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01-31-2013, 03:23 PM
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He'll make a final film.

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01-31-2013, 03:50 PM
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He'll make a final film.
I'll bet it'll be hospital themed.

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Didn't know he played in the NHL too

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That ugly mother, all of us overweight and hairy couch potatoes wish we could be him for a couple of months.

Get well.

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01-31-2013, 11:54 PM
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I'll bet it'll be hospital themed.
He does have Stripper Nurses from 1994 on his resume. Also has Cheerleader Nurses and it's sequel, The Return Of The Cheerleader Nurses.

I'm sure a remake of Head Nurse might be a good idea for film #2098.

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As long as hes already in the hospital he should have them do some liposuction and electrolysis(hair removal) while hes there.

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As long as hes already in the hospital he should have them do some liposuction and electrolysis(hair removal) while hes there.
Though he could very easily afford it, he's notoriously stingy.

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02-01-2013, 09:40 PM
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I heard about this yesterday. Hope he is ok.

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I've never actually seen a Ron Jeremy video, and I watch a lot of videos.

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Though he could very easily afford it, he's notoriously stingy.
I guess he can't dispell every stereotype about Jews.

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Gross.
Mentioned this thread to my wife and that (according to one of the first posts) that he'd been in over 2100 films.

Your quote was her response.

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02-02-2013, 05:43 AM
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02-06-2013, 01:38 PM
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Ron Jeremy I'm Giving Death a Hard Time



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Ron Jeremy REFUSES TO DIE ... and TMZ has the photo proof!!

After undergoing multiple surgeries for a heart aneurysm last month, the 59-year-old porn legend is making a miraculous recovery ... and even took a photo with a nurse while giving the ol' thumbs up.

It's pretty incredible considering Ron's situation was so bad, he was put in the intensive care unit at L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai hospital.

But now, Ron's rep tells us the porn giant is "alert and awake and in his own room on the road to recovery."

In fact, The Hedgehog was able to muster up a statement of his own ... telling TMZ, "Thank you ALL for the concern & well wishes, I'm doing very well thanks to modern technology!"

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So we have proof that he cannot be killed.

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02-06-2013, 03:01 PM
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Is he at the same hospital MJ was taken to when he died?

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I've never actually seen a Ron Jeremy video, and I watch a lot of videos.
internet "helped" alot of kids in this generation. back then when we were stealing our parents VHS movies, you had no choice.... there was the inevitable Ron jeremy scene.

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Hopefully for his sake, he will drop a little weight now and watch his diet better. Glad to see that The Hedgehog is doing better now.

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That nurse looks exactly nothing like the nurses to which he is accustomed.

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02-07-2013, 12:40 PM
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So we have proof that he cannot be killed.
Read the quote..."thanks to modern technology." Clearly he's not human, or at least not all of him.

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02-07-2013, 01:31 PM
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Read the quote..."thanks to modern technology." Clearly he's not human, or at least not all of him.
So that's where he gets all his famous stamina from.

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He's no Peter North.
Yah Ron prefers top not bottom. Should be Peter South

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