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03-26-2013, 08:28 PM
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Ray acting as if he can get anyone laid.

I would volunteer myself as an example, but that would be too easy for him.

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We were both young when I first saw you.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts:
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air.

See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns.
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello,"
Little did I know...

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles,
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you, "Please don't go"
And I said...

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all that's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess,
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes".

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03-26-2013, 08:29 PM
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Taylor Swift is tall and likes to wear high heels.

I'd probably be scared if I met her.

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So I sneak out to the garden to see you.
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes... escape this town for a little while.
Oh, oh.

'cause you were Romeo - I was a scarlet letter,
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
But you were everything to me,
I was begging you, "Please don't go"
And I said...

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all that's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess.
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes".

Romeo, save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel.
This love is difficult but it's real.
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess.
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes".

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Taylor Swift is tall and likes to wear high heels.

I'd probably be scared if I met her.
I'd still be taller than her.

And she'd write a song about how I disappointed her by being taller.

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Ray acting as if he can get anyone laid.

I would volunteer myself as an example, but that would be too easy for him.
More so because I have a lot of w hore friends.

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I'd still be taller than her.

And she'd write a song about how I disappointed her by being taller.
She's 5'11". I'm 6'1". Wouldn't take very high heels for her to be taller than me.

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03-26-2013, 08:31 PM
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Anyone here good at diagnosing if a pic is photoshopped or not?

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More so because I have a lot of w hore friends.
I'm coming to Atlanta this weekend.

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Anyone here good at diagnosing if a pic is photoshopped or not?
I've seen quite a few shops in my time

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Anyone here good at diagnosing if a pic is photoshopped or not?
Just post it.

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I'm coming to Atlanta this weekend.
I have never once said I was going to get any of you guys laid with girlfriend material, but just that I would get you laid.

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Anyone here good at diagnosing if a pic is photoshopped or not?
It's not that hard to tell

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I've seen quite a few shops in my time
I can tell by the pixels.

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Anyone here good at diagnosing if a pic is photoshopped or not?
Yeah, I've seen quite a few shops in my time.

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Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
I'll wear those shoes and you will wear that dress.

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

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I have never once said I was going to get any of you guys laid with girlfriend material, but just that I would get you laid.
I have standards.

She needs to be a she.

She needs to weigh at least 50 pounds less than me.

She needs to be alive.

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I'd be fine with 9 Fingers.

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I have standards.

She needs to be a she.

She needs to weigh at least 50 pounds less than me.

She needs to be alive.
I don't think it's possible for a girl to meet the last two for me

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shopped or not?

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I don't think it's possible for a girl to meet the last two for me
My condo lenses.

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