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01-07-2013, 06:55 AM
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A few years ago we had a "Attractive NHL players" thread

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01-07-2013, 08:05 AM
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this is a 99% male board--why do we want to understand each other
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01-07-2013, 12:24 PM
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DUDE

this is a 99% male board--why do we want to understand each other

if we have a problem--he beat the crap out of each other and then go for a beer

however--if we want to start comparing nore how ****ed females and we can not understand their wackiness--I am game for that

WE do not talk about hitting on each other with unwanted attention--unless we on the canuck board
DUDE

Go back to the "HF retirement home." Clearly the purpose of this thread eluded your senescent brain.

It makes no claims to universal appeal, and will always be overshadowed by the Lady Advice Thread.

However, it offers a valuable space for HF's marginalized sexual groups to seek romantic advice, even if it only advances at a crawl compared to its companion thread.

Please respect this and don't come into the thread if you only want to complain about its relevance or necessity.

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01-07-2013, 12:34 PM
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DUDE

Go back to the "HF retirement home." Clearly the purpose of this thread eluded your senescent brain.

It makes no claims to universal appeal, and will always be overshadowed by the Lady Advice Thread.

However, it offers a valuable space for HF's marginalized sexual groups to seek romantic advice, even if it only advances at a crawl compared to its companion thread.

Please respect this and don't come into the thread if you only want to complain about its relevance or necessity.
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01-07-2013, 12:37 PM
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rules for being a man is simple

1) Lie to get into her nickers
2) always use protection
3) Remember the line "Sorry, didn't know she was you mother"
4) Run
5) Deny
6) Lie
7) fly
8) Never cry
9) Always set an alarm in your phone for birthdays and aniverseries--chicks take them seriously
Surprised you haven't added "don't get married"

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01-07-2013, 01:17 PM
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I repeat: this is not a thread for disparaging women. Go elsewhere if you want to do that.
So we can create a separate thread for that?

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But I'm a girl, and heck, I have issues at times.

That said, I've been married for like 7 years. But boy oh boy can guys seriously drive you mental!
That's not guys driving you mental! That's just you driving yourself mental

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Surprised you haven't added "don't get married"
That goes without saying (or in this case, without being written)

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Shoot, girls are first attracted to guys by looks, same goes the other way. To say it doesn't happen that way would be assinine.

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1. Never lie.
2. Never do anything that you would need to lie about.

This will make your life 100% easier. Believe me, I know.

If a woman finds out about a lie even if it has nothing to do with you and you're just covering for one of your buddies, you're ****ed.

Also
3. Don't let her run the relationship. If she always takes control and you never have any say and if you defer all of your decisions to her, you're doing it wrong.
4. Don't be afraid to speak your mind. If she can't take it then she can get lost. Same goes the other way, don't get butt hurt when she yells at you.
5. If she can't take a joke, then she sucks. You should be able to rip on her just like any of your friends and she should do the same to you.
6. If she doesn't let you hang out with your friends without her, then she sucks.

EDIT: Just realized this is a for women advice. Oh well, either way 99% of the people reading this are guys anyway


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01-07-2013, 03:17 PM
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Does babes like my Alfietar?
Anything other than worshiping the Alfietar is blasphemy.

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Rules:
1. Never lie.
2. Never do anything that you would need to lie about.

This will make your life 100% easier. Believe me, I know.

If a woman finds out about a lie even if it has nothing to do with you and you're just covering for one of your buddies, you're ****ed.

Also
3. Don't let her run the relationship. If she always takes control and you never have any say and if you defer all of your decisions to her, you're doing it wrong.
4. Don't be afraid to speak your mind. If she can't take it then she can get lost. Same goes the other way, don't get butt hurt when she yells at you.
5. If she can't take a joke, then she sucks. You should be able to rip on her just like any of your friends and she should do the same to you.
6. If she doesn't let you hang out with your friends without her, then she sucks.

EDIT: Just realized this is a for women advice. Oh well, either way 99% of the people reading this are guys anyway

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DUDE

this is a 99% male board--why do we want to understand each other

if we have a problem--he beat the crap out of each other and then go for a beer

however--if we want to start comparing nore how ****ed females and we can not understand their wackiness--I am game for that

WE do not talk about hitting on each other with unwanted attention--unless we on the canuck board
ur cute...a/s/l?

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That's not guys driving you mental! That's just you driving yourself mental
Sadly its not. He's a little bit the girl in the relationship (Far more nit-picky than I am, and more emotional than I am too -- although that has changed slightly over the years). And I am probably more the guy in the relationship. That said, I really have nothing to complain about!

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01-07-2013, 04:11 PM
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Rules:
1. Never lie.
2. Never do anything that you would need to lie about.

This will make your life 100% easier. Believe me, I know.

If a woman finds out about a lie even if it has nothing to do with you and you're just covering for one of your buddies, you're ****ed.

Also
3. Don't let her run the relationship. If she always takes control and you never have any say and if you defer all of your decisions to her, you're doing it wrong.
4. Don't be afraid to speak your mind. If she can't take it then she can get lost. Same goes the other way, don't get butt hurt when she yells at you.
5. If she can't take a joke, then she sucks. You should be able to rip on her just like any of your friends and she should do the same to you.
6. If she doesn't let you hang out with your friends without her, then she sucks.

EDIT: Just realized this is a for women advice. Oh well, either way 99% of the people reading this are guys anyway

And this is good advice both ways really, whether you're a guy or girl.

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01-07-2013, 05:22 PM
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Sadly its not. He's a little bit the girl in the relationship (Far more nit-picky than I am, and more emotional than I am too -- although that has changed slightly over the years). And I am probably more the guy in the relationship. That said, I really have nothing to complain about!
I rest my case

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01-07-2013, 08:53 PM
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I rest my case
I feel like lots of guys are a bit more of the girl than they let on! I'm just saying stereotypical girl. lol.

Most of my friends, its the guys that are generally more picky, and the girls that are more flexible and what not.

That said, I guess each relationship requires compromise and people to be a bit different.

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Shoot, girls are first attracted to guys by looks, same goes the other way. To say it doesn't happen that way would be assinine.
I would think girls would be more attracted to charm than looks. Looks are a part of charm, but not the whole thing. Fame, money, personality, sense of humor all play into it. Confidence is the biggest thing.

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I would think girls would be more attracted to charm than looks. Looks are a part of charm, but not the whole thing. Fame, money, personality, sense of humor all play into it. Confidence is the biggest thing.
I thought charm was just being awesome?

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I feel like lots of guys are a bit more of the girl than they let on! I'm just saying stereotypical girl..
This is a sad, sad reality.

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This is a sad, sad reality.
Just read the "Lady Advice Thread"!

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Good for Deficient Mode standing up for equality and shame on everyone else.

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Good for Deficient Mode standing up for equality and shame on everyone else.
Thanks Slim. Now it's just up to you to stand up to all takers who won't be givers and we can pat each other on the back for a job well done.

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rules for being a man is simple

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4) Run
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7) fly
8) Never cry
9) Always set an alarm in your phone for birthdays and aniverseries--chicks take them seriously
10) Don't get married
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Alfie will always be hated for shooting at Scotty.

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Its because the "hottest" NHLers were not really that hot.

Kessel?? Really??

Honestly, the list was sub-par. Could have taken out 20 players, and replaced them with hotter guys.

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