Probably a consistent point producing player who plays on the PP and PK and top line at ES but is forced to compensate for a stuffed suit good ole boy head coach who still tries to play hockey like it's 2006. He probably is also the mayor of a village whose population is represented by his goal totals. To top it off he must be French Canadian and have a not so secret love affair with poutine. Also a bonus if he had to clear waivers at some point in his career.
Mikko Koivu. Since the Wild have been terrible, play in the Northwest, and until this year, are never on TV, not many hockey fans know how good he is. From what I can tell from comments, coaches/players around the league know. Despite Parise and Suter, its Mikko's team. A leader by example type in terms of work ethic.