3/8/13 "It Can't Get Worse, Right?" - Jets VS Panthers
Tonight, your dead last place in the NHL Florida Panthers, aka what we could get out the San Antonio Rampage, take on the Atlant...er Winnipeg Jets, apparently.
Standings:
Florida - Take a wild guess
Winnipeg - Well better than us, that's for sure
Injuries:
Florida - Almost everyone
Winnipeg - Not as much as Florida
Starting Lineups:
Florida
Calder Trophy Candidate - Almost as Good - Left For Dead By Colorado
Shows Up Every So Often - Underrated Center - Likely Injured, Was Having A Good Season Despite His Team's Efforts
Tries So Hard But Can't Finish - Centerman Finally Coming Into His Own - Callup Wondering If Leaving San Antonio Was Such A Good Idea
Shadow Of Himself - Faceoff Winner - Sentient Mustache
Lady Byng No More - Suspension Pending
Towering Force - Weak And Slow
Potential - Long Since Has Been
Winnipeg
Players who are way better than those other guys
Starting Goalies:
Florida - Rookie Who Deserves Better
Winnipeg - Unstoppable Brick Wall (not a metaphor, an actual brick wall)
Special Teams:
Florida - Oy, not so good
Winnipeg - Good enough to beat their opponents
What's our motto?
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Florida Panthers: 2011-2012 Southeast Division Champions
Your GDT seems overly pessimistic given the fact you spanked the Jets just 3 days ago...
Here's hoping for a good game.
Well based on how we've done this year...that game amounts to more than a fluke this season than a trend. It is an indication of things to come in the future, but the injuries are just out of control this year and the effort has often just not been there. That's not to say we won't win tonight, but a team like Washington that has struggled most of the season has dominated us this year, that says a lot.
Alright everyone, let's just cool it. Obviously the GDT is totally in jest. I like to inject humor where possible. Let's all be civil to each other. You want to take out frustration, take it out on the team, not each other. Thanks.
No worries man, as long as you start your sentences with a capital letter and end them with some sort of period or exclamation point or something. I have forgiven Harv for his serious lack of use of the aforementioned, but he is not a mod.
BTW, This is a great GDT!!!
(the sad part is I knew exactly what our lineup is just from the descriptions)
I actually expect a win tonight. After last nights gongshow of a game, Dineen should have the guys ready to play. I have no doubt Markstrom will be ready after being embarrassed last night.
I'm still cheering for Santo to have another solid game against Winnipeg.
