles.
NYGRYK:I know you wanna touch it.
The girl's smile looks into a look of disgust and she walks off as NYGRYK looks angry. He looks back and watches her leave.
NYGRYK:I meant the championship! I'm the American Ambassador, dammit! You're not worthy anyways.
NYGRYK turns around and stops. He looks back one more time and watches her leave and turns back forward and continues down the halls as he looks impressed.
NYGRYK:She's got a nice ass, though.
NYGRYK walks down and sees the door that says
"DO NOT ENTER"
on it. NYGRYK looks confused as he hears rap music coming out of the room.
NYGRYK:That is not the anthem of our great country.
NYGRYK opens the door and looks in SHOCK to say the least. What a face he has on from seeing this!
NYGRYK:THAT IS UNAMERICAN! ...WHAT THE HELL, MAN!? TAKE HER HAND OUT OF THERE!
The dog barks and NYGRYK quickly closes the door and tries to shake the image of what he just saw out of his head. NYGRYK continues down the halls and yells "AMERICAN AMBASSADOR!" Suddenly, NYGRYK stops and hides the American flag. NYGRYK slowly moves forward...
...AND CPRICE IS IN THE SHOT! The fans pop BIG again as CPrice looks at NYGRYK and doesn't look too pleased.
CPrice:You flap your gums, that's all you do. (laughs) I hope we meet in that ring sometime soon so I can whoop your ass.
The fans pop as NYGRYK and CPrice go face to face and the cameras fade.
We go to an outside shot of Fresno and we see Antonio Cesaro walking down a random street that doesn't look too good. He's holding his ribs as he's walking down the street and wondering where the hell he is. Obviously, he's walked into a certain area of town because these women wearing short short skirts and skimpy bras start approaching Antonio Cesaro. Antonio Cesaro has to take a quick glance to see if the camera is still following him and when he sees it, he quickly moves the girls away from him. Antonio Cesaro shakes his head.
Suddenly, Antonio Cesaro stops and actually has to look up! The camera shows a 6'8" 450 POUND HOOKER! The fans in the arena laugh as Antonio Cesaro looks in shock. The hooker grabs Antonio Cesaro by the throat and DRAGS him into a dark alley! Poor Antonio!
Antonio Cesaro:HELP! ...don't touch me there! HELP!
UP NEXT: CrimsonSkorpion vs. StraightEdge - 1st Round of Gold Rush World Championship tournament
We go backstage and see SheamusFan and Rhino backstage.
SheamusFan:Big Fat Cat and Syn Shadow like talking a lot! Those damn sons of *****es! You know what... next week, Rhino, you're going to shut one of them up! Next week, Rhino vs. Big Fat Cat... INSIDE A STEEL CAGE! (pop) With the special referee being... ME! (MAJOR HEAT)
SheamusFan smirks as Rhino nods and seethes and the fans boo. We fade to the ring.
"Sabotage" hits and StraightEdge walks out with an angry look on his face to a big amount of heat from the fans. StraightEdge looks into the crowd and then quickly walks down the ramp, looking angry and like he wants to get this over with. StraightEdge climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring through the middle rope and right away...
"Crimson Thunder" hits to a DEAFENING amount of heat from the fans. CrimsonSkorpion has a hoodie on as he looks at his opponent and shakes his head. CrimsonSkorpion slowly walks down the ramp as he can't believe he has to face StraightEdge. CrimsonSkorpion hops up on the top step of the steel steps and doesn't do his normal pose as he enters the ring through the middle rope and shakes his head at the fact that he has to go through with the match. CrimsonSkorpion takes off his hoodie.
Round 1 of Gold Rush for the HFWF World Championship
CrimsonSkorpion vs. StraightEdge
CrimsonSkorpion and StraightEdge spent two minutes going around in circles in the ring not wanting to hit each other. Eventually, they stop circling and actually talk to each other about what to do in the ring, when suddenly...
