Chris Nolan to direct... the lockout ends but the top is still spinning. NHL GM's tattoo rules to themselves so that they can remember them when they wake up each day. We find out that Dan Sedin isn't a twin but a duplicate, David Backes' middle name is Robin, Bob Mac can't sleep and Biz Nasty dresses up like a cat... just because.
Theme song... Dregerface set to the tune of Poker Face.
If Lynch were the director, federal negotiator would be like Cowboy from Mulholland Drive... He'd say to Bettman and Fehr "You will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad."