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09-23-2003, 03:42 PM
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Clunking noise in my '78 Skoda

Anyone know what it might be? I'd hate to give up on this classic.

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Anyone know what it might be? I'd hate to give up on this classic.
It's a squirrel wrapped around your drive shaft.

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My money is on Jimmy Hoffa. Second guess would be what's left of Todd Bertuzzi following your barroom 'disagreement.' Confess!

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Anyone know what it might be? I'd hate to give up on this classic.

Probably Mike Comrie skating without a contract in your trunk.

He'd fit...

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Probably Mike Comrie skating without a contract in your trunk.

He'd fit...
Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

P.S. - My baby brother had a Skoda, that I think he was quite fond of. Always seemed to have something tied down with a bungee cord though ...

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Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

P.S. - My baby brother had a Skoda, that I think he was quite fond of. Always seemed to have something tied down with a bungee cord though ...
LMAO

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Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

P.S. - My baby brother had a Skoda, that I think he was quite fond of. Always seemed to have something tied down with a bungee cord though ...

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Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

P.S. - My baby brother had a Skoda, that I think he was quite fond of. Always seemed to have something tied down with a bungee cord though ...
That hurts man.... straight to the heart like the broken wheel of a cart at a shopping mart.

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What do you get when you have a biker/jehovahs witness cross on your doorstep?

Someone that tells YOU..........to EFF OFF!

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