END OF LINE came out to a big pop from the fans. CrimsonSkorpion and StraightEdge were confused as End of Line entered the ring... AND END OF LINE NAILS CRIMSONSKORPION WITH A CLOTHESLINE! End of Line has cost StraightEdge the match!
Winner: CrimsonSkorpion via disqualification @ 2:39
The fans pop big as End of Line stands over CrimsonSkoprion and stares at StraightEdge. StraightEdge is angry as **** that he's lost his opportunity and End of Line SMIRKS at StraightEdge. End of Line faces StraightEdge and motions at StraightEdge to "bring it on!" The arena explodes as StraightEdge charges at End of Line, but End of Line tackles StraightEdge! The two men start exchanging blows on the mat and going back and forth! End of Line mounts StraightEdge and looks to be getting the advantage, but CrimsonSkorpion recovers and TACKLES End of Line down! StraightEdge recovers and both, CrimsonSkorpion and StraightEdge are attacking End of Line with clobbering blows on the mat! StraightEdge is nailing End of Line in the temple with hard elbows while CrimsonSkorpion is nailing him with hard body shots!
The fans pop big... COLEPENS RUNS DOWN! ColePens enters the ring and CrimsonSkorpion jumps up and tackles ColePens, but ColePens rolls him over and mounts him and nails him with hard rights and lefts. Almost instantly though, the arena fills with boos! DEAN AMBROSE AND SETH ROLLINS RUN IN! They tackle ColePens down to the mat and Ambrose and Rollins are nailing ColePens with excessive and furious rights and lefts on the mat. CrimsonSkorpion gets up and helps StraightEdge with End of Line! It's a 4-on-2 beat down! This isn't fair, dammit! Suddenly...
THE LIGHTS FLICKER ON AND OFF! The lights go off completely! The fans go INSANE!
"Icicles" hits and Icicles walks out from behind the curtain to a MASSIVE pop from the fans. Icicles is quickly down at the ring and jumps up on the apron and enters the ring through the middle rope.
Almost instantly, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins jump up off ColePens and they tackle Icicles into the corner and contain him! Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are nailing Icicles with body shots. CrimsonSkorpion gets off End of Line and takes care of ColePens by himself. The fans are chanting "CPRICE" as ColePens, Icicles and End of Line are in trouble. Icicles starts fighting back against Ambrose and Rollins and suddenly...
"Unbreakable" hits and CPrice comes out to a HUGE POP from the fans! CPrice runs down the ramp and slides into the ring!
Dean Ambrose runs at CPrice but CPrice NAILS Dean Ambrose with hard rights! Icicles gets at Rollins and throws him into the corner and nails him with hard rights and lefts to the face and body in the corner! CrimsonSkorpion gets up to his feet and attacks CPrice from behind, but almost instantly, ColePens is right there and tackles CrimsonSkorpion down to the mat and ColePens is giving it to CrimsonSkorpion with HUGE rights and lefts on the mat until CrimsonSkorpion just gets away as he slides out of the ring and walks around the ring and starts retreating up the ramp! Icicles has Seth Rollins by the throat... ICICLES LIFTS HIM UP AND PLANTS SETH ROLLINS IN THE MAT WITH A HUGE CHOKESLAM! Seth Rollins rolls out of the ring and CrimsonSkorpion checks on him. StraightEdge gets up off End of Line and runs at Icicles, but Icicles catches StraightEdge and LIFTS HIM UP OVER HIS HEAD IN A MILITARY PRESS POSITION! Icicles faces the direction of CrimsonSkorpion and ICICLES THROWS STRAIGHTEDGE ON CRIMSONSKORPION!
