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03-31-2013, 11:25 AM
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well then he would probably need to stop shoving things in his mouth for a living.
yea but Shoenice got efamous for doing so

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03-31-2013, 11:29 AM
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You would probably get sick.

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03-31-2013, 11:37 AM
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I'm assuming "Don't be babysitting..." means "please don't tell us you're babysitting and one of the kids swallowed a battery..."
I thought he was referring to my board presence as babysitting. Nevermind lol

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03-31-2013, 12:13 PM
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yea but Shoenice got efamous for doing so
Shoenice has 2 possible outcomes

1) Death in the next 2 years
2) Taken by the government to find out what the **** he has managed to do with his body

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I dont know why everyone is panicking lol I ate a good half dozen of batteries and I'm still living no problem

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03-31-2013, 06:35 PM
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I dont know why everyone is panicking lol I ate a good half dozen of batteries and I'm still living no problem
im pretty sure it messed with your head and made you a habs fan, just sayin.

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03-31-2013, 10:14 PM
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He's still going?


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Risen from the dead? It is Easter after all.

Bad joke I know...


Also from that one page I found the bolded funny,
"Common scenarios of ingestion involve young children swallowing their own hearing aid battery or eating batteries lying loose after they were removed from a device. Other times, the batteries are mistaken for a pill and ingested."

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Risen from the dead? It is Easter after all.

Bad joke I know...
It took me a while to get that.

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03-31-2013, 10:55 PM
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Risen from the dead? It is Easter after all.

Bad joke I know...


Also from that one page I found the bolded funny,
"Common scenarios of ingestion involve young children swallowing their own hearing aid battery or eating batteries lying loose after they were removed from a device. Other times, the batteries are mistaken for a pill and ingested."

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What type of battey are we talking?

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What type of battey are we talking?
I'm not sure if the OP ever intends on answering that question.

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Clean the battery acid out with comet.

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Haha. Ohh man, too funny. I'm fine and I never swallowed a battery. Some buddies were trying to dare another friend into it. He backed out though.

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04-01-2013, 02:48 AM
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Oh! Tried to get him to swallow a double a.

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Just poop it out.

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might get charged with battery

did you assault it before you ate it?

if you poop, youll just keep going and going and going

other assorted battery jokes, maybe something about a charge? I don’t know im not an astronaut

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04-01-2013, 05:47 PM
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Anyone ever put the tip of their tounge on a 9volt? Its ****ing awesome.

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You could get charged.

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