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01-01-2013, 09:44 PM
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HeTexted is comedy gold.





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01-01-2013, 09:58 PM
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He's totally into her. Totally

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01-01-2013, 10:41 PM
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The caption: "I understand we work together and we have a great friendship, yet he is always the one to start saying suggestive things towards me. I would make a move but I'm just not sure he's into me..."

This cannot be serious.

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SheTexted is coming soon

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"I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left."

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Im scared my cousin likes me... What do you think?

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01-02-2013, 03:29 AM
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Favourite one so far.



"I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left."
Mother of god. I think we have a winner

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"I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left."
that has GOT to be a troll

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that has GOT to be a troll
Juzmo

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was the guy?

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"I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left."
OMG

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"Met a really hot French guy a few days ago and even though I was hesitant, we ended up at his place and hooked up. He gave me a bag of Skittles before letting me go to the cab. He's a really busy guy so he doesn't text much but I want to see him again. Do French guys usually give out free candy??"

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you get shot for that sort of thing in Florida. Skittles is serious business.

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I've been with this guy for 11 months. Things were going great until a few months in he tells me he wishes I had blue eyes and blonde hair. I have dark hair and dark eyes. To complicate matters he used to be a former white supremacist and I'm not white. I sometimes wonder why he's with me. He tells me I'm beautiful and that he wants to get married
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HE TEXTED ME THIS...



...SO NOW I'M WONDERING?

I just gave him my number what does this mean does he like me or does he have an eye problem. I'm not shallow but eye problems=ewwwwwww


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