Icicles and ColePens are resting in the corner and End of Line is leaning against the bottom rope on the mat as CPrice is nailing Dean Ambrose with hard rights in the middle of the ring. Ambrose is up on his feet and runs at CPrice, but CPrice picks Ambrose up and PLANTS HIM IN THE MAT WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER! CPrice jumps up and walks around the ring and points at Ambrose and the fans go INSANE! CPrice picks Dean Ambrose up... KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND NAILS HIM WITH A HUGE STUNNER! Dean Ambrose staggers towards the ropes and END OF LINE CLOTHESLINES DEAN AMBROSE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
The fans go insane as End of Line, CPrice, Icicles and ColePens stand against the ropes and stare down CrimsonSkorpion, who's sitting on the floor with StraightEdge, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose scattered around him. CrimsonSkorpion sits Indian style and seethes as he looks in the ring at the four men. CrimsonSkorpion yells "THIS ISN'T OVER! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!" The camera shows End of Line, CPrice, ColePens and Icicles standing tall in the ring and the camera fades to close the show.
The HFWF logo flashes to officially end the show.
__________________________________________________ ______ Quick Results:
- End of Line def. Marf @ 2:47
- Fro def. Legendary AC @ 6:04
- iRep def. OmniSlash @ 7:22
- CrimsonSkorpion def. StraightEdge via disqualification @ 2:39
__________________________________________________ _______ Confirmed for 1/28/13 Slaughter:
Steel Cage Match with SheamusFan as Referee Big Fat Cat vs. Rhino
1st Round Match Up CPrice vs. Topshelf
1st Round Match Up ColePens vs. Bryan Danielson
1st Round Match Up Icicles vs. NYGRYK
1st Round Match Up Rhino vs. Jussi
They don't hang Conference Championship Banners from the rafters here. - Carey Price
The CPrice face turn and CrimsonSkorpion heel turn proved to be a good decision as HFWF has defeated WWE in ratings once again, and what makes this even worse from a WWE standpoint is that this past Raw was the go-home show for the Royal Rumble while HFWF was just coming off Aftershock.
The 1/21/13 edition of Monday Slaughter did a 3.22 rating, which is down from the 3.64 rating last week, but last week, ratings were up across the board to a level that isn't normal.
The 1/21/13 edition of Monday Night Raw did a 3.19 rating for the go-home show to the Royal Rumble, which featured a Rock vs. Punk promo exchange to close the show. This rating is down from the 3.79 rating last week.
Through three weeks of TV in 2013, HFWF has defeated WWE in two week in ratings and have defeated the WWE in ratings for their Monday show three out of the last four weeks, and it really seems like CPrice is catching on as a babyface and the fans are intrigued with CrimsonSkorpion, StraightEdge, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins as a new heel stable. This may not bode well for WWE.
There's been a lot of speculation on what the original plan for Aftershock's main event was and we have the details.
From an inside source, we can confirm that Icicles was supposed to be the third man all along to join the face team. CrimsonSkorpion's heel turn and the CPrice/End of Line face turns were not apart of the original plan, though.
The original plan called for the match to go about 20 minutes until Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins would arrive and destroy Icicles, ColePens and CrimsonSkorpion to cost them the match and have a little staredown with Revolution members, CPrice, End of Line and StraightEdge. In the following weeks, it would be revealed that The Revolution and Ambrose and Rollins would have a "loose alliance" with each other that would be called 'The Coalition'.
It's believed that Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins would have screwed CrimsonSkorpion and ColePens out of their tournament match ups and the entire thing would have led to the following main events for upcoming pay-per-views:
CPrice vs. Icicles
Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins vs. CrimsonSkorpion & ColePens
Obviously, the plan was changed when CPrice agreed to come back and the entire plans were changed to turn CrimsonSkorpion heel and finally capitalize on CPrice's reactions and turn him face, along with End of Line.
Now, it's likely we're going to see The Revolution vs. CrimsonSkorpion, StraightEdge, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins (who do not yet have a name for their group) until we hit the hot summer angles. OmniSlash and Legendary AC shouldn't have a problem getting over as faces because of Omni's charisma and Legendary AC's contributions to the wrestling business, but there is worry about how the fans will take Topshelf as a face. It's believed HFWF will have to try hard to get Topshelf over as a face.