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02-20-2013, 08:19 AM
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Joe strives not for worldly things or the self-indulgent pleasure of goals. To want is to suffer.

Vitalism is the seeing of the whole, it is to create the presence of pure energy where before there was none. The oneness with things. Joe is the equilibrium in the Force... balancing good against evil. Speed against sloth. Fight against apathy. Hockey ^ Joe is not a clever marketing gimmick. Is is the way of things.
Such little understanding of HIS powers . . .

Joe will be its equilibrium one moment and transcend it the next. Oh ye of little mind, have you not realized the most essential truth of the known and unknown universe by now? Joe IS the Force.

Side note: Just had flash of Joe using his Sidious voice to announce to all here (while striking down Burgundy with bolts of lightning) 'I am the Force'.

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02-21-2013, 08:58 AM
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If Vitale had starred in the final Batman movie, HE would've been the League of Shadows instead of Bane... because he knows the filth of Gotham must be washed away. But instead of blowing up the city he would've picked up the microphone and told everyone to leave or face the Wrath of Vitality. And they would've complied within 24 hours, in a peaceful orderly fashion. Boring ending to the movie, sure, but effective.

And he'd get the chance to punch Christian Bale in the face numerous times (something all self-respecting men would like to do).

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02-21-2013, 10:24 AM
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If Vitale had starred in the final Batman movie, HE would've been the League of Shadows instead of Bane... because he knows the filth of Gotham must be washed away. But instead of blowing up the city he would've picked up the microphone and told everyone to leave or face the Wrath of Vitality. And they would've complied within 24 hours, in a peaceful orderly fashion. Boring ending to the movie, sure, but effective.

And he'd get the chance to punch Christian Bale in the face numerous times (something all self-respecting men would like to do).
Your Christian Bale fetish aside, this story for Him is wonderful. Brings a tear to my eye, to be honest.

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02-21-2013, 10:43 AM
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Watch it, pal... I know people.

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02-21-2013, 11:10 AM
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And now it appears Joe Joe is getting scratched against Florida...

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02-21-2013, 11:38 AM
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And now it appears Joe Joe is getting scratched against Florida...
Already announced?

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02-21-2013, 11:43 AM
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Already announced?
not announced, but Boychuk and Vitale were the extras during practice today.

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02-21-2013, 11:44 AM
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not announced, but Boychuk and Vitale were the extras during practice today.
Cool . . .

You know who I blame for this?

That Adams slurping sycophant Burgundy.

EDIT: I can't wait until the day that fire and brimstone are cast down upon that heretic. In Joe Vitale's name I pray. Amen.

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02-21-2013, 02:42 PM
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And now it appears Joe Joe is getting scratched against Florida...
he will be holding the huracanes at bay so the team can play.

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02-21-2013, 03:05 PM
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And now it appears Joe Joe is getting scratched against Florida...
And yet Kennedy stays in.

How dare this thread be un-stickied! You have only incurred the wrath of Joe's followers, who will come out in droves to keep the thread alive and well.

Say it with me: Viva la Vitale!

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02-21-2013, 03:08 PM
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Some of you may have thought for a moment there that this thread was un-bronzed. I want you to know... it was your imagination.

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02-21-2013, 03:16 PM
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And yet Kennedy stays in.

How dare this thread be un-stickied! You have only incurred the wrath of Joe's followers, who will come out in droves to keep the thread alive and well.

Say it with me: Viva la Vitale!
Does Disco go with Jeffrey and Despres as a way of saying "these are the guys we play against non-physical teams" ?

I don't really get his choices, but it's becoming a tired issue for me.

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02-22-2013, 06:48 PM
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Can someone record/post a link to/pester root sports to make Joey V's tour of STL available after this game?

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02-22-2013, 08:37 PM
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May the Lord Vitale find it in His infinite kindness to make sure that Malkin is not injured. Or, if Malkin has in some, inadvertent way offended the Joe and thus is being punished by Him, may He expedite Malkin's recovery.

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02-22-2013, 08:43 PM
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Bylsma and Adams have cursed this team with their wretched Visions of Grindeur (avatar theme anyone?).

See what happens when you pull Vitale instead of Adams... Geno... into the boards. Don't try to tell me there isn't a direct correlation. This is evil at work.

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02-22-2013, 09:57 PM
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Bylsma and Adams have cursed this team with their wretched Visions of Grindeur (avatar theme anyone?).

See what happens when you pull Vitale instead of Adams... Geno... into the boards. Don't try to tell me there isn't a direct correlation. This is evil at work.
You think if Geno's Lord and Savior Joe Vitale had been on the ice tonight that he would not have punished Geno's transgressor. Me neither.

Instead, Geno had only that heretic Burgundy's false god Craig Adams to defense him, and Adams reacted with the same invisibility that false gods have been displaying for thousands of years.

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02-24-2013, 09:24 AM
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Notice: All who attempt to replace Joe Vitale with an old wounded dog like Matt Cullen, shall answer for his sins on the day of judgement.

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02-24-2013, 06:26 PM
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"Vitale is responsible for this! He is gaining ground on Dupuis as the Pen I "Hate" the most!!!-DP"

Dan Potash


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02-24-2013, 07:18 PM
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Just call him "Knuckles".

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02-24-2013, 07:24 PM
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I'm much older than Joe, but will he be my daddy???

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02-24-2013, 07:28 PM
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"Vitale is responsible for this! He is gaining ground on Dupuis as the Pen I "Hate" the most!!!-DP"

Dan Potash
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02-24-2013, 07:44 PM
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Nice fight tonight, tons of energy.

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02-24-2013, 08:23 PM
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Awesome job by big Joe in the fight vs Hall. Well done

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02-24-2013, 08:38 PM
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Adam Hall is lucky to be alive. First Burgundy, now Hall . . . is their any limit to His charity?

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Don't mess with Joe.